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Can this app stop changing every few days it’s getting really hard to keep spontaneously checking it every week or two when I’m bored

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Knuckles the Echidna from Sonic the Hedgehog (Series) sparks joy!

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"are you okay?" NO i've been the same height since i was 14

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I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

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TRANSMASC SWAG FINALS

(for real bc I made it a week this time <3)

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is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

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when you call your reps to ask them to pretty please stop taking away your rights, remember:

In deep red areas you're a republican who is thinking of voting for someone else if they don't vote what you want on this specific bill because it impacts your republican ideals so very much

In swing states you're an undecided voter who's gonna go blue if they don't vote how you like

remember to call because that way their phone is going off and their peers can hear it because their offices are close together (emails and letters don't work like that), so it can rattle them if they get high volumes. remember that you gotta make them feel like they're losing something.

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I don't think that calling a group of people "dirty robot fuckers" is a very nice way to get them to perform the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn to you but good luck getting your answer I guess

the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn 

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hey since i’m occasionally giving out adult advice. anyone wanna know my very adult and very boring and very sensible suggestion for grief gifts for friends and family when someone close to them dies

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Friendly reminder that Silvers Italian

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oh ive got a great one. the first fanfic i ever wrote was a super mario bros fanfic when i was nine years old. but when i opened microsoft word on the family computer there was a bunch of words already on the page, so i deleted it all in order for nothing to interrupt my super mario bros storys flow. i wrote the whole thing in a day and was very proud and saved it. two days later my dad sits me down and explains to me that hes had a lot of trouble finding a job since he got laid off, and that hes been sending his resume to dozens of employers. he asks me if i know what a resume is. i say no. he explains to me what a resume is, and then informs me that the words i deleted on the microsoft word page was his resume and hes been sending dozens of employers his nine year old daughters super mario bros fanfiction. i was never allowed on the family computer again.

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t&t (trans friendship)

tvst (trans enemies)

t4t (romantic)

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a murder to solve

espio’s verses delight

haiku answer all

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Take this while i dont have anything better to show

Theyre so funny yk

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Might as well post this silly joke on Tumblr too