"Who's been drawing dicks?!"Glass || He/Him || 25Full-time sarcastic asshole.
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Number 6. The Balladeer
Ignore the fact I’ve been gone for like a few months
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so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
EXCEPT kEVIN
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
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Everyone say THANK YOU FERN! for filling my dash wirh owls
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Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”
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i love this gif because normally i don't see anything wrong with a post because i am one unobservant bitch and seeing this gif get added immediately tells me that i should take a second look to see something off-putting and probably sexual
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Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.
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Inverted ballpoint pen drawing!! The first picture is what I drew and the second picture is the inverted final piece
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Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make
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*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*
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