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You gotta be lying to me Ramus there's no freaking way

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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

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you think i got this good at assuming the worst without practice? you think i didn't spend hours thinking about how everything i did could go wrong? you think i didn't tell myself story after story of how miserable i could become? you think i didn't push the limit of how complete defeat could feel? you think that when i was overwhelmed by unimagined pain, i shied away and cried that wasn't fair? fuck off. it didn't matter how good i felt, i showed up everyday. i'd get the pot on, i'd fill it with broth, i'd get in and i'd stew good.

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house plays both zero mission & prime hunters in season 1 which can only lead me to believe he’s a hardcore metroid fan. thank you for your time.

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bad meme

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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the dao-jones index, also colloquially called 'the dao', is a mystical concept in gringo culture which foretells the fortune of society

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I think that fundamentally everyone has a chuuni seed inside them waiting to be freed. It's kind of the whole point

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I’ve been forgetting to post in here again, I’m sorry! Have some Spinda cuties!

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me when im in a situation

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“Hey, I don’t bite.” Well, you could. Do better.

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problem: the only nongendered characters who show up in sci fi and fantasy are aliens/robots/hiveminds/other entities without a human concept of gender, where the whole joke is how them not understanding our norms makes them weird

solution, part 1 (the actually important part): write more stories about characters who do grow up with our gender binary and still choose to reject it

solution, part 2: This Swarm Of Insects Has Reflected Long And Hard On The Nature Of Identity And Personhood, And Decided He Still Identifies As A Man

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imagine: you're having dinner with your family, introducing them to your new boyfriend, branson dundy. he's found time in his busy tour schedule to visit and you're so happy.

you're all laughing at a story about his experiences onstage with the rest of the band when your aunt suddenly proposes to him. you think it's a joke, but she's serious. the mood is tense, the silence heavy. just when it seems the night may never recover, the homunculus enters the room and the party is made mirthful once again.

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your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.