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I just realized that breakdown’s earthspark design looks like g1 bumblebee

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thats a big chainsaw you have there first aid.. ahaha...

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Average transformers g1 episode:

Megatron is attempting to black out the entire sky across a hundred mile radius and funnel all the sunlight into one, concentrated solar death ray to target a heavy duty solar panel he's having soundwave and the cassetticons build in order to convert it to energon. Then he plans to hit the autobot base with the death ray just for funsies. Starscream plans to push Megatron directly into the death ray, also just for funsies.

Optimus sends Wheeljack and Spike to deal with it, along with two bots you're pretty sure have not been in this show before this point, but you're kind of past asking how many of these fuckers were on the ark offscreen when it crashed. One of them has the worst fake Canadian accent you have ever heard, and the other's name sounds inexplicably dirty.

Starscream tries to get Megatron to stand in the spot he told Skywarp and Ramjet to direct the death ray, but is interrupted when Rumble asks why Starscream stuck him with extra work (a task Megatron assigned specifically to Starscream). This vexes Megatron. The autobots show up and try to figure out what the point of the blacked out sky is while Starscream attempts to talk his way out of it. Then the death ray goes off two feet away from Megatron, which only pisses him off further.

The Canadian bot yells "AH BINARY-BEAVERS!!" because the death ray caught him off guard and completely gives away the bots' position. Soundwave immediately fires on them. Gratuitous robot violence ensues. Spike is generally useless and tries chucking rocks at Rumble. Megatron is too busy trying to almost-murder Starscream to bother with the autobots and just lets Soundwave handle it.

Probably-an-innuendo-name-bot is luckily a flier and takes the chance to see what's blocking the sun now that their cover's blown anyway. He gets up there and the seekers are sticking tinfoil on the clouds to make the tops reflective. The writers are really just hoping you don't think too hard about it.

Skywarp starts firing on dirty-name and calls him a nerd. Dirty-name takes evasive action. Skywarp runs out of ammo and starts just chucking tin foil at him. Dirty-name calls him dumb and says his processor is made of spare toaster parts. Then he crash lands and canada-bot asks if dirty-name's wings are spare toaster parts as well. Wheeljack yells that they'll all be spare toaster parts if they don't focus on the decepticons. The death ray goes off again and barely misses the autobots. Wheeljack corrects himself to Melted spare toaster parts.

Dirty-name gives Wheeljack the rundown on the tinfoil clouds so he can figure out a way to get rid of them while Canada-bot fights Soundwave and the cassettes in the background. Spike is kind of helping too sort of almost. Those rocks hes chucking sure are damaging. Ravage gets straight up drop kicked. It cuts back to Wheeljack whipping up a good old fashioned Device™️.

Starscream flies up past the tinfoil barrier while Megatron shoots at him. All the holes he's shooting in the blackout barrier are just making more, slightly shittier death rays and the main one is losing concentration. One of them hits Megatron right in the optic and he keels over with an over the top screech. Starscream descends, breaking another hole in the tinfoil to see a golden opportunity.

"MEGATRON HAS BEEN BLINDED!!! I, STARSCREAM AM NOW YOUR LEADER!!!"

Wheeljack finishes his Device™️: A grenade that makes tinfoil entirely invisible, thus rendering the whole weapon unusable. The writers are hungover, please do not think about it too hard. Pretty please. Dirty-name doesn't know if he can throw it into one of the holes in the barrier on his own since he can't fly in robot mode and he cant throw in altmode. Spike offers to get on his back and throw it in for him if he can get close enough. And he's just SO good at throwing things. The other two agree he's their best shot, they're so happy spike is around, couldn't do it without him.

Starscream is hovering in the air as he gives his Decepticon Leader Acceptance Speech he's prepared for this very occasion, golden light streaming in from the him-shaped hole in the barrier. Dirty-name and spike zip past him and spike makes the best goddamn throw of his life. Before starscream can properly question the Fucking Audacity of these autobots interrupting him while he's trying to have a moment, the invisible explosion goes off that the animators are just happy they don't have to put that much effort into drawing. Starscream gets knocked out of the air and crashes directly onto Megatron. This vexes Megatron.

Sky's normal again. Don't worry that there's still tinfoil there, don't even fuckin worry about it dude. Spike and Dirty-name touch back down. Round of applause for spike for throwing super good. Wheeljack comments that he's just happy it blew up the way it was supposed to. Cue uncomfortably long laughing. Megatron manages to roll starscream off him and calls for a retreat.

Back at the decepticon base, Megatron has an eyepatch and is skulking. Starscream yaps about how it makes him look like a proper tyrant, brooding and battle scarred, and, dare he say, darkly handsome? This vexes Megatron.

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Hashtag streams the new minecraft update.

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One of these days I will start posting Knock Out in Earthspar and eventually Into the Multiverse on tumblr again.

Maybe even reupload the first four parts since I have better quality now

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S1 Episode 9-10: Megatron is getting his arm cut off and he’s screaming in pain, yet when Hardtop got his arm removed in episode 1, there was no pain.

S1 Episode 15: Body horror black bear

S1 Episode 17-18: the Arachnipede and Bumblebee being slowly drained of his Energon

S1 Episode 21: the fucking Dweller

S1 Episode 24-26: Mandroid’s horrid looking body oh and Croft’s fucking brutal death and the fact they kill everyone.

S2 Episode 4: The implication that Cosmos has been trapped by the Fairmaestro for so long he had no idea Megatron was a good guy now is really terrifying the longer you think about it.

S2 Episode 5: Those horrifying mushrooms and the cyber sync body horror of JB and AM

S2 Episode 9-10: Oh yeah uh STARSCREAM KILLS CHILDREN

S3 Episode 3: As my good friend @tittybender put it. That was a fucking SAW trap.

S3 episode 7+8: Quintessons are horrifying oh and Starscream was having a tea party with corpses.

I love Earthspark.

Every time you think the story might be getting too childish, even for Nickelodeon, it throws in something eldritch or some body horror to keep you humble.

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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

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How have I never shared my earthspark Overlord!?

He's a silly "redeemed villain" type guy. He's not the wholesome kind like Megatron though, he's kind of crazy.

If anyone has watched httyd: race to the edge, he's like dagger in his redemption. Like- still really crazy and violent but uses meditation and silly mantras to stay calm. I love him.

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TFA - Smokescreen / Bumblebee / Rodimus Prime / First Aid / Optimus Pirme

Bumblebee: Leave the poor drone alone Smoky. You’re going to break it.

First Aid: I’m not sure Earth stuffs are safe to touch.

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Throw a ton of gums into their gears as a form of torture.

Actually the fact that the transformers seem to have a better sense of smell in bayverse makes me think that might be more important to them

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Here’s the OSHA violation baby :)

"Cogless bots can't carry, right?"

"... What?"

"You can only carry if you're a transformer, with a t-cog and everything, right?"

"..."

"...right?"

"No, Orion. Cogless mecha can carry too. Why are you asking me this?"

".I see."