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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
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[hornet nest kicking voice] Militant indoor cat people are so American it's hilarious (especially when they meet the British culture of Do Not Imprison Thine Beaste)
like "but what if your cat gets eaten by coyotes!!" yeah man the famous roaming coyotes of Gloucestershire "but what if they kill animals!!" they're carnivores, what do you think is in your cat food, tofu? anyway good to know Americans never have to deal with pests "but you can give it all the enrichment it needs inside!!" they don't have mcmansions. the average British terraced house only has enough room to fit an armchair a kettle and a can of beans
like what if other places aren't like the USA, and things you assumed were universal truths actually depend on circumstances that may not apply elsewhere
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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle
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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
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being pro-copyright is like a cartoon "i hate cool things" political stance
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Check out the bonus panel on the site!
SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE
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