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RIP Cory and Finn, you'll always be in my heart.

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i really fucking miss everyone

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there’s this one girl in my trig class who sneezes literally every day and i say bless you every single time and she never ever says thank you and i’m pretty sure i’m just going to emotionally break down because of it

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I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you.

Ernest Hemingway, from ‘A Farewell to Arms’ (via nad5at)

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having to refer to actors by character names for your family

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R5 Acoustic

then → now

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Why am I not dead? I should be dead.

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if you go into your bathroom at midnight with the lights off and say “hugh jackman” 3 times while spinning you will get dizzy and faint and hugh jackman will come out of the mirror and make sure you’re okay

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Merlin and Arthur to each other in every episode: You're an idiot and I hate you and I will die for you because I love you

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i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future 

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hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you

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THIS GIRL IN MY SCHOOL HAD THIS CASE AND WHEN I SAW IT I STARTED TEARIN UP BECAUSE ISN’T IT JUST THE BEST THING

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