"Who's been drawing dicks?!"Glass || He/Him || 25Full-time sarcastic asshole.
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some tumblr audio posts just don’t work because they’ve been played too many times and the tape wears out
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subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
a bug ↘
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north america needs more high speed rail. reblog if you love getting railed at high speeds
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“The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most things in the intro.”
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i miss kaeya i hope he's drinking responsibly (jk i know he does)
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The government made us take sex and magic off the pride flag because the asexuals were killing people with spells.
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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never forget that time a guy judged me for saying i liked tokyo ghoul because it's morally wrong to eat people
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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms
me: no perhaps my soul is rotten
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