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imagine your otp

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Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

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I’ll post more here: instagram.com/nathanwpyle

Take a deep breath. 

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5-year-old kid on Halloween: Trick or treat!

Me: Awh, and what are you supposed to be?

Kid: Frankenstein!

Me: Ah, well that is where you are wrong. You see, sweet summer child, Frankenstein was not the name of the monster, as so many people wrongly believe. Frankenstein was the name of the man who created him, without any of the nuts and bolts that you have poking out of your neck, may I add. Therefore, your costume is completely ill-informed and incorrect. However, if you stand by your declaration that you are Frankenstein, and that your monstrous appearance is simply symbolic of his nature as the true monster of the story, then your efforts are, in fact, commendable. Here, have a bonbon.

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tumblr staff must not know that ad targeting is a thing

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All offense when will donald trump die

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Inktober 2016 day 29 - Do you believe in magic?

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles is a good album to listen to while drawing Pyro things.

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“but what has Hillary ACCOMPLISHED?”

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people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

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Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”

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BREAKING: MILLENNIALS APPARENTLY HATE GROCERIES

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jetpack-jenny:

manwithoutborders:

aleatoryw:

kaasknot:

havoke:

do you ever think about how perfectly steve, bucky, and sam typify the 3 big wars america’s fought in over the past century?

steve is the soldier who fought in world war 2. he’s the tail end of the glory and honor of war. his reasons for fighting are clear cut, moral, as far as he can tell. but the weapons used are too deadly, too fatal for glory and honor, really. there’s the attempt to treat enemy combatants with respect, with honor, all while killing them quick than has ever been possible before. there’s the unease of the shift from the old style of fighting to the new. there’s the tiredness that only comes from a second global war in only two decades. there’s the closure that comes from unprecedented total destruction. the thought of “maybe now we can go home. maybe now we can build lives like our parents, those of us that are left.”

bucky is the soldier who fought in vietnam. he’s the one that couldn’t dodge the draft, that couldn’t evade the fight no matter how hard he tried. he’s the one who followed the orders he had to, and rebelled against all the others. his uniform was askew, more civvies than not. he didn’t look a soldier, and he didn’t fight like one either. he didn’t know why he was fighting, who he was fighting. he saw too many innocents die by the hands of his comrades, of himself. he felt agent orange burn his lungs, saw orphans crying in the streets. he came home, the rat-a-tat of machine guns echoing in his ears, always. he disembarked a plane, and was spat on by anti-war protesters. he couldn’t even be angry– he agreed with them. he participated in the winter soldier investigations, confessed what he’d been forced to do, and that almost abated the weight on his shoulders. almost.

sam is the soldier who fought in afghanistan. the modern soldier, with just as much shit as the rest of them. the difference is, where steve was greeted with celebrations and bucky was greeted with vitriol, sam is overlooked, forgotten. he suffers in silence, expected to endure without protest. sam copes, but not all vets are able to do the same. afghan war vets are the ones who take their own lives in droves, the unacknowledged, unknown aftershocks from an invasion founded on half-formed ambitions from men in suits who’d never have to bear the real burden. sam is the modern day vet, unknown, unseen, unthanked.

No wonder they’re all Captain America

So is Nat the Cold War? People don’t see a soldier when they look at her, because she really isn’t, just like the cold war was never really a “war”. Nat is the spy on the run, the power never fully unleashed, the constant sense of fear that there is no backing down, no running– there are no vets of the cold war, but there are always the living casualties.

nailed it

@fireyhotsupertalia

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reflecting.

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Why meeting someone online isn’t weird at all:

Our generation grew up with technology and the internet 

Since we all grew up with technology, we know all about internet safety.

If you’re going to meet in person, you’re going to sure as hell confirm their identity before you do so because you’re not an idiot. 

We aren’t naive enough to believe out of billions of people on the planet, our soulmate or even best friend is going to live next door. 

Joining blogging communities involves socialization 

Gaming online with thousands of people? You’re bound to click with someone

Everyone is connected through the interwebs 

It’s easier to find someone you relate to online compared to in person 

Not everyone is trying to catfish or abduct you

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possibly my fav john cena moment is him breaking down doors on random people in a public bathroom yelling ARE YOU READY FOR THE PRO GLIDE CHALLENGE??? and then the people screaming as john cena forces them to shave in front of him