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Hey, look at this starter call!!

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“Sorry” sentence starters.

“I’m so sorry…” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “Please tell me you’re sorry… I need to hear you say it.” “I don’t say sorry.” “You’re the one who should be sorry!” “After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologise for snapping at you ONCE?” “I didn’t know I was hurting you. I’m sorry.” “Why’d I apologise for finally standing up for myself?” “You should really learn to apologise.” “What’s wrong with you?! How hard is it to show me you’re sorry?! Or aren’t you sorry?” “Sorry.” “I didn’t do it! Why don’t you believe me?!” “I’m sorry too…” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “I don’t say sorry to anyone. Definitely not you.” “You have nothing to apologise for.” “Stop saying sorry!” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Apologise to me! Now!” “I’m not sorry.”

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"P is for pain. Here we go." (Egcraptcr of course)

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Maybe it’s better if you’d NOT do that--”

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arin hanson loses his mind: the meme

"p is for pain, here we go."

"here goes attempt number two."

"i really just--damn it."

"if by lost it you mean lost the fourth time i've played this, well, yes i did."

"this is the first time i've played -- my name is stan. i'm actually a plumber."

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW i mean, ah jeez gee whiz that's a shame, fiddlesticks,"

"he is going to put his lips around my lips, and we're gonna hang."

"we're gonna fuckin' listen to some cool music, maybe touch each other's penises,"

"i don't... really care."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHHHHhhh...,,,,,"

"mm...mm....."

"AAAAAAAAA! AAA, WOOOOAH, MONKEY SHITS!"

"HERE WE GOO!!! PEE BLOCK! DOH DOH DOH DOH!"

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS"

"P-P-P-P, PERSONAL, PACKING, PET,"

"OW OH OW OH OAH AOH OHOH"

"MY DICK IS FALLING OFF!"

"DON'T YOU DARE!! DO THAT FUCKIN' SHIT TO ME!! I'LL STAB YOU IN THE HEART!!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. i'm alright."

"nothin nothin nothin nothin THIS IS NOTHIN."

"don't believe me? look at my resume. thirty years experience in JACKIN' OFF."

"JIMMY'S GOT BACK."

"It's starting to HURT like it hurts when I eat Taco Bell at TOO MUCH late at night and I wake up in the middle of the night and have to VOM."

"I! CAN'T TAKE MUCH LONGER!"

"HIGGLDY FUCKIN PIGGLDY, DUDE."

"THIS IS FUCKING GARBAAAAGE."

"WHO CAN FUCKING STAND AND- STAND IT!"

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT SASS!"

"HI LADIES I AM TOM JONES LEADER OF THE TOM JONES CULT MY NAME'S TOM JONES"

"GIVE ME FIVE APPLES! TWENTY APPLES, THIRTY FIIIVE APPLES, OKAY, YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN LITTLE MISSY!"

"who's... who is freddie prinze jr?"

"i know the name but i do not know who he is,"

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“Noooo, you CAN’T take my puppy!” Barry whined, pouting at the lady in front of him. You wouldn’t take a puppy’s puppy, would you?

“You did what?!” - @blackmagicandkittycats

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“I adopted a dog.”

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i cant be the only one that thought of this

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Barry gave a low chuckle, arms wrapping around his lanky roommate to hold him close. “ALRIGHT, no more scary shit.”

Dan pouted and ducked his head a moment before moving into Barry’s embrace, wrapping thin arms around his roommate’s middle and squeezing, leaning down enough to rest his cheek against Barry’s shoulder. “Let’s not talk about scary shit for a while?”

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���Cardigan Welsh Corgi, he’s ADORABLE! With his silly little legs, and his stupidly big ears.”

“You did what?!” - @blackmagicandkittycats

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“I adopted a dog.”

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When tumblr recommends one of your own blogs to you.

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“You did what?!” - @blackmagicandkittycats

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“I adopted a dog.”

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Somebody Screwed Up Starters

“Care to explain yourself?”

“What were you thinking?!”

“I cannot believe you!”

“You made a big mistake.”

“I’ll never forgive you for this.”

“You are grounded for a month!”

“I wish I could say I was surprised.”

“I should have seen this coming.”

“I trusted you.”

“I thought you were better than that.”

“Why should I give you another chance?”

“You did what?!”

“I thought you learned your lesson last time.”

“You’ve really screwed up this time.”

“Don’t even bother saying you’re sorry.”

“You can’t talk your way out of this one.”

“Yes, I still love you.”

“We’ll move past this. Somehow.”

“You’re going to spend the rest of your life making this up to me.”

“I think you owe somebody an apology.”

“Someday we’ll look back on this and laugh.”

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Barry gave a soft chuckle at the older, arms spreading apart. “AW. I’m sorry, buddy. C’mhere!”

“Bar-ry, stop! I do not like this game anymore, man. I really don’t. Jesus, I’ve got fuckin’ goosebumps, man!”

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“Like-- Why do they do that? Why do the eyes move along? What if they’re ACTUALLY watching us, and we just think it’s a silly thing they do because they were painted like that?”

“Why would you- Barry, that shit- That’s not cool, man! Now I’m all freaked out. You better be prepared for after nightmare cuddles tonight…”