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Bougie : Boogie-Woogie :: Nouveau-Riche : Nooveau-Riche-Wooveau-Riche

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imagine being a cia guy who's been trying to set up bay of pigs 2 for the last ten years but now elon musk is cancelling it because he saw a line item called like "Promoting Political Engagement Among Cuban-Americans" and was like 'hmm, too Woke, scrap it' id overdose on the leftover mkultra drugs then and there

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Deemed "impractical to the point of idiocy", the "Wand Cannon" was later used to devastating effect against the very wizards that had dismissed it.

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i just saw somebody type >:3cccc and all i could think of was

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hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

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ripley's believe it or else

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2007 eBird gem

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maybe it just needs a little yellow

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mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

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hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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it’s a long flight home from New Orleans, but Ms. KC won’t be able to rest for many more nights with her division mates roasting the fuck out of her. Good for them, good for them~

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"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece

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seeing trump 2024 plasy out is making me realize that the trump 2016/brexit comparsions were way overblown. trump 2016 was just racist guy winning us election, fork found in kitchen, this is the usa's brexit -- setting decades of carefuly cultivated imperial soft power on fire for no reason because the ideological tail has been allowed to wag the dog

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Fan art i drew of patrick mahomes dying in a glue trap

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Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.