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Ureka! Back in Two thousand sjdkeke

5

Back in 2008 Tanya: Try to call the number Rocky

Rocky: It isn't ringing. Someone from a call center picked up.

Tanya: It will, trust me, chill out meditate it's gonna be fine.

Sanju: The Hera pheri people get money by the call and we are trying to get connected to the future from 2008.

Tanya: I see you watched alot of movies. Sanju: They all did na Rocky, Tommy and Karan act awkwardly guilty by face. Sanju too. He took a little bit time on that.

Baburao: Baburao speaking, you fish?

Rocky: I'm fish?

Baburao: Fish called a while ago in this call centre so I thought you could be fish. Are you though?

Rocky: Why would I be a fish??

Baburao: Okay listen don't mind huh, Tuyul? Huhh! You're a Tuyul!

Rocky: What is a Tuyul?

Baburao: Tuyul are those that protect money materials of rich people, they summon them.

Rocky cuts the call.

The phone rings again.

Sanju picks up.

Sanju: Hello?

Baburao: Listen I know the pain of hearing fish fish fish, I won't ask you if you're a fish. You're probably not. Are you a flying fish by any chance? Because there are Pegasus so flying fish-

Sanju: How dumb are you?

Baburao: No I'm not dumb, are you?

Sanju cuts the call.

Rocky: Had fun?

Sanju: They get calls that are of varieties I can tell.

Rocky shrugs and smirks.

Tommy: The main three of them are our duplicates you know? Karan got left out.

Rocky: Lucky in so many ways. Paved way too.. whatever….

Tommy: Last time I called they thought I was a dog.

Rocky and Sanju in sync says: Well they wouldd!

Karan: Why are we calling them anyways? They don't seem to be of any help.

Rocky: They secretly run a business to connect any animals to creatures to any timeline.

Tanya: So what should we do? Yo were the ones who were supposed to find me but I found you tracing the places you'd be in anyways. India hasn't changed it's map has it? Well it has but tracing you guys was easy. Aditya taught me some workable things for sure. Asked for a friend and destiny is there. Believe it, or not! Actually don't because now, I've made a plan. Here's the plan. We call them telling Rocky is a deity. They would be easily convinced because many types of bling bangs call them. We will make an excuse, that Rocky is not satisfied with Aditya's invention. After all Aditya is a psychiatrist, why does he have these science stuff as his back hand doings anyways? Now see, we are not dumping on Aditya, we are trying to save ourselves here. Or we become homeless and beg, eyes of our face and no hands and legs. We will tell what happened to Aditya as soon as we can get him on phone. Besides, Karan bought us this biiiig plushie of Buttercup her eye is like blocking evil eye type thing see!! And don't wrap your hand with the wire of the phone, we need that phone. We knoww we are a sweet couple no need to be jealous Rocky, you're our people?

Tommy: And I'm your doggy na?

Sanju: I'm not even that.

Tanya: Oh come on! Guys!

Babloo: Hello? I'm Babloo.

Baburao: Bubble? That's new

Raju takes the phone from Baburao's hand

Raju: What are you doing?

Shyam: Don't bully Baburao Raju. Who's in the phone though?

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Eureka! What?

4

Sebi: 너의 컨버스하이

I really really want you

컨버스하이

I really really like you

Aditya: What does that even mean? The subtitles aren't popping right now. Are you a BTS fan?

Sebi: Are you a racist? Just enjoy the songg!

Wait you like BTS too?

Aditya: Nah I read your mind

Sebi: No you didn't. I did a converse commercial and this BTS song was playing, you watched it.

Aditya wakes up.

Aditya: What happened..I remember Sebi making me drink something…..

Aditya: SEBIII JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T A HUMAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DRINK

Sebi: Aditya! 

Aditya opens his phone to complain to Radha and degrade sebis in a joking manner

Aditya: FF1..

Sebi: It's what you call the ‘year’ we are in the future.

Aditya: THIS! IT'S..! WH-WHAT? 

Sebi: So you didn't drink anything..I don't usually explain but..I think your amnesia is getting severe..

Aditya: NO YOU MADE ME DRINK SOMETHING AND I WENT TO DEEP SLUMBER AND WOKE UP?? AT FF1??

Sebi: listen, you might be confused so I won't harm you for saying these attacking me just yet, you got amnesia…many generations have passed and sebis and humans have made peace with each other. You got diagnosed with amnesia last night, it happened so fast and it's getting worse…..I could tell you anything…to make you remember..but I needed to tell you about sebis and humans first so you respect me.

Aditya: What..else do you want me to remember?

Sebi: I told you about what happens after death remember?

Aditya: Really??

Sebi: Nah..I told you I'll tell you what happens tomorrow then when tomorrow came I told you tomorrow and it got on and on again…

Aditya: Okay..

Aditya senses his phone on his hand

Where's Radha???

Sebi: You remember Radha. Great. She's doing her job so she can afford to pay your amnesia fees.

