krill0w

[krill0w]

mfw miitopia is an 18

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Fun phrases you can use to the detriment of everyone around you:

"This vexes me." Use this in response to anything negative said about you. The more you use it, the better. "That haircut isn't working, man." "This vexes me." "...What?"

"I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying the [X]." Use this in response to any hypothetical. "What would you do if your best friend flirted with you?" "I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying his flirt." "W- What the fuck are you talking about?"

"This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" Use this in response to any complaints. Much funnier if you use it in realspace. "Me and my girl had a fight. No idea how I'm gonna make it up to her." "This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"It's because of the Ritual." Use this in response to any question regarding the cause of something. Never explain what "the Ritual" is. If anyone asks, say "Don't worry about it!" And smile. "Ugh, why can't anyone here be good at their jobs!?" "It's because of the Ritual." "...What's the Ritual?" "Don't worry about it! =)"

"That's what they want you to think!" Use this in response to anyone stating any facts. "I just landed a new gig." "That's what they want you to think!" "What? Who's 'they'?" "..." "What the fuck?"

PS: Don't do this to anyone who isn't, like, a close friend you're comfortable fucking with. You will get ousted if you do.

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congrats!!!

@krill0w the au:tism has become canon

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oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

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similarly the other way around, id have such a nicer wardrobe if i could just stick some boobs on

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

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Grocery lists I collected when I was a cashier

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i hate that these day everything is streamed, cause you never actually own anything. it's like with netflix just removing shows cause a different service wants it. i wanted to watch community but they took it off netflix and it's now on peacock and like i ain't shilling out upwards of 50 quid a month to have access to every show, so i've just taken to pirating everything. and don't get me wrong, i love streaming music in the sense that it's how i discover new artists and it's very easy, but at the same time its shit for the actual musicians cause they earn fractions of pennys from every stream. and that's one of the main reasons i've started buying physical music now, cause i wanna give back to the artists i love. also with vinyl coming back into fashion, and tbf cassettes are making a resurgence it's even easer to get them. i've got a nintendo switch, and i ALWAYS try to buy the games physically, just cause i like having them to display, i love the act of still having to insert the cartridge (there's smth so satisfying about the click) and cause i wanna be able to hold what i own. but what sucks is that a lot of the major players in the gaming space are starting to lean towards and significantly financially back game streaming/subscription models, and in a sector that is already facing huge layoffs, i don't think this is a good move for either company or consumer and i just fucking hate how a lot of this is going under the radar and how it's becoming normal? people need to be more outraged about this rather than just accepting that a not insignificant proportion of their salary is going to 5 different subscriptions

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me when i trip and fall down a hill (tumble)