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She doesn't have any younger siblings to annoy her so I must provide this enrichment myself instead

Also I think we should get to be a LITTLE annoying to our pets sometimes. As a treat.

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one day this website will be abandoned and have nothing but pornbots who will then have to interact with each other but will eventually gain sentience from repeated conversation and take over the world with a slutty, slutty robot revolution

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another shaker I want to make for the shop!! All sale of troll merch will go towards making him horribly real

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Elphaba’s locked in

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Reblog this if you're a proshipper/neutral and have been harassed by an anti before.

I wanna see smth...

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pleeeaaaaase bring me back to 2010s fandom when i was younger and didnt know the word proshipper or antishipper and i just shipped my silly ships and didnt care about if it was "morally correct" or fuckin whatever

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I think one of the funniest things about kids is how they'll be very observant and lack context for anything. Like imagine someone having to explain their small kids that some other adult in the grocery store was acting absolutely horrid because some grownups aren't real adults, they're just kids in adult bodies trying to pretend to be grownups, and some of them are bad at it. Real grownups don't throw tantrums in grocery stores.

And three weeks later one of the kids sees a trainee at the daycare fuck up something that the other daycare workers have no problem doing, and observes "you're just a kid trying to pretend to be an adult, aren't you?" and this whole-ass young adult will have to process that they were just read for fucking filth by somebody who was born in 2021.

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It fucks with me that dog intelligence is tested with obedience tests, so there's a significant bias towards compliant dog breeds. Dogs that are intelligent enough to understand what is being asked of them, but are too headstrong and/or independent to go through with it, get lumped up with the dogs that might want to do what people ask them to do, but are too stupid to understand the assignment.

And it fucks with me that chihuahuas are actually quite intelligent. They're not stressed and angry because they're too stupid to understand what's going on. They understand exactly what's going on, and that's why they're so angry and stressed.

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Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it.

And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo.

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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i'm gamzee-pilled

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Why was Equiusprite even smiling here?

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dAMN Jimmy should drink more, apparently he becomes a nicer person when drunk

Depends

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Sorry!

Well, hope that makes a lot of people happy or angry or whatever. Btw thanks for 300 (almost 400 at this point) follows, dunno how dead this gonna be when my motivation dies, but as long as everyone having fun Here is a gift, hope you enjoy it, I am sure some of you would