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We need to gatekeep fandom.

Fandoms are made by and for weird nerds.

Fandoms are suposed to be weird, fandoms are suposed to be cringe, fandoms are suposed to be horny.

Fandoms are inherently proship, as in, "ship and let ship" always was basic fandom etiquette before the normie invasion.

Fandoms aren't suposed to follow canon, fandoms aren't suposed to be pure, clean, sanitized or marketable.

Fandoms are for self-shippers, bad cosplayers, rule 34, bad fanart, strange headcanons, crackships, darkships, edgy fanart, bad fandubs, bad ocs, AMVs, rps, askblogs, confession blogs, cringy memes, random gore, fucked up re-imaginings and most importantly fandoms are about FUN

I think we were a little too kind letting the normies in while they were bored out of their mind during quarantine, because now fandoms are being destroyed by puritans who don't understand what fandoms are to their core.

This is not for you.

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your fic about teacher tavros and student gamzee is one of my favorite fanfictions. i need to ask you though… what do you think about teacher gamzee and student tavros?

thankk you so much <3 ohh that is a GREAT idea, i don't have many ideas to to the concept myself but if you want feel free to bombard my inbox with some hc's

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Yaoi/BL Masterlist

You can find the Yaoi/BL Masterlist link on the description box as shown above for easier navigation

Link will direct to the Google Drive, NOT the masterlist post in the previous blog

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not even canon at all, because he would not post this, but i still wanted to draw it. it’s funny.

i’d also like to bring to attention that i changed all the profile pictures. a minor thing, but i think it’s cool.

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izutsumi cute

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When was the last time you thanked your body?

For always healing itself.

For housing your dreams, your feelings, your memories.

For being your soul's vessel in this incarnation.

Your body serves you every day. It has been your faithful companion for however old you are.

You would thank a stranger who holds the door open for you for five seconds. Why would you not thank your body who has been holding life open for you since the moment you were born?

Just like the people in your life, your body will reciprocate your affection.

The last time I got sick, my doctor was shocked at how well I looked given my test results. She said anyone else would have had trouble breathing, let alone walking. Meanwhile, I was belting Whitney Houston in the car just before strutting in my stilettos to see her.

It's not magic: Even if you thank your body every day, it will still get ill every now and then. And one day, it will still pass away.

But in the face of danger and death, a body deeply loved will fight with every fiber of its being to keep you safe for as long as it can.

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man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

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Boyfriend asked if we can cosplay Ramsay and Myranda,

I win.

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Thramsay and Greyjoy Textposts

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more humanstuck...

someone asked about the dancestors, so i drew some of them. its been a MINUTE since i read absolutely anything about them at all, so sorry if they're kinda off.

they won't really feature heavily in this au. a few facts, though:

these ones are in college

they play dnd together (sometimes kurloz comes along with meulin)

meulin and damara are sisters with their respective beta trolls, horuss and rufioh are cousins with theirs

those are prescription glasses; sometimes he wears contacts

they're all still 6 years older than the beta trolls (at least as of now), so 22

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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trying to practice my german a little bit. sorry if it isn’t too good, but that is why i’m practicing.

translation:

ARTHUR: … ARTHUR: Um… ARTHUR: Everything alright? EZEQUIEL: ! EZEQUIEL: N-Yes EZEQUIEL: I am entirely normal EZEQUIEL: Actually EZEQUIEL: Go away EZEQUIEL: Please

i don’t know why everyone is having biblical names. i didn’t particularly mean anything by it, they just sounded cool, i guess.

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things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

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Idk if this works for men with dementia (probably not) but I did this with both my grandma and my aunt and it worked. Basically all you have to do when they’re having a rough one is give them a stuffed animal or a baby doll (preferably a baby doll). My grandma would immediately calm herself so she could take care of the baby. My aunt loved to color pictures with her baby doll. Like something about being given a task like that helps people hold themselves together. Also this has to work in tandem with other methods of caring for someone with dementia but like. Quickest method of calm down was the baby doll.

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Part of me secretly believes that if I make a really, really good and perfect piece of art that it will prevent people from ever being mean to me again. They'll say, "Wait, aren't you the one that made the really, really good and perfect piece of art? I'm so sorry for what I said. I thought the art was so good. I wish I had never hurt your feelings, now that I realize you are the one who made the art. I also have decided to agree with your political opinions. Here's a gift card."