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Well, that kinda escalated quickly:

* First, promote a Black Friday campaign for your own merchandise

* Then, warn people not to buy stuff they don’t need or else the world will be covered in shit

* Next, tell a story about how while working as a home appliance salesman you bumped your head on a tumble dryer with 20 people watching

* Reveal that a nice gentleman with a family lost his temper with you because you gave him the wrong kind of packet of dust bags and told you to go f*ck yourself

* Then continue by telling that an 80-year old grandma didn’t want to let her old washing machine go because she got such good orgasms sitting on it during the spin cycle

* Finally, end it all by casually inviting people to your gig in the evening and start singing a song you can’t remember the lyrics of

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Would you give us more details about the no pants part? 🥹

A picture is worth a thousand words 🤭

(Pic by me)

We were chilling in the queue and suddenly he spawned behind us with Jukka dressed like this 😭 (he was wearing black boxers underneath. Not that I was looking... 👀)

The second time he came he was finally wearing pants... But yeah 💀

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I haven't seen this here yet and it's too cute not to share 😭 Mr. Bodyguard offering to lift Jere up 😭

ig: teamkaarijauk / video: itsgermany_itskaarija

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📸 from @/Shimanski

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🎞️paidatonkiehuja.official via IG reel ( link )

Keikkapäivä 🏍️

#/käärijä #/häärijä #/fyp #/motorcycle #/borntobewild #/trafik

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This is what the Finnish language looks like according to Käärijä fans. I meant to post this to the Finnish tags a week ago but I forgot, so here it is with a slight delay.

The data is from a survey I made. According to the results: 

70% of international Käärijä fans have taken an interest in Finland

50% decided to learn Finnish in 2023

39% are still learning Finnish one year later

22% have traveled to Finland because of Käärijä

The survey respondents are obviously among the most hardcore fans and I'm sure the numbers would look very different among casuals, but I still find it very impressive.

You can find the full results of the survey here if you're curious: https://at.tofe.me/kaarija-results

Pages 6-7 and 9-10 are about Finland, the rest is about other aspects of the fandom.

If you're Finnish it's something of a mood booster, so I encourage you to have a look ^^

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dude is blasted

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Life means love <3

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Let’s not overlook Häärijä’s contribution to yesteday’s extravaganza in Tahko! Well needed lyrics stand at your service! 💛

Screenshots from IG stories: nrjfi, paidatonkiehuja.official

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📸 by Dean Grainger og posts here & here

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He’s a handful.

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🥹🥹🥹🫶🏻

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WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHHAHAAH

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jere via Ig stories

back in the studio I see👀

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AYOOO???? STOP THAT!!! NOW!!!

edit: they used a german song even😭😭

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Wohoo! All my muted TikTok’s got their sounds back! 🥳🎉

(I knew it would happen eventually)

Here’s a little throwback to year 2023:

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