kumatoras-awesome-podcast
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 3 months ago
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He's got a point, Duster.
Are any of the chimeras edible
D: Uh, I’m afraid I didn’t eat any, so I wouldn’t know. We were too busy being kinda grossed out by them.
T: Chimeras?
D: Those evil people who terrorized our islands mixed animals together and called them “chimeras.”
T: Damn… I can imagine how tasty a mix of steak and wings would be.
D: TEDDY.
T: What?
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 4 months ago
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Can confirm. I hated wearing that thing.
to duster: what was is like having to walk around in a pigmask uniform?
D: Ugh, terrible…
T: Didn’t like being dressed like a terrorist, huh? Couldn’t imagine.
D: Seriously. It felt so insulting. After they entirely ruined our village… It took all my willpower to even put the uniform on, even just as a disguise.
T: But you survived.
D: I guess so. I still hate that I did it, though.
T: Hey, we all know you’re not that type of person. Don’t sweat it.
D: …Thanks, Teddy. Not to mention, it had a weird reek to it, too.
T: You know it’s bad if Duster’s saying that.
D: …Hey!
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 4 months ago
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I don't use their equipment. I have standards.
So your one magic friend on the premises has made her own podcast? Nice. Does she use your guys' equipment, lol
...speaking of, who keeps the equipment functioning? Neither of you look like you're particularly good with tech?
T: She better NOT be using our equipment for her knock-off podcast.
D: I’ll say, neither of us are that good with technology. We have like, a basic knowledge of how to take care of it and make it do what we want.
T: If something breaks, I just call Lloyd. Like one time, the damn thing wouldn’t turn on, so I called him up. Like frickin’ magic, he plugged something in and it started working again. So yeah, that’s the backup plan.
D: And I learned how to make the posts. I don’t like using technology that much, but I like being able to share our videos, so it’s alright. Oh! And I can look at animal pictures!
T: What kind of animal pictures?
D: I like looking up the animals I’ve never seen before from your country. Rope Snake likes to look at pictures of different kinds of snakes and rate them on how nice their scales are.
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 4 months ago
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That's... that's the joke, guys...
There's a typo in the title of you guys' podcast... You misspelled "gays" as "guys", understandable mistake, it's only one letter.
T: Ha ha. So funny.
D: What is your guys’ obsession with this joke? I don’t get it…
T: Yeah. It’s getting old.
D: What’s the issue with being gay? I mean…
T: …What do you mean?
D: I don’t see why it’s funny to call us gay when it’s a normal thing, you know?
T: Are you gay?
D: What? I didn’t say that.
T: Oh. Sorry, just wondering, I guess.
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 4 months ago
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gay oh yeah totally
There's a typo in the title of you guys' podcast... You misspelled "gays" as "guys", understandable mistake, it's only one letter.
T: Ha ha. So funny.
D: What is your guys’ obsession with this joke? I don’t get it…
T: Yeah. It’s getting old.
D: What’s the issue with being gay? I mean…
T: …What do you mean?
D: I don’t see why it’s funny to call us gay when it’s a normal thing, you know?
T: Are you gay?
D: What? I didn’t say that.
T: Oh. Sorry, just wondering, I guess.
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 5 months ago
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Why did Dusty and Teddy decide to live w you?
Don't know, it was their decision.
Guess I'm just that cool, huh?⭐
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 5 months ago
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Challenge accepted!
Cool Guys Update 3
T: I would like to make it very clear that WE had the podcast idea first. Kumatora is ripping us off.
D: I don’t really know what she’s doing, she said the podcast idea was stupid when we first started…
T: Do NOT listen to @kumatoras-awesome-podcast. We’re the originals. Cool Guys for life!
D: Hey now, we don’t have to fight each other.
T: She started it. She wants to compete, so be it. This is our turf.
D: Oh brother…
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 5 months ago
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GAY
guys please stop sending fan art of me and teddy kissing and stuff it was funny for a little bit but now everyone thinks we are gay and we are not 😕😕😕😓😓😓😓😓😓 maybe you can draw fanart of us being cool instead?
-duster
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 5 months ago
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You heard me!
Hello! My name's Kumatora, heard people were starting these up, and decided to get in on the action.
You can ask questions, listen to me complain about stuff,just generally have fun...
...that's it. I think.
Anyway, enjoy the show!
Run by @elder-sister and inspired by @coolguyswithmagicfriends.
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kumatoras-awesome-podcast · 5 months ago
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Hello! My name's Kumatora, heard people were starting these up, and decided to get in on the action.
You can ask questions, listen to me complain about stuff,just generally have fun...
...that's it. I think.
Anyway, enjoy the show!
Run by @elder-sister and inspired by @coolguyswithmagicfriends.
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