kryptum-one
Scared of BEANS, Space Boi!?!
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Unfortunately for you, I'm a mess and so is this blog. ✨25 they/them✨Asexual✨ Mostly Shitposts and fun. Aliens, robots and monsters. Rotating hyperfixations, but they always come back 'round.
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kryptum-one · 8 days ago
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Oryx Oryx Oryx
Version without pelvis cloth under the cut bc it was a pity to close (it's sfw and would be for full Hive anatomy enjoyers, I guess. I also gave him a bit bigger tummy than most of the Hive have)
hi again, Oryx
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inspiration from these but adding belly details from another big part of the Hive I was a little sad how different I drew some of his details and how imperfectly I see and portray things from their canon look
A rare full drawing by me bc I thought that I need a newer example for my pricelist (that I still didn't make in a carrd for a better look). Forgot that doing a cleaner lineart have more chances to give me wrist and neck pain. Still, it's not like I'm sure that I would meet expectations. And if this one is a good example with that many details for me. I even liked it (at 3 am before I looked at it again on the next day) and surprised bc I thought that it'll turn out worse. But maybe I just was lucky with this one. After my exhaustion it felt like my c0*m prices really might need to be a little higher than $50 for smth like this w/o bg, but I would feel guilty about it again
I don't understand how I was not that much anxious to take c0*ms and to communicate a few years ago. And that TOS making where I'm worried to forget smth important for them. I just put things aside and avoid them even when I need it. Despite what others have said thoughts are still in my head. That's so stupid.
And sometimes after sketches with wires I think that it could be cool to do a c0*m similar to them, maybe not sketchy (bc it's the hardest thing for me to understand my sketch prices and how to draw them in this sketchy range when also they may vary in my personal things). But then I remember that I'm unsure abt drawing robotic characters more than anthro and monsters
The pose sketch reminded me of the times when I was going into art schools, and how I hated queued posing so much. I was told that I looked like a dying swan each time when I was forced to pose
If my talk got abt worrying then I'll add: I have such a strange mind state when I'm awkward to follow somebody not only because of social anxiety but that it feels like invading someone's space, bothering and that I don't know them too good (there were exceptions where I rarely was more brave to do so with the flow but usually feel closed and cautious), and maybe it's abt other interactions that could start from my side too. Bruh
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kryptum-one · 8 days ago
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kryptum-one · 8 days ago
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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
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kryptum-one · 11 days ago
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orb weavers' sexual dimorphism is hilarious to me like.
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me and my big beautiful wife
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kryptum-one · 11 days ago
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World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.
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kryptum-one · 11 days ago
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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kryptum-one · 11 days ago
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MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA (2017) ↳ voeld
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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wear robes do magic serve cunt
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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james jude courtney as michael myers in HALLOWEEN KILLS david gordon green, 2021
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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your zoom therapist
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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Ive probably said this before but fukit I'll say this again
Logan and Wade definitely got their atoms mixed in the reactor and I wonder if Logan can break the fourth wall a bit too now?
Like after the events of the film, Logan can kinda feel or hear the fourth wall but doesn't know what it is till he sees Wade talk to the wall again, except, he can see the audience for a moment
"what the fuck!?"
"yes?"
"is that what you see when you talk to a wall?"
"GASP! You can see the fourth wall!?"
"the what?"
I like to imagine that Logan can barely perceive the fourth wall unless Wade is actively engaging with it in front of him.
And at first he just feels like he's going crazy or something, eventually he comes to accept it and is just on edge a bit because he's hyper aware that he's being constantly watched even if he can't see them. Eventually he's just used to it and then suddenly connects the dots of what Wade explained before, and realizes that he's had 0 real control over his life because some asshole "gods" in a different universe created him and wrote his backstory.
So naturally he gets up and starts cursing out and ranting at a wall happening whoever decided to torture him half his life gets an ear full.
"peanut you ok? Your talking to a wall?"
"yea that fourth wall shit, I'm telling these assholes how fucked they are"
"Logan, the fourth wall is behind you"
"FUCK!"
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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kryptum-one · 1 month ago
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this all could have been resolved with a little kiss i think
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