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Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today
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james jude courtney as michael myers in HALLOWEEN KILLS david gordon green, 2021
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im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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Ive probably said this before but fukit I'll say this again
Logan and Wade definitely got their atoms mixed in the reactor and I wonder if Logan can break the fourth wall a bit too now?
Like after the events of the film, Logan can kinda feel or hear the fourth wall but doesn't know what it is till he sees Wade talk to the wall again, except, he can see the audience for a moment
"what the fuck!?"
"yes?"
"is that what you see when you talk to a wall?"
"GASP! You can see the fourth wall!?"
"the what?"
I like to imagine that Logan can barely perceive the fourth wall unless Wade is actively engaging with it in front of him.
And at first he just feels like he's going crazy or something, eventually he comes to accept it and is just on edge a bit because he's hyper aware that he's being constantly watched even if he can't see them. Eventually he's just used to it and then suddenly connects the dots of what Wade explained before, and realizes that he's had 0 real control over his life because some asshole "gods" in a different universe created him and wrote his backstory.
So naturally he gets up and starts cursing out and ranting at a wall happening whoever decided to torture him half his life gets an ear full.
"peanut you ok? Your talking to a wall?"
"yea that fourth wall shit, I'm telling these assholes how fucked they are"
"Logan, the fourth wall is behind you"
"FUCK!"
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this all could have been resolved with a little kiss i think
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heavy is the head that wears the crown FOR YOU. i’m fine though
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20 Low effort meaningful comments to leave on fics when you can’t think of anything to say that most authors love and appreciate (and you will too).
1.) Thank you for writing this!
2.) This really helped distract me from the horrors of reality, thank you for writing it!
3.) I really really really loved this.
4.) <3
5.) Literal keyboard mash q3kjt2uh0erjiurjfnejkrgnkejoiiueirnf!!!!
6.) My favorite part was when they ____.
7.) I laughed at ____.
8.) How dare you! /affectionate.
9.) I am very excited to read this story in its entirety!
10.) I really enjoyed the first __ chapters, I cannot wait for more!
11.) This gave me everything I was hoping for!
12.) 10/10 fic, thanks for writing!
13.) I am going to be thinking about this fic for a long time, thank you for writing!
14.) This made me feel a lot of emotions and I cannot describe them, so thank you for that. I really enjoyed this.
15.) This was the best ride I haven taken in a long time, wow! Thank you for writing this.
16.) If I had the ability to bind this as a real book I would, I loved it so much.
17.) I'm not good with words but I just loved this so much.
18.) This is complete perfection.
19.) I am in awe of how you described ____.
20.) This means so much to me that you wrote this. Thank you.
The more you comment, the better you will get at it and the more enjoyment and fulfillment you will received out of saying thank you.
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imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.
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As a Bethesda enjoyer I can confidently say that when you really like a video game the bugs and glitches come across as charming but when you don’t like a video game they just drive you insane
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was browsing r*chard h*gemann's gallery and this artwork made me piss, so i had to redraw
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