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☆ - stupid simp concept draft (2020)

here's the original (shitty) concept blurb that i made like 4 WHOLE YRS AGO holy shit. it's the broad outline of what i wanted the series to look like <3 even though i won't be making anymore updates, i hope this gives some closure to the series! xoxo

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☆ - Sure, being a camgirl isn’t the most conventional job, but student loans have to be paid off somehow! Y/N is a fairly popular camgirl who secretly has the fattest crush on the setter of her college’s volleyball team. Atsumu Miya is a stupid, horny, boy who thinks that this camgirl is way too hot and way too familiar. 

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last part / x

masterlist 

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major conflict - yn is nervous to tell atsumu she’s a camgirl . atsumu doesn’t know how to tell y/n that he watches a camgirl that looks like her bc he thinks it might be creepy. they are stupid. akaashi sees GOD 

9 - atsumu tweets abt giving a pretty girl his number and is GRILLED by the boys and admits he met someone on campus but ALSO has been following a cam girl (cliffhanger omg!!!!) 

10 - atsumu gets fucking ROASTED HOLY SHIT by the boyz meanwhile yn texts atsumu and is like,,,,,, uwu hi want to get covfefe sometime maybe possibly??? atsumu says yes ofc

 11 - atsumu tells the boyz who the camgirl is and akaashi is like WAIT A DAMN MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE how the FUCK is he so FUCKING STUPID akaashi literally sees GOD 

12 - covfefe date is cute yn is like uwu,,,, fuck,,, atsumu texts the boyz and is like,,,,, she’s so familiar idk can’t put my finger on it but she real cute and kinda hot Ngl Akaashi is shitting himself

13 - y/n is like suidhwifhiwidiw covfefe date so cute he’s so charming and nice and like he’s more than just super hot uwu date was very good and nice and he wants to go out again akaashi is like am I rlly watching this happen 

14 - akaashi makes a gc of everyone except yn and atsumu and tells them what’s going on. they’re like,,,,,,,,, not surprising but it’s almost impressive how fucking DUMB atsumu is dumb as fucking ROCKS yn literally SHOWS HER FACE AND HAS HER REAL NAME 

15 - another date!!!!! super cute cat cafe adorable first kiss uwu so cute and pure and soft and then right after y/n has a stream  ofc atsumu watched it and is like “I kissed a rlly cute girl today” and y/n “OMG so proud of u simp

16 - atsumu and y/n hang out more and more very soft very cute y/n is like “I rlly rllly like him omg but like,,,,, I literally do PORN” akaashi is like “there’s no fucking way this is happening this isn’t real holy fucking shit” 

17 - y/n worries more and more abt trying to tell atsumu that she does porn while atsumu talks abt like “ok so y’all know the camgirl I talked abt” and they’re like “,,,,,, yes” and he’s like”how do I tell y/n that I watch a camgirl that looks exactly like her like this feels wrong” and everyone is like “UR SO FUCKING STUPID OH MY GOD HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??!?!?” 

18 - y/n talks to the gc and is like “I don’t think I should do partner streams anymore,,,,,” bc she’s preparing to tell atsumu that she’s a camgirl and doesn’t want him to think she’s been cheating (yn hasn’t done a partner stream since her and atsumu started talking) she announces it on her twt

19 - yn was acting weird on a date and atsumu texts her and is like “hey,,,,, u ok???” And she’s like “yeah it’s fine ahaha just a bit stressed out ig bc of my job” and she almost tells him but pussies out and texts the gc and is sad :(((( akaashi has LITERALLY HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT

20 - akaashi texts the gc and is like “guys I’m so fucking fed up with those two fucking idiots I’m going to do something I literally can not stand how dumb they are” and texts yn and is like “I rlly think I should tell him now rather than later” and she’s like “Hhsjfkehfkje ok,,,,,,”

21 - y/n texts atsumu and is like,,,, can we talk and he’s like ?!?!?!?! she confesses she’s a camgirl and he’s like ,,,,,,,cool!!!!! and yn is like ?!?!?!?!?! atsumu is like “actually,,,,,,,,,,, I’ve been watching camgirls,,,,, specifically ones that uhhh kinda look like u” and y/n is like WHICH ONES and he’s like “uhhhhh her name is also y/n,,,,?” And y/n is like,,,, WAIT A FUCKING DAMN MINUTE U FUCKING FOOL ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

22 - y/n is like U fuCKING IDIOT THATS ME YOUVE BEEN WATCHING ME JERK OFF ALL FO THIS TIME YOUVE SEEN ME NAKED?!?!?!? and it all just clicks in atsumus brain he’s like. 👁👄👁 “wait a damn minute wait a DAMN minute” y/n roasts the HELL out of him for being so FUCKING stupid and they make plans to meet ASAP and DATE 

