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Lies

No joke someone just bought 12 toffee sundaes from McD’s and I’m surprised the ice cream machine wasn’t broken by like the 3rd one

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Wht is my school

No joke we had to have food tech in a classroom today so we were just watching cake videos with our normal teacher then she starts playing the Sesame Street if ur happy and u know it then the Sesame Street theme song wtf 😂😂😂 also the teacher is probz abt 45-50

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SHOWER THOUGHT #2

Ye Uve called ur teacher mum but have u ever called ur mum miss????

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Abi: Guess what I learnt today!

Everyone else: What?

Abigael: So have u ever wondered why some goats cheese smells like goats and some others don’t, well it’s coz the one that smells like goat comes from male goats!

Everyone else: 🤦‍♂️

(Actually said by my dumb cousin)

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Dumb

What language do they speak in Mexico?

South American?

(Actually said by my dumb cousin)

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*PLAYING ARTICULATE*

Josh: What language do they speak in Mexico, Portuguese, Mexican or Spanish

Jasmine: Mexican, was that supposed to be hard?

(Actually said by my dumb cousin)

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Dumb

Can I feed the pig bacon??

(Actually said by my dumb cousin)

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Dumb

I never knew green beans had beans in them!!

(Actually said by my dumb cousin)

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Dumb

They should make water ice lollies

(Actually said by my dumb cousin)

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Just found out there is a game on The buzz feed app called buzzcat. To play it go into settings scroll down to the bottom and press the buzzfeed logo about 4 times, it should be asking u to stop touching but carry on.

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No joke my moody-ass spanish form tutor just said 'i play to calm u down' then starts playing the calming...

Mans not hot..

In March..

British school for u

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Shower thought 1

Technically once you read the dictionary everything else is just a remix...

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I wish someone looked at me the way Elise looks at icing sugar …

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When u say yes in the register then the teacher says Johnny r u here

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When life gives u lemons make lemonade

Is kinda stupid coz without sugar and water it will suck

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One of the most horrifying things is when the teacher sends u to another class to get idk like a book like u don't know if u should knock or say please can I have a book or say do u have a spare book coz u don't want to sound rude and ugghhhh

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When a British person goes up the stairs with tea