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“How do you work on your salesmanship?”

Do lots of events! I used to do a weekly flea market just to get in the experience. They were low cost and happened every week near me. That gave me loads of opportunities to test out new strategies. Just make sure you're learning something each week. Take some time to sit down and think about what worked and what didn't. It's easy to get crushed if you just keep throwing yourself at events without processing afterwards.

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I was so excited to meet Tahmoh Penikett at CTCon 2013!  He played Paul Ballard from Joss Whedon’s ‘Dollhouse’.

I wore my finest pink duct tape tie and gave him a duct tape wallet.  He was quite impressed.

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Sick of your poor human / alien relations skills? You should call... the doctor!

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Realizing your Oedipus complex as your mother is the only one who misses you.

Awkwardly swallowing a big gulp of water and getting that weird throat cramp thing

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My two favorite things. Harry Potter / Firefly

Hogwarts houses as Firefly/Serenity gifs, if possible?

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

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He also got so much better at makeup. Congratulations!

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There’s some pretty cool ideas in here. I want to find a place to start a coat hanger wall.

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.

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“I Want to Hold Your Hand ” by The Beatles by Trench

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what kinda boy dresses so unmatchingly? clearly a merman, of course. with freckles. lots of freckles.

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I absolutely adore line art like this.

Here are both of them together in one post

Original posts here and here

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Courier: if I had a nickel for everytime I've been shot in the head...

Courier: I'd have two nickels

Courier: which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened to me twice

Me: I swear there's a Nickleback joke in there.

*Sings* I NEED YOU! Probably as bad as I need another hole in the head.

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That’s a promise.

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This was so surprisingly heartwarming.  I love it! Normally you watch this page to have your faith in commerce crushed to a pulp with humor.  This was a beautiful change of pace.  <3

I used to do video work. I was asked by a friend to take on a client he didn’t have time to deal with. Client: I need you to film something. I just need you to provide me with the raw footage – I’ll do the editing.  Can you do it? He offered me nearly twice my day rate for just a couple hours of work, so of course I accepted. He filled me in on the details. He was going to take his girlfriend out for a picnic and ask her to marry him. He wanted me to film it without her knowledge. Oh and he was on crutches because he’d had a serious injury to both his legs. He was going to use his recovery time to learn how to edit video. How could I say no? He’d scouted the location - a large country park - and had decided on a tree that they would picnic under. Because of its dense foliage, he wanted me to hide up the tree and film from there. He’d also made a rather nice photograph album detailing their time together. The ringwas concealed in a cut-out at the back. The plan was that they would read through the book together, she’d find the ring and he’d propose. On the day, I met him in the car park and he showed me the tree and paid me (in cash!). We arranged a signal that he would give prior to pulling the album out. And he would give another signal for when it was time to climb down and film them overtly. He went off to meet his girlfriend and I climbed the tree. Minor glitches started piling up. They were over half an hour late returning. What’s more, she chose a different tree to sit under – because he was on crutches, she went on ahead to set up and set up under the wrong tree. I don’t know if you’ve ever had to climb down from a tree and then invisibly and silently climb up another one that people are sitting beneath. I can now say that I have, and what’s more, I even managed it successfully, without being noticed. I turned on the camera and began filming. Out came the photograph album. She loved it. Perhaps a little too much. She reminisced about EVERY PHOTO. I actually wore out my battery filming this – luckily I had a spare, and managed to change it before she got to the ring. Eventually she reached the end, found the ring and he proposed. She said yes! They hugged and he gave me the signal to come down. His fiancé was startled when I came down, but he explained what I was doing there. They invited me to have a glass of champagne.

I never heard from him again. It was a ridiculous job that wound up taking over twice as long as he said it would and I had to deal with some bizarre and difficult circumstances, but it was maybe the loveliest work I’ve ever done. I hope he did a good job with the editing.

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SNAKE ME UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

I CAN’T SNAKE UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE

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My mom has the most majestic dog.

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Rainbow Ring by Dave Whyte | Tumblr