kylewrutar

[kylewrutar]

It has been ages since I posted a Locked Tomb meme

[kylewrutar]

Another writing prompt response! Utilizing armor in the zombie apocalypse

Cletus had assumed he took the smart route. A quick stop by the gun store to load up on buckshot, and he'd be set to wait out the apocalypse until things blew over.

Now, two months down the line with ammo running short, he knew his weapon of choice was only a temporary solution.

Gazing out at the fields surrounding his farm, sitting atop his pickup, he wondered how much longer he had left until the hoards became overwhelming. He had barely a half dozen shells left in his pocket, and the shamblers in the distance were slowly gaining ground.

Just as things seemed dire, a strange cry burst out through the evening night. A figure, dressed head to toe in full plate armor, came sprinting out of the forestry, heading straight for the undead. They barely had time to react as he cleaved into their skulls with a massive great sword. The only one quick enough grabbed him from behind and bit into his shoulder, but his armor protected him. A simple flip and another stab, and all of the dead were dealt with.

As the strange knight sprinted off into the distance, Cletus found himself re-evaluating his entire outlook on the apocalypse. Firearms were unsustainable, that much was obvious, but swords and armor? Perhaps they would prove more long lasting.

There was one thing he knew for certain; he was about to take a swing by the natural history museum and find himself some armor.

[kylewrutar]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[kylewrutar]

Hate a terf day is every day

YOU hates terfs

[kylewrutar]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[kylewrutar]

“If you replace Dementus’ gang with muppets it’s still the exact same movie”

[kylewrutar]

ham

[kylewrutar]

limited edition funko pop alecto idk

[ twitter ♥ commissions ]

[kylewrutar]

What is... Plot Bunny?

There are two different things that are called plot bunnies.

Plot bunnies can be story ideas that don't leave a writer's brain (gnawing at it like rabbits do) until they get written down.

It also refers to writers having multiple ideas at once that basically multiply like rabbits.

[kylewrutar]

a meeting of creatures…

[kylewrutar]

support your local library!

[kylewrutar]

they say she was pushed out of the airlock but i know what really happened

[kylewrutar]

The man asked to beat the grim reaper WITH chess, not AT chess. The grim reaper foolishly agrees

.

.

.

Death is completely flabbergasted at the mortal's move. He presented an ordinary chess set and immediately hefted it into his hands and struck the hooded figure over the head with the board.

"Ah, wh- what the hell carl!?"

"You agreed!" Carl replied, lifting the board once more.

"Yeah but I didn't think you would-"

Death is cut off again as the mortal Carl strikes him once more with the board. For someone who was nothing more than a skeleton, it surprisingly hurt quite a bit.

"O-okay! OKay!" Death said. "You can live for a little while longer, just stop hitting me!"

Carl immediately returned the chess board to the table and returned to his activities. Death couldnt get the surprise to leave his system, and made a note to think through the wording of his challenges from then on out.

[kylewrutar]

How the French Revolution went down in the Yugioh universe

[kylewrutar]

This scene from the BG3 Cast Plays D&D pfft

I love that threatening him with Karlach seems to be the best way to handle Neil-starion

[kylewrutar]

Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”

Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”

[kylewrutar]

harrow indirectly feels the warmth of another women for the first time (idk i thought it was really funny last night at 3 am so here we are)