Hello random stranger! Welcome my blog where I post whatever I have found entertaining as I scroll through countless things and constantly hit the reblog button. Sometimes I write: Masterlist
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TikTok is dead, so here I return. My fucking respawn point.
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people who have obsessions are the only ones i know how to buy presents for. everyone else gets the loose change at the bottom of my purse
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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage
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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause
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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
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