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KNB characters most used emojis

Kuroko: 😶🤦‍♂️ Kagami: 🏀😤 Kise: 😘😂 Midorima: doesn’t use emojis Aomine: 😒🙄 Momoi: 😍😇💅🏻 Murasakibara: 😪🍬🤤 Akashi: 🥇🤑 Takao: 😂🤔😙 Himuro: 😗🤷‍♂️ Hanamiya: 👅😒 Kiyoshi: 😋🤗 Hyuuga: 🙂😑 Mayuzumi: 👻👎🏼

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- Akashi carries a portable charger around with him so his phone can always be at 100% because anything less than 100% is unacceptable

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NijiHimu Headcanon #44

Sometime in their first semester of university, Nijimura started working part-time as a barista at a cafe near campus. 

After the two started dating, Himuro’s friends started calling Nijimura “the bae-rista” to try and tease them.

“Hey, is the bae-rista working today?”

“Want to grab some coffee? Let’s go pay the bae-rista a visit.”

“Saw the bae-rista this morning. He gave me a free coffee!”

Himuro actually liked the nickname a lot.

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- Murasakibara doesn't like watching movies because he almost always falls asleep in the middle so he can't see how they end

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- Occasionally gift baskets full of candy, flowers, and lovenotes from "anonymous" appear of Furihata's doorstep. He's apparently not supposed to know who they're from, but he does. (It's Akashi)

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Miracles+Kagami as generic Instagram captions

Kuroko: “today was ok” Kagami: “started from the bottom now we’re here” Kise: “Selfie Sunday” Midorima: “Hate him” (@takao) Aomine: “take me back😍” (to happy bby aomine) Murasakibara: “he’s alright i guess” (@murochin) Akashi: “dysfunctional”

BONUS Ogiwara: “Reunited😍”

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-Midorima is the type to get lost while driving but also the type that refuses to ask for directions so he'll just end up more lost. If it weren't for Takao he'd never get anywhere.

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Aomine, when he /really/ finds something funny, doubles over laughing. He also closes him eyes and does that smile-laugh and SNORTS. It's such an amazing thing to see. Imagine TOUOU seeing him like this. Madness....

pure aomine is one of my favorite things oh my lord

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- Kagami has played every Zelda game (he always tries to get Kuroko to play them, but he prefers mario)

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Delete this blog. It's shit and lack creativity and originality. Nobody will care about stuff posted here in favor of many more popular hc blogs.

hate to break it to u buddy but this was one of the earlier knb hc blogs lolll i just took a long hiatus. sorry you’ve got nothing better to do than leave hate, though, seems like you’re pretty angry!! 😩

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Adding on to the Aomine victoria's secret headcannon... He can also tell wether or not somebody is stuffing their bra or if the bra is a bad fit. He miraculously makes the most money out of all of his coworkers.

hahaha

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Aomine was debating on wether to get a part-time job at the foot locker (imagine him in the foot locker uniform) or victoria's secret (for obvious reasons). He has this amazing skill of telling someone what their bra size is just by looking at their tits and that's how he got hired at victoria's secret. When someone asks to get sized they just send them to Aomine and Aomine not only sizes them correctly but gives them a bra to try on. However, he obviously has to respect the customers privacy.

this talent comes from years of being friends with satsuki

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GoM+Kagami+Takao+Himuro favorite Disney/dreamworks/pixar

this is gonna be a long one so hang in there

Kuroko - Lilo and Stitch

I feel like Kuroko would really love this movie because one, he likes the songs and two, he really loves Lilo and is able to identify with her (she’s one of his favorite characters probably)

Kagami - Hercules

I say this because Herc reminds me of Kags a little bit, if only because of the muscles. But also, I think Kagami would like it because he likes the idea of the underdog making a name for himself and becoming the Next Big Thing™ (*coughSeirincough*)

Kise - Tangled

Rapunzel reminds me of Kise a lot with their positive attitudes and blonde hair, but they also know exactly what they want and they will stop at nothing to get it, so I think Kise would probably identify with her. (He’s also super gay for Eugene but shh dont tell anyone)

Midorima - Up

Mido will go to his goddamn grave swearing this movie isn’t his favorite, or denying that he even likes it, but it is, and he does, and he secretly cries every time he watches it. He can’t even explain why he likes it, he just does.

Aomine - Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Aomine really loves this movie because of it’s strong theme of never giving up or backing down. Since in the past he’s had trouble with giving up on things he truly loves, this movie is a good reminder for him. (he totally goes all out singing whenever the songs come on, especially You Can’t Take Me)

Momoi - Moana

Mulan and Brave were a close second and third in Momoi’s lineup. Moana’s hair and Dwayne Johnson were the deciding factors for her in this decision. Momoi really loves how beautiful this movie is both aesthetically and story-wise, and she forced Aomine to see it with her four times in the theater.

 Murasakibara - Monster’s Inc.

Atsushi likes this movie because it’s funny and cute and he really really likes Boo. That’s pretty much it. Also Mike reminds him of muro-chin because he only has one eye (because apparently muro-chin only has one eye)

Akashi - The Lion King

Akashi likes this movie because the dad dies and he’s projecting I’M KIDDING DON’T TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY but for real he just really loves this movie. Because like. King. Emperor. You get the gist. (his favorites are Timon and Pumba)

Himuro - Frozen

Himuro would never in a million years admit to this being his favorite disney movie because it’s too mainstream and himuro is a hipster/emo/scene/goth whatever the heck but he loves it so so much and he loves Kristoff and his stupid hair and his beautiful eyes and his voice and his hat and--

(don’t get himuro started on kristoff)

Takao - The Road to El Dorado

Takao loves this movie because one, it’s super gay, and two, the super gay characters remind him of himself and shin-chan. one time he watched it with midorima and midorima denied that miguel and tulio had any resemblance at all to them (even though he definitely saw it)

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Great! Can I have some Midotaka step on getting in a relationship headcanon?

Do you mean like the steps they took to be dating? Like how it happened? I’m not sure if this is exactly what you wanted, but I hope it’s still okay!

MidoTaka:

- They were pining helplessly after each other for about a long year or so, worried about making a move and risking ruining their friendship.

- They didn’t plan on doing anything about their crushes until they knew for sure that the other felt the same.

- They didn’t confront their feelings until the end of their last year of high school.

- It was when they were hanging out together. The topic of graduation came up and the realization that things were going to change drastically quickly followed. They started to think that this might be their last chance to confess.

- It was Kazunari who made the move and confessed how he’s liked Shintarou for a while. Shintarou was silent and that almost made Kazunari back track, but quickly Shintarou said that he did too.

- Both were a bit embarrassed even still, unsure where to go from here, so they didn’t really mention the crushes again until a few days later.

- Too impatient to wait any longer, Shintarou caught Kazunari by the wrist and asked if he would be his boyfriend. Kazunari was a bit surprised but smiled and agreed, maybe saying something like “only if you’ll be my boyfriend too”.

- They became an official couple that day.

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hey can i get uhhhhh himuro ;-)

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furihata ^^

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chihiro

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