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A my se známe? / Do We Know Each Other?

Ať žije MS Paint před spaním.

ID: A sketch of a big gray bird and a tiny red mouse. The bird seems misrustful as it sits on the ground, gazing at a small mouse that looks back at it. The mouse has its snout pointed up and seems curious. End ID.

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"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

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Before I realized I was Trans, I had this intense...longing for a life I felt I couldn't have. And eventually that somber sonder crystalized into a nugget of self-loathing, and this idea that the reason I wasn't allowed to be a girl was because I was being 'punished' somehow.

Absolutely nobody deserves to hate themselves. Relearning self-love is hard, and I know so many Trans people who are working on it. And it's important to keep working on it. You are worthy of love.

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thinking about creatures.

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In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

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RB to see how others think-- also, what territory you're from and version of English you speak! (this is to settle a thing I am pondering)

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you know who really needs Aral Vorkosigan’s lecture on honor vs. reputation? ZUKO.

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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

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wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

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you never really grow out of anything

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😭😭

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part 1, part 2 (here)

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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat