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having the minions talks some weird mix of spanish, english and gibberish instead of just making them speak esperanto is actually the biggest flaw of the despicable me franchise

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🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

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me reviewing my notes: yes of course

My collection

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Franco in the new Actron commercial

"Do you know why I choose the new Actron Rápida Acción? because it relieves pain twice as fast and that's the most important thing... time, every second and every improvement counts, when a pain holds you back you have what it takes to relieve it, Actron Rápida Acción new formula relieves twice as fast. beat the pain and reclaim your time"

He also said that this is the only solution for the headaches he gives us

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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called game 27😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

juice: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear it makes sense

my buddy, nine, pacing: how did an NFL game end up like this

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whatever. go my juice

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A dear Abby letter for my school, please help me out! My teacher literally suggested it! Give me the advice you would give! Thanks!

Dear Abby,

I can't seem to do anything right these days. I just got expelled from school--and this has been the 3rd school l've been in during my years in high school. I decided to just leave school right away instead of waiting for winter vacation to officially start, and I'm currently hiding out for a few days in New York.

While my school problems are certainly bothering me a lot, I also seem to be very confused where girls are concerned. A girl I had a crush on for years just went out with my roommate who is a very sexy bastard, and I felt that something may have happened between them. I just can't seem to get it together with her.

Then I was in this club with these three girls, and they treated me awful-they were ignoring everything I said and then let me pick up the check for all three of them!

Girls really drive me crazy. Abby, what can I do to start solving some of my problems with girls and school?

Signed.

ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO

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reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

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Gay people literally only like sports when they're numbers hello blaseball Jon Bois

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new bois

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getting so fucking horny when i get called a princess during the t4t roleplay session but also shaking my head as i do so in order to stay true to my marxist principals.

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hes not allowed to fix the door because thats their 1 (one) safety feature

Due to Park budget restrictions, Lamb has tasked River with fulfilling a number of odd jobs around Slough House.