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Drunk Ramsay

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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Big fan of when old jrpgs would do this

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Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

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every day I wake up and think about the one iwan rheon interview where he mentions actively trying to play ramsay in a way where his interactions with theon could be seen as sexual and then. the interviewers just ignore it. just a single follow up question could have fed me for my entire life!!!

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Many such cases

"I'm better than you because I have a job!"

↑ doesn't know if the person they're talking to has a job or not

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why do we take towels for granted. have you ever needed to dry off and could only use your clothes or a blanket or something. little fibers all over you, just terrible. towels dont do this. not nearly as much at least. thank you towels

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gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

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*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

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eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

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*LOUD THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

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honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

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funniest carnivorous plant thing is having really tall flowers to avoid accidentally eating their own pollinators. me in the nutrient sparse bog solving one problem and instantly creating another

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being robotkin or anything adjacent does not give you an excuse to be pro-ai. being techum or anything adjacent does not give you an excuse to be pro-ai. being neurodivergent does not give you an excuse to be pro-ai. i cannot believe that has to be said.