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Haven't drawn them locking lips in a while so...

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thinking about premature ford + some kind of paranormal orgasm blocker… stan going “welp, ‘least you can fuck me without cummin’ in 3 thrusts” and laughing. ford fucking stan later and acting like a brainless animal because he normally would’ve cum like 20 times by now, and oh my god, he’s so close, just a little bit more—

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I need more of this incest au. I love it so much. I want the incest twins to get caught doing something they CAN NOT explain away.

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OH YEAH i was thinking about this. short of them fucking i think it’d be funny if they caught them making out

regular!stan: “PLATONIC KISSING” MY ASS

incest!ford: W. WE CAN EXPLAIN I PROMISE

regular!stan: NO YOU CAN’T

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SOMETHING FORD WOULD DO: make a bunch of illustrations of tentacle pits he's 'visited' (he's an alien fucker) and the species name if he knows it in his adventure journal.

stan would see pages upon pages of his recent work upon snooping and confront him about it because it just looks like scribbles almost to him. like 'hey are you okay? these drawings are kinda weird'

so ford has to bashfully explain the different alien tentacle pits, trying to not imply that he's had sex with said aliens. but stan says 'why do some look like dicks?' and he has to admit it.

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It has come to my attention that some people are.............shipping Stan and Ford........romantically😔....................stay safe out there guys....

as we all know incest shippers will crawl out of their holes in the ground and start chasing people going, "I'M GONNA GETCHA!!!" with incest fanart....stay safe 🙏

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concept: an entirely non-incestuous, 100% platonic stan and ford end up magically appearing in a universe where stan and ford are together. while the non-incestuous ones are stuck there, the incestuous stan and ford have to come up with increasingly bizarre explanations for their obviously romantic behaviors. bonus points if this stan and ford just got together so they’re still in their honeymoon phase

regular!stan: …why do you have a queen-sized bed

incest!stan: uh. it was on sale

regular!stan: and it was cheaper than a bunk bed?

incest!stan: …they were outta bunk beds

regular!stan: why didn’t you mention that first

incest!stan:

regular!stan:

incest!stan: anyways

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watchu doin there fordsy

as always the full is over here

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okay. cracks knuckles. lock in this is for my devoted fans who told me to keep yapping. you're a real one i; want totouch you all with incestual intentions

(based off this post)

mabel was off at a sleepoever or somthing idfk and it was just dipper n stan home. stan was in his chair per usual, sippingon a beer or whatever tf he drinks when dipper shuffles down the stairs after spending like 7 hours straight reading or some dumb tween nerdy shit

he creeps into the living room sheepishly cuz he gets all sweaty and nervous around stan (when stan's in the tank + boxers duo lololol teen hormones hit dip like a truck) he sits in his usual spot on the armrest of stan's chair and peeks at his drink and notes that it is. not his usual pittcola....... he asks him about it and he's like heh. probably should;nt have this out. (he dont gaf and takes another sip) dippers likegaaspp.. grown up stuff. and cuz he wants more than anything to be seen as more grown up than he is he gets all shy and asks if he can try it.

stan's interest is peaked and because he is a gross old man he gives him some, guiding the can to his lips and watching with a heavy gaze as dipper takes a couple gulps, probably more than he should've, coughing at the burning sensation in his throat. stan laughs, teasing him with a "you alright, kid?" and dippers cheeks flush (from the drink. okay. not from stan. trust him guys ok.) and stan just laughs him off and keeps watching whatever shit on tv is playing.

dipper can feel his head become fuzzy and he blinks slowly. he peeks over at stan, eyeing the drink again and wanting more. stan notices, smirks, and raises it as a silent offering. he looks at him and then back at the drink, carefully taking it into his little hands and nervously taking a couple little kitten sips. stan's hands engulfs his, lowing it from his lips, "alright, slow down there, kid.", and takes it back.

dipper can feel it slowly shut his brain off and blinks over at stan with an empty gaze, unable to form full sentences in his head. stan turns to look at him with a lopsided smile, "you're swaying like a sailor, kid. c'mere", and pats his thigh, inviting dip to snuggle up on his lap. a totally innocent invitation. trust me guys. he slowly crawls over, gripping a hand on stan's shoulder to steady himself before he stumbles over himself. stan catches him before he falls, one big hand coming to rest on his waist. dipper flushes a deeper red at that, trying not to think about how much bigger stan is than him, how his one hand can hold him up in his entirety

he settles on his lap, back pressed against stan's soft chest. his thighs settled on either side of stan's much bigger one. he settles back into stan's chest, his brain is fuzzy and he can't keep his eyes fully open and all he can smell is stan and he's so warm and he nuzzles back into stan with an exhale, bones turning into jello. he can feel stan chuckle, his chest raising against him and his voice low in his ear. stan's hand comes to rest on his head, ruffling his hair, dipper leans into it and lets out a happy little noise without even realizing, melting at the feeling of stan's hands on him. stan coos, "jeez, kid. tipsy already? heh, i was a lightweight at your age too."

whtatever you guys get the idea

i'll probably add onto this tomorrow i just needed to put this in the void

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Stan spanking dipper for the first time after a very rude and snarky argument between the two because dipper was being “bratty”

It’s normal at first (normal enough for spanking) with dipper across stand lap till dipper feels something poking him in the stomach….

