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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo
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#out of curiosity I decided to check the recipe and it’s my GOAT Natasha#I make her tiramisu all the time it’s so delicious
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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao
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theres truly no better feeling on here than when someone leaves a long paragraph in the tags pointing out details you intentionally included in your art. YES !! PLEASE POINT IT OUT OTHERWISE I WONT KNOW IF PEOPLE NOTICED!! YOURE SO COOL!!!!!
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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend


this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
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Oh my god where’s that one beach boys photo that looks like a hardcore show
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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason




if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.
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when he knows he gotta follow his lead back into the capitalistic death mall if he wants the story

“I’m not calling you ‘good boy’ Frank, that backup was shit!”

They failed to get Barnaby in custody why you trying not to laugh bro

(ㅇωㅇ つ )< so pure of heart, he’s not ready for me
#frank west#dead rising#deluxe remaster#drdr#I’m messing with freecam so it’s been nice to get new angles
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db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers
#AGFHTJDHDHF is this about the movie called DB Cooper Vs Sasquatch#and the guy playing DB is literally the guy who voices Frank West (my absolute goat and beloved#if anyone has a link to it I need to see… 😳 gay porn and TJ rotolo acting his WHOLE ASS OFF… hell yea
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