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i am no longer happy

i love my bf - i really do. but he makes me so damn cheesy and i love and hate it. like damn i be doing dumb shit but i’m so happy doing it - fuck it, man i’m happy :))

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nevermind he broke up with me

you know what i love about having a bf

i get to send him cat memes and all he can do is like them and tell me they’re good cat memes

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i just wanna be pretty the same way Steven Tyler is pretty

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did people forget that alex and justin just straight up MURDERED stevie on wizards of waverly place?!

like they turned her to stone and just … broke her

there’s no coming back from that she’s dead

does alex russo have a kill count

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there are so many things i want to say, but i don’t know how to say them or when to say them, and by the time i have the right words, it’s no longer relevant and the die just at the tip of my tongue.

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maybe the reason why i and so many others like bojack horseman, to the point of obsession, is because we see these other people, who yea are admittedly fake, but feel so real, and we see them go through similar things and feel all the same and raw emotions we do, because they don’t hide them or sugarcoat them like other shows do, and it feels so validating to see that it’s real, that it happens, that it’s not just our wonky little brains but that it’s real and it’s valid

i dont know man im a senior in high school i dont know shit

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i just finished watching Bojack and i really didn’t think an animated show about a horse would make me feel so much …

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bojack horseman hurts me so bad in a good way

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imma need the link OP

Yes I'm making a bojack playlist yes it's called "I need you to tell me I'm good, diane" yes I'm a walking red flag who loves pain

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you know what i love about having a bf

i get to send him cat memes and all he can do is like them and tell me they’re good cat memes

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i got into an arguement with someone who loves elon about elon and i mentioned that. his response? k no ones perfect - yea no shit but you don’t have to be perfect to respect people’s identity

Acquaintance of mine: *going on and on about how great Elon Musk is*

Me: Yeeeeeeah, I'm not a fan of his. He's said some pretty transphobic stuff.

Him: Maybe he has, but he's a scientist, so I don't care.

🙃🙃🙃

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i love my bf - i really do. but he makes me so damn cheesy and i love and hate it. like damn i be doing dumb shit but i’m so happy doing it - fuck it, man i’m happy :))

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im fully aware of the fact that i’m the reason my virgin friends know so much about sex, i want them to enjoy it and be safe. i’m fully aware that i’m both the bad influence on them and the mom friend. i’m okay with this

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a little girl came up to me and i say hi to her (as you do to kids) and she screams and runs away and then a few minutes pass by and she comes back and hugs me

i have no idea who she is

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hey, so i’m writing on essay on why eating the rich is a good idea, if you guys having any statistical facts or quotes i could use, you’d be a god send

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Lucy: Natsu and I kissed.

Levy: Nooo! *covers face*

Erza: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god.

Lucy: It was unbelievable!

Cana: Ok alright, we want to hear everything! Juvia get booze, Ever, if anybody walks in kick them out! Lu-lu, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Lucy: It ended very well!

Erza, Cana and Levy: Ohh~

Juvia: Do not start without Juvia!

Cana: Alright, was it a soft brush against your lips or was it a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Lucy: Well...uhm, it was really intense, he was a bit physically heated but after a while we just...sunk into it.

Erza: Ohhh myyyyy.

Levy: Look at you~

Mirajane: Wait wait, was he holding you or was his hands anywhere else?

Lucy: At first...his hands were on my waist but then they went softly through my hair.

Cana: *takes a big chug* Daaamn!

-Elsewhere-

Natsu: And uh...then I kissed her.

Gajeel: Tongue?

Natsu: Yeah.

Gray: Cool.

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Gray: We’re gonna need codenames.

Gray: I’m Vanilla Ice.

Gray to Lucy: You’re Daddy Issues.

Gray to Erza: You’re Needs to Go To Therapy.

Gray to Wendy: You’re Too Pure For This World.

Gray to Natsu: YOU’RE A BASTARD.