It looks like Mickey has something to say
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Circle of protection against capitalism
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Wait this is funny
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I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not
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how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world
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His ass is listening!!
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I was overstimulated and now I’m evil
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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
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If a lesbian asks you to come over to "play magic the gathering" it is NOT code for sex. She WILL spend the next four hours explaining the color wheel to you
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“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough
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you are just like computer file i delete you
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I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor guy
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today on mtg!
(edited by the anathema themself)
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“sorry im just feeling weird today” little do they know i have been feeling weird since 2006
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Quite possibly THE funniest way to frame a former president being deemed a criminal in court
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