❝ that is my daily pet peeve.❞
So… I went to McDonald’s and they just totally messed up my meal, like what the hell is so hard abut taking an order right? I threw a fit for about 20 minutes when I realized it after I got back home again, but still ended up eating it — with a lot of anger. Because let’s be honest, who can not eat McDonald’s when you have it?
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❝ of course my love. i’ll be waiting.❞
“I’m coming for you Kenny. Are you in your room?”
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❝ how long have you been living under that rock of yours?❞
“I don’t know! I didn’t know it was a thing you are supposed to know.”
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❝ nah, don’t worry about it. i’ve seen a lot worse than someone changing. sure, i’d love the company. plus, the more arms to carry snacks, the better. ❞
“apart from forgetting that it’s not acceptable to put clothes on while on-the-go – well, a lot’s up with me, actually. some of it comes down to just being famished though, so i’ll come hunting for the kitchen with you, if you don’t mind.”
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❝ then come give me some lovin’, baby.❞
“That would be extremely pushy, oh my God. But since it’s you asking, i can’t really say no to any of it, now can i? Oh stop it, you’re gonna make me blush. Right, of course. What kind of question is that, Ken? I love you more than like…everyone.”
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❝ i am too, so it’s probably going to be a job for most energetic or desperate people.❞
“It’s sounds like a legit deal but to be honest with you I’m way too lazy for that job.”
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❝ boy, are you serious? how did you not know that?❞
“So the meaning of Netflix and chill is not actually Netflix and chill? Why did no one inform me of this before I was slapped in the face?”
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❝ you know i’m down for that shit, sugarplum.❞
I almost considered spending my first day here exploring and whatnot, but with life being so busy lately I think all I need to do is lay on the beach, have a drink and relax. If anyone wants to join me, feel free.
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❝damn, at this point i’m thinking about using toothpicks to keep my eyes open.❞
« how long can you survive without sleep? i think it’s been… 48 hours, maybe? and i’m still not tired. even a little. i could probably do flips right now if i wanted to… and knew how, which i don’t… so i won’t… »
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❝this is an idea i’m definitely down with, boo.❞
❛ this is a new house, at least to me, so who wants to christen it by building a blanket fort and doing jello shots inside of it ? ❜
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❝ well fuck, my bad. just trying to find the kitchen. but why are you changing in the hallway exactly? what’s up with you? ❞
“woah woah woah!! don’t come around the corner, alright? i’m not decent, hold on for a second while i get m’kit on. christ, there’s enough surveillance goin’ on in this show without everyone else doin’ peeping of their own. what’s up, anyway – or are ya lost?”
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❝some have agreed with me, while others think i’m completely fucked.❞
“Apparently pressing a button to turn the air conditioner on isn’t that hard. I think that’s what people would tell me.”
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❝ thank goodness. you’re one of the lucky ones. awe she is probably the cutest little thing. oh really? now i’m kinda embarrassed. not the best first impression. ❞
“i did! luckily it happened before i got to the house so the cameras didn’t get any of that. i’m sure that would not have been very flattering. but yeah, sure, you can hold her if you want to. it’s okay, i don’t doubt your good with kids. oh yeah – i would be lying if i said i didn’t watch your family’s show.”
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❝ i’m not set on a certain payment. i’m willing to work something out. ❞
“So hypothetically how much does that job pay?”
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❝ well at least here you can kind of get away from them a little. maybe you can find someone to hang with to get some space.❞
“Tell me about it. When we were little I’m pretty sure nearly every fight we had stemmed from people mixing up who was who or something like that.”
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❝so would it be really pushing it if i asked for a kiss too? you look like a fucking goddess to me. i know, but you love me more. right ?❞
“A private performance and a meet and greet, you’re asking for alot now, peanut! What do i look like to you? Maybe she will, you never know. Aw, i miss her too. She’s adorable, i love her.”
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