Aditya: Hey I don't got that much old memories that you'll say fees. You can say costs. Jobs sti exist?!

Sebi: Radha is doing the job ‘For her own will’ like a tradition kept alive you know. Your healthcare is free actually. But rocky is spending all your money in year 2011…

Aditya: How am I alive right now? Am I immortal..

Sebi laughs

Sebi: No…because of climate change we came to the future and YOU were the one who made time machine. It was a long journey…but Rocky..Rocky got called a deity for those who were too blind for your time machine and didn't believe it could work.. now he's cashing out saying he's the better Aditya.

Aditya: Do you like…have beef with Rocky?

Sebi: Dude! I'm telling it to you so you protect YOUR image.

Aditya: Well. Well. Sorry. Can you tell me what happens after death though?

Sebi signs.

Sebi: I'm Sebi senior by the way.

Aditya: I…I don't know who I am..Am I.. sleeping..

Aditya doesn't believe Sebi senior. He doesn't have amnesia. He thinks to himself, he clearly remembers Sebi senior making him drink something last night.

Sebi thinks to himself if Aditya doesn't believe him it would be a war between a sebi and a human in a age where they are at amendsments. It will be Him Vs Aditya.

Wait fast forward to the past..Did Aditya read Sebi's mind? Only sebis can do that. Is he a imposter....

What happened to aditya? So much trust issues.

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Eureka! B12

3

Monster: You're seriously going to call me a monster? What are you, a kid?

Aditya: You ARE a monster what else will we you.

Monster: Listen, here's the tea, we ‘monsters’ are the ones who mutilated the worm wholes here.

Aditya: Why?

Monster: We are called Sebi, not baby, so we understand stuff you don't. Aditya: Okay…and what is that.

Sebi: Our world has been flooded. It's all water up to the sky. A coin flipped and all this happened.

Aditya: A coin flipped? It was a bet?

Sebi: Yess! You're not a baby after all I see.

Aditya: You guys look horrendous can you change how you look? There's a girl here. I'm not a sexist that was a joke.Sebi turns into aditya.

Down sebi’s world, b12, there is a rope hanging from who knows what point from the sky. Because sebis travelled up above b13 in the universe and the rope still goes high and there doesn't seem to be a end of it that you can see. Sebis have been hanging with the rope the ones who couldn't make it to other planets. Some sebis got high up and up and vanished, no one knows where they are now. Hopefully they are safe. Sebis considered themselves as puppets because the humans want to try scientific tests on them because they are different from them and there's not much they can do to the humans. But then again the sebis seperated in two sides. One does not harm humans and the others..well, does.

Sebi: God is looking at us disappointed for the harming, this was not expected from us.

Aditya: You got the concept of god too after you came here?

Sebi: Who doesn't. I'm Sebi senior by the way, that's how you can call me.

Sebi indeed was a child of god, this was not a way to preach religion though, this was just him. We are still not sure what religion he is in on.Aditya is laughing by himself like a maniac. Never could he have imagined this, wait one sec, once he did imagine alien invention, but not sebis being monster aliens who would then part into two sides like humans. Aditya is petting Johnny, gosh does the parrot never stop making sound. He didn't see the parrot taking any break to shut up even once after he came here. Aditya asked the monster senior, he doesn't think the parrot is a sebi, so there he goes. Maybe Johnny will get tired once in a while for sure it's just about time. Sadly Aditya can't translate parrot sounds. But the parrot talked too, the parrot said ‘The key’ and now he chilled out. Meaning, he's resting his voice now. This big mansion, is doors on its own, you don't know which one to pick and open with a ‘key’. The room where manjulika stayed is open. So what key? On the top there's Sebi senior calling himself a baby, so he doesn't need to get teased for, he roasted himself. He doesn't know where the key is. The skin of the ceiling is coming off from the room they are staying in.

Sebi senior: I know about the key.

Aditya: So you knew, you're a mind reader huh? Why were you not talking about it? Chewing gum or something?

Sebi senior: Maybe I was *spits the chewing gum on the floor*

Aditya: Hey use dustbin!

Sebi senior: Oh yeah, there's no ‘manners’ in our b12, maybe we can talk about the key in time.

Aditya: I'm sorrryyyy for telling you to stay sanitaryyy

And the day goes on. They keep the foodchain running, by filling up their tummies with food, getting fresh and preparing for the day like it's just their usual day. They are as normal as someone can be. While there's been talks about defeating the final boss of the sebi’s that might solve the problem of sebis being devided and harming humans. Wait..is that the key?

Sebi senior: No. Close.

Sebi senior thinks he's funny. Doesn't he. Sebi senior had ate a whole goat. Maybe he's goated. Greatest of all time ed. Ed means two things Erectile dysfunction and..Wait Aditya is getting distracted. Eating disorder. Yeah he's getting distracted.

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Eureka! Tanya?