YUUUUUUUP. YUUUUUUUUUUUUP. KEEP THESE COMING I AM GFOAMING TH THE MOHT.

dipper's face is beet red in embarrassment and another feeling he refuses to accept. he's bent over stan's thighs, in his usual living room chair, shorts n undies pulled down to his knees. tears are in his eyes, but he's refusing to let them fall, the stubborn little shit.

stan is mad as all hell, snarling about how dipper needs to learn some damn respect, how good he has it in the shack, how he's taking stan's hospitality for granted when he talks back. his open palm makes contact with dippers already reddening rear again, a particularly harder slap, and dipper can't help but let out a little yelp that goes straight to stan's dick. fuck, he is enjoying this more than he should, seeing dipper forced into submission, even if he's trying to resist it. stan's hand comes to rest on his ass again, pressing into the forming bruise, asking dipper if he's ready to apologize yet.

dipper, of course, refuses to swallow his ever growing ego (you can thank ford's influence for that), he balls his fists in the fabric of stan's pants and responds back with a snarky, "i didn't even do anything wr-" he is cut off by another smack on his ass and he cries out, tears finally spilling from his eyes screwed shut. stan doesn't let up, hitting him with a handful more while growling how dipper needs to learn when to shut the fuck up, and dipper is a mess. sniffling and whining louder with every hit.

and fucckkk stan is having too much fun. the domination is going to his head, finally getting dipper to drop the tough guy act. a devious grin spreads on his face, his eyes trained to dipper's ass in his hands. the red hue blossoming on his soft pale skin was so beautiful, and stan did that, marking up his boy's ass. rightfully so. he's losing himself, letting the little voice in his head (that he usually does a pretty good job at repressing) take control. he doesn't even notice that dipper shifted, leaning more into his lap, right over his Very prominent boner. stan groans at the feeling, not even realizing his did that out loud

this is so efging long sorry guys hit myline if you want me to finish this smash that like button chat

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15yo Mabel developing a deep romantic crush for her Grunkle Ford: *giggling and twirling her hair, face hurts from smiling, has never felt more giddy, "Wait! Grunkle Ford! Can I go with you?", writes fanfiction about them but with different names in her secret wattpad acc, Ford did her hair one time and she didn't wash it for two weeks, she took three (3) sips of beer once and ended up crying and weeping on waddles about how much she loves her grunkle*

15yo Dipper developing his first sexual gay crush on his Grunkle Stan: *disturbed, sweating increased by 1000%, can't sleep at night, has tried cold showers and jerking it to pictures of Wendy just to get Stan out of his head, it doesn't work, Stan was teaching him how to fix the washing machine and told him "You gotta go rough with this bad boy, stick your whole first in there kid c'mon," he can't get near a washing machine without getting a boner now*

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Being a multishipper who really fucks with aus is weird cause one moment im like Stancest are so Mabs/Dips parents like those are their kids they had em theirselves and two seconds later I'm like pinecest seduce stancest and they all fuck.

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Based on Combat Baby, Come Back on AO3 by @foodtruckery

Bottom Stan and possessive Ford have my whole heart argh!

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Just because the people who reblog my posts most often have either a stan or ford icon i keep imaging like a group of stans and fords standing in front of me clapping and noding in agreement whilst i tap a mic and proceed to say the most random and sometimes outta pocket shit about stancest.

with a random bill popping up in the background to be like "they're right. i was there."

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Look me dead in eyes and tell me ford dosent wanna grope stans titts look AT ME LOO-HEY NO WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN I CAN

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It think pinecest is really funny when you've got a side helping of stancest because then you get scenarios like:

Dipper shadowing ford and being like "Does Great Uncle Ford actually wanna fuck grunkle stan or am i just projecting my own incest feelings for my twin onto him because i look up to him so much" and ford being like "he's just like me for real" cause he once walked in on dipper sniffing mabels panties and just shrugged cause thats some shit he would do (and has done)

Or

Mabel eating breakfast with Stan while their twins are off doing who knows what and being like "Is it normal for me to wanna smash my face into dippers face cause he's a nerd that talks too much and i think I'd be a good way to shut him up?" And stan being like "totally normal pumpkin" cause he thinks about it pretty fucking often too. And they just go back to eating their cereal like this a totally normal convo (and probably is for them)

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One more pic with Stan and Ford from my AU. I can't resist older and bigger bottoms.

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