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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

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It is extremely sad that there are people out there who are using an AI girlfriend tool who also crushes their dreams and aspirations.

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I certainly do keep it on me

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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It's the worst being welder during winter because all warm clothing is either horribly flammable or prohibitively expensive. Every other trade gets to wear winter coats and fleece lined coveralls but I'm out here with the only choice to wear 5 layers of cotton that doesn't do that much or risk getting melted plastic fused to my skin again. A real wool sweater would be at least 400$ and get shredded into a pile of yarn in a month. I hardly make anything because I'm not a journeyman. Fuck my life.

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Nice throne idiot did your mommy carve a swathe of corpses to get it for you?

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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Bjorna Facts

- she claims she was gifted the ability to transform into a werebear by the all-maker to defend the children of her village against a reaver attack

- she was born in 4E 170, and is 31 by the events of Skyrim

- she has 3 young children! svana, meldjar and rigge

- whenever literally anyone asks who the father is, she's like "you! take care of them until I get back" and goes off to gather some herbs or berries.

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HE’S ONLY GETTING PAID 13 GOLD TO MURDER SOMEONE??? EXCUSE ME😭 PAY THIS MAN HIS WORTH!!

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given the current conditions of the world we should just sit in circles in public and cry and sob as loudly as we can

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

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I like when a beer can has a bunch of text on it. Tell me a story of how a guy went on a hike. Recap some mythology. A little haiku even.

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i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them