23 - y/n and atsumu tell their friends what happened and they’re all like “wow,,,,,,,,, didnt see that coming,,,,,,, aha” and they’re like BRUH DID U KNO and akaashi is like 🤷‍♀️😌 u guys are actually dumber than a pile of fucking bricks it’s actually hilarious holy shit dumbasses and they’re like AIEHFIUAIDHWOH WHAT RLLY

24 - y/n texting atsumu and is like,,,,, So know u know,,,,,, uhhhhh so like what now and atsumu is like ???? And y/n is like “idk if I should keep doing this like r u bothered by it??” And atsumu is like “nah why would I be? ur so fucking hot damn get that coin” and y/n is like 🥺🥺 thank u for being so supportive 

25 - atsumu works behind the scenes/doesn’t show his face on streams bc of volleyball and his career. the boys are like ⚫️🕳⚫️ Holy shIt and atsumu is like “omg watch it y’all my gf is SO HOTTTTTT I’m going to FUCK her up” and the boys are like 👁👄👁 

epilogue - atsumu and y/n are in a STABLE relationship and y/n doesn’t have to cam anymore bc she graduated and now has a steady job and atsumu is on a pro team and they are happy together and have a house together and y/n is like “how tf did u NOT piece the puzzle together like there was only 3 pieces to the puzzle but u still couldn’t do it” and atsumu is like UAIFJOEHIWHXOWGC LEAVE ME ALONE 

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☆ - stupid simp

8 - text back

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☆ - Sure, being a camgirl isn’t the most conventional job, but student loans have to be paid off somehow! Y/N is a fairly popular camgirl who secretly has the fattest crush on the setter of her college’s volleyball team. Atsumu Miya is a stupid, horny, boy who thinks that this camgirl is way too hot and way too familiar.

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last part / concept draft

masterlist

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☆ - stupid simp

7 - academic nuclear bomb!!

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☆ - Sure, being a camgirl isn’t the most conventional job, but student loans have to be paid off somehow! Y/N is a fairly popular camgirl who secretly has the fattest crush on the setter of her college’s volleyball team. Atsumu Miya is a stupid, horny, boy who thinks that this camgirl is way too hot and way too familiar.

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last part / next part

masterlist

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☆ - stupid simp

6 - library time

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☆ - Sure, being a camgirl isn’t the most conventional job, but student loans have to be paid off somehow! Y/N is a fairly popular camgirl who secretly has the fattest crush on the setter of her college’s volleyball team. Atsumu Miya is a stupid, horny, boy who thinks that this camgirl is way too hot and way too familiar.

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last part / next part

masterlist

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☆ - stupid simp「smau」

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the link for “profiles” in the kuroo smau doesn’t work :( also ily!! 💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

okay should be fixed!

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yo i just wanted to let you know that your kuroo x reader smau masterlist isn’t working😽

hey!! it should work now but if it’s still broken lmk !!!

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UPDATE!

hi everyone! hope you are all well! i’m still on hiatus and will be until an unknown time (ahhhhh i’m SUPER busy and since we are still planning on having competitive theatrics at my school, i’m hyper focused in on that!!!! ehehe) just wanted to say tysm for your love and support <3 I’ve read your asks and it makes me uwu ALSO! if you didn’t notice i changed my URL!!! @kumawrites just feels much better than @miiilkyfics LOL (that URL was old and outdated!!!) so here we are!!! i am working behind the scenes but won’t be posting anything until i come out of hiatus! once again thank u all sm i love you all and hope to see you soon! <3

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hey guys I’m going to take a break from posting. my mental health has been dropping and I don’t have as much free time as I used to now that I have responsibilities. stupid simp will be finished (eventually) but I’m prioritizing myself. I’m sorry.

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manga chap 400 got me in my feels 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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☆ - stupid simp

5 - mark zucckerberg

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☆ - Sure, being a camgirl isn’t the most conventional job, but student loans have to be paid off somehow! Y/N is a fairly popular camgirl who secretly has the fattest crush on the setter of her college’s volleyball team. Atsumu Miya is a stupid, horny, boy who thinks that this camgirl is way too hot and way too familiar.

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last part / next part

masterlist

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Hey is there anyway I can be added to the ushijima sugar daddy tag list pretty please 🙏🏻 💖👉🏻👈🏻💞

of course bb <3

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hey! if the taglist for “stupid simp” is still open, do you mind adding me to it? thank you!

yeah for sure!

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hi!! could u add me to the taglist for stupid simp 🥺 thank you and have a great day!!

of course tysm 💖✨

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can i be added to the stupid simp taglist 🥺

yes !

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Hi can I be added to the stupid simp taglist pls 💖

for sure bb

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Can I be on the stupid simp taglist? 🤩😍

of course!