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typing this into my browser

ocean.com/fish

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time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

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its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

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Snooki and JWoww

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

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the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

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Anyone remember the bug art guy on TikTok?

That’s me

🎵“You don’t have to like my bug art~” 🎶

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carved pumpkins with @kristen-kries 🎃🎃🎃

(mine in the left, hers on the right)

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Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.1975)

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Gaetano Pesce, Montanara Couch

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Keyboard Puffer by Liminal (2023)

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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

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Rae Klein - Gemini II, 2022

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(source)

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it's okay if you're not gay but at the least you should still be weird and hard to understand

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vegans would rather wear plastic head to toe than benefit from symbiotic relationships we've had with animals for thousands of years