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Here’s the OSHA violation baby :)

"Cogless bots can't carry, right?"

"... What?"

"You can only carry if you're a transformer, with a t-cog and everything, right?"

"..."

"...right?"

"No, Orion. Cogless mecha can carry too. Why are you asking me this?"

".I see."

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Transformers moments that I will sacrifice my firstborn to see:

One bot snatching energon out from another’s servo, ignite it, and throw it at enemies as a grenade, and the bot whom it got snatched from said “The frag man that was my lunch.”

One bot, in their vehicle form, drove away as Optimus called all Autobots. Meanwhile, a person with hands full of groceries chased after them while screaming.

While investigating a crashed spaceship, one bot tried to take a sip of the energon that got leaked out, and another pulled them away and said “Hey! Control yourself they are dirty.”

A bot getting a “need a car replacement?” poster on their windshield and they cried.

One Decepticon tried to steal some energon from a machine. They disconnected its pipes, sucked on it for a while, and connected it back. But when Megatron discovered them, they punched another con right next to them on the face, till that con got energon on their lips, and they tried to blame it on them.

Ratchet doing a high pitched girl scream that resembled an ambulance alarm.

Starscream flying as Autobots below shoot at him, and Starscream said: “Miss miss miss miss! Hahahaha!” And then he noticed one of his wings did got shot, and he said “Oh scrap,” and then fell in a loony tone way.

A bot cleaning themselves as another car (a normal, lifeless one) parked right next to them, and they screamed and said “OUT OF THE WAY! PERV!”

(TFP exclusive) Raf being grabbed by a Decepticon, and he said, in Cybertron language, “No one will ever believe you.” And that con freaked out so much they dropped him.

(Bumblebee 2018 & ROTB exclusive) One guy proposing a really stupid idea, and ask Bee for his opinion. Bee made a face and played clown music in return. (Bonus if that guy said: “Okay, that’s a cheerful song. It is yes?”)

Two cons being cornered by Grimlock, and one said, “Don’t run. He’s a dinosaur, he can’t see us if we don’t move.” And the second ask: “Are you sure?” And the first said: “Yes I am suurrAAAAAHH—“ (got yeeted by Grimlock)

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Yippee!!

You would either cry or yell if I got you a peanut butter themed gag gift, even if it wasn't actually peanut butter

That's my weird theory

And it is very much something I would do I hate peanut butter so much-

I’d at least be polite and cry when no one else was in the room

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You would either cry or yell if I got you a peanut butter themed gag gift, even if it wasn't actually peanut butter

That's my weird theory

And it is very much something I would do I hate peanut butter so much-

I’d at least be polite and cry when no one else was in the room

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Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals

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Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

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Because Megatron doesn’t want a piece of him, he wants two.

Why does this keep happening to him

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Agree

And they also have a bee to add it all up

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do you even remember the lives that you threw away like trash

continuation of this

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mama bird

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HE GOT GRABBED BY THE BEACHCUSSY

Season 2 | episode 34 | Prime Target

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WOW THIS AGED HORRIBLY

We need a moment in Earthspark season 2 where Hashtag just hangs out with Starscream and the other seekers.

PLEASE!

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Drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! Let’s spread a little sunshine!☀️

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I believe it’s Ring

Reblog if you wouldn't forget him

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FUN FACT!

In the Chinese dub of Transformer G1, there is a scene (in an episode way before the one where decepticons got drunk on energon by the way) where Megatron told Starscream: “You can’t even organize a successful picnic, let along the entire Decepticon league!”

This imply that the Decepticons had at least ONE recreational picnic field trip (likely in a recent enough time for Megatron to still judge SS on), and it went horribly BECAUSE of Starscream.

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you have to outlive donald trump