2

Tanya: Soo…thank god you can distinguish me and Radha. I thought the crashing of parallel worlds crashed you guy's minds too.

Aditya: Well she's Radha! Of course I can.

Tanya: Did you notice your life becoming a Hindu mythology?

Aditya: Yeah yeah, Radha, Krishanlal.

Unnamed ghost: And what will you give for for the show I put on to get inside you risking getting out of Krishanlal for trucking the chota pandit?

Aditya: Well Bhool Bhulaiyaa 3 is coming and some ghost is inside Ruhaan too, I swear I didn't tell you to copy that.

Unnamed ghost: You're more worried about copying? 

Aditya: I'm not a thief na, I stole your heart though.

Unnamed ghost: No homo

Aditya: No homie? *Pokes unnamed ghost* I thought that's why you were sticking around. You see the parrot Tanya got? That parrot is making sounds from the beginning of when Tanya got here. I swear the technological things have souls too, not talking about AI but technological things, that's why the soul of the crushed one got into the real parrot or something.

Unnamed ghost: I can tell you're joking.

Aditya: Oh yeah. But does the…sounds mean..

Sanju: I'm gonna find Tanya.

Rocky: They say there's a duplicate of me! He's helping Tanya.

Karan: Guys I'm still married with Tanya.

Tommy: You don't leave the engagement ring from your hand and this bastard, Sanju, doesn't leave the crutch from his hands still, look he's using it to off the bathroom light switch.

Sanju: It's a habit now Tommy. When I call you It seems like I'm calling a dog. Why don't you change your name?

Tommy: Why don't you change using crutches still? Don't tell me you're a ableist.

Sanju: Here you go the thief’s scolding the policeman.

Tommy: You became policeman now?

Rocky: Guys chill! Chillll! Think what's going through Karen's heart right now *wipes off his own fake tears*

Karan: We need to go there. To Tanya.

And all agreed so.

Aditya: The crashing of parallel worlds aren't as twisted or hard as you think it is. 

Tanya: We were talking about my parrot? His name is Johnny.

Aditya: Johnny Johnny yes papa, eating sugar no papa, telling something? We'll figure it out later. But this parallel world crashing, the earth is mutilating worm holes in itself in many places. We are lucky we haven't experienced any monsters coming at us.

Tanya: Really? You're right.

Chota pandit: I came from the mandirrr

Aditya: You spend weeks at the Mandir or what? Not that I'm judging your religious beliefs but don't you have to eat or sleep or..

Tanya?

Chota pandit: Who…is this….Tanya was with me all the time..we were finding other worm holes..we even got a room rented for that…..

Tanya left her parrot..

Aditya: Seems like this time it's not a ghost sighting, it's a monster sighting.

*Tanya starts to turn into a monstrous creature*

Aditya is fully chill, Aditya: I'm still not convinced what the parrot was trying to convey. It was not trying to warn us about the monster for sure. It was sitting on its shoulder now it's to you Tanya. Sorry not the parrot, Johnny*

Tanya: How did you know his name?

Aditya: Seems like the monster got that right

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Eureka!

1

Chota Pandit: Tanya he's possessed with my reincarnated wife's soul, she was in the donkey 

Tanya: But..

Aditya: Is he gone?

Tanya: Yes.. He ran off to the mandir he said.. he'll pray for you

Aditya: Okay you shouldn't have came from this door, it was once considered to be sighted with Manjulika’s ghost. 

Tanya: A-

Aditya: Yes, A ghost, even though you're from a parallel world it must be hard for you to grasp. I don't know how this parallel worlds crashed, in your world Rocky saved you, I'm not him trust me even if I look like him.

Tanya: But you know my dream came true here! I'm a star! They say there's a movie after my life ‘Deewane Huye Paagal’!

Aditya: Ruhaan told you that shi didn't he?

Tanya: Well yeah…do you guys have beef with each other?

Aditya: Nooo, we ate beef, curry, jalebi and much more together though, the cuisine of ours makes us forget about whatever is going on not gonna lie, Ramadan Mubarak! We got the jalebi because it's Ramadan.

Tanya: So no danga in between Hindus and Muslims

Aditya: It's not easy to say that…but you know about the ghost..I just talked with him in phone, he's a ghost from the Paheli movie so yeah it getting revealed to us that there's movies after us after all.

Tanya: Yeah I watched him, Original Krishanlal should get a chance to live his life too, even though.. there's nothing wrong with the ghost being in love with Lacchi..

Aditya: See.. there's your mistakes.. you're too kind by heart which is a good thing…and yeah I was talking about the same thing with the unnamed ghost in the phone and lecturing him that him getting into Krishanlal’s body makes years cut off from krishanlal living years of..

Counting for business…also you want drama huh?? Dramaaa *Aditya teases Tanya* Yes Ruhaan took my title of being the pandit that solves ghost stories.

Tanya: Is the psychologist venting? *Tanya raises one eye brow with a poker face*

Aditya: Ha ha