kylecoopers

[kylecoopers]

do you think your parents would be proud of you?

“God no. But I’ve known that for a while.”

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you act like a disney star trying to break out of the mold by doing outrageous shit sometimes. it’s irritating.

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my opinion is that u'd make a fantastic friend

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have you ever broken a heart?

“I mean I literally fucked someone’s boyfriend so I’d argue I’ve at least helped. Couldn’t tell you other than that, though.”

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where do you see yourself in 5 years?

“I don’t even know what I’m gonna eat for dinner tonight, I don’t usually plan ahead with these things.”

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is there anyone in the world you could top?

“Why is this always a hot topic? I’m not some fuckin, like, pillow princess. I could top whoever I wanted to as long as they gave consent.”

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ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

[kylecoopers]

imssg: open

bas: there's literally a killer here

kyle: and they're literally going to amsterdam. that's a lot bitch!! a LOT !!!

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imssg: kyle

katerina: you've got to get out of your comfort zone eventually.

katerina: oh please, you can get murdered in new york too. i'd rather die in amsterdam than in new york smelling of hot garbage and rat piss.

katerina: who would want to kill you anyway? you're nice. you use happy face emojis all the time.

kyle: i kNOW but idk if amsterdam is the place

kyle: [...]

kyle: god, okay, you got me

kyle: plus plenty of people? i'm killable.

kyle: lovable and killable. it's my staple.

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imssg: nasty richard

alex: no, you gotta come dude

alex: it's amsterdam

kyle: and? it'd be fine

kyle: i can get high and hang out w/ my dog it's chILL

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imssg: kyle

katerina: have you any idea how cliche you sound? you sound like i did visiting the city for the first time before i saw that bum jerking it on the subway.

katerina: new york is overrated.

katerina: torture museum!! :) but if that isn't your cup of tea there's plenty else to do. you know, culture and all that. so what reason would you have for not going?

kyle: ya well um guess what? this bastard? grew up in new york and i'll forever stand by it being the best city so!

kyle: it may be to you but! :)

kyle: hm

kyle: i have a really good reason

kyle: murder pants got a ticket straight to amsterdam sO LIKE new york? infinitely better now.

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imssg: open

bas: time to broaden your horizons

bas: europe is totally different. better. you can't miss this opportunity

bas: so don't be dragging or whatever. have a good time

kyle: yea i don't know

kyle: [...]

kyle: besides there's a killer going

kyle: idk if i wanna get involved in that :/

kyle: that's some like, white people horror movie shit and i'm not straight or cis enough for it.

[kylecoopers]

imssg: kyle

katerina: that is the most dead-eyed smiley face i've ever seen in my life. you know "living it up" in new york while everyone else goes to amsterdam sounds about as much fun as being tied to horses and having them run opposite directions

katerina: speaking of which, did you know amsterdam has a museum of torture??

kyle: it is a smile of LOVE, O K A Y

kyle: and new york is fun !!! new york city is so fun.

kyle: i

kyle: [...]

kyle: there's a fucking what

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imssg: open

bas: what the fuck

bas: why on earth would you do that

bas: i'm personally offended

kyle: [...]

kyle: oh well i like new york!

kyle: it's my home

kyle: i've never left :)

kyle: aND i don't wanna be draggin on anyone in a foreign country. that's no fun!

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imssg: rory

rory: IF YOU DON'T GO I WILL DRAG YOU OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND STUFF YOU IN MY SUITCASE MYSELF

rory: wooh

rory: sorry

rory: too intense?

rory: i can't do amsterdam without you, babe

kyle: THAT'S SO INTENSE I AM QUAKING IN MY LIL BOOTS

kyle: idk tho like it'd be fine! it'd be fun here ! and there without me!!

kyle: you can go and do so much like !!!!

kyle: [...]

kyle: i don't wanna leave my dog rory idk if i'm ready

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imssg: open

kyle: [...]

kyle: should i go? like. i'm about to start packing but idk

kyle: i'm wondering if i should stay back, you know!

kyle: live it up in new york for a lil. :)