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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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Gnome colony in attic seems to have dissolved into full-blown civil war. The giggles that used to keep me awake at night now replaced by sounds of acorns hitting fragile gnome bodies and quieter, more morose giggles.

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did you seriously just let it linger

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masters degree in moving my legs around under the sheets like a big gay horseshoe crab

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one year ago ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE was inveneted. before that the ghosts in pacman just stood still out of respect for the human soul

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asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

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I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND

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the raven cycle is just the series for people who read harry potter but only really cared about the marauders and wrote vast and wildly uncanonical au’s about them as teenagers

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i love to cheat on crossword puzzles i call it learning new things

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Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

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It's time for my cherished daily ritual that I like to call my "beatles run", it's where I go for a run and listen to the beatles while doing it

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who do you think i am

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that