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【MARI】❝'Sup mortals!! Happy gay!!!!!!!!!!!❞

Happy Pride Month!

(Hey, kr0wns.exe not being late for once!)

Happy Pride Month from kr0wns.exe and the characters of La Divina Tragedia!

It should be no news that let alone WhYsoln, all of kr0wns.exe is super gay!! We all hope you have a wonderful time this month and everyday in general!

Wait, what do you mean there’s two characters you’ve never seen before in this art? Hehe, you’ll see who they are… In fact, get ready for big news in both the story and art alike!

We also have an official statement from our self-proclaimed resident heterosexual, Mr. Dante Millionlight! Come, good sir, and give us your words of wisdom, indeed!!

Oh, I see! Such a great speech, Mr. Dante!! I’m sure this whole straight man thing of yours will age very well and never change at all!!

With that said, we again wish you a wonderful Pride Month!! 

Thank you for reading thus far and have a nice day!!

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【MARI】❝I hate Marv! 💛❞

Sweeter than a Candy Apple...?

February 14th is Valentine’s Day on Earth, isn’t it? Well, what better way to celebrate than with an exclusive photo of the Gods’ College’s happiest couple, Marveil and Delion?

【GEM】❝*COUGH* I, uh, have many ideas on what could be considered better, Mx. Kura.❞

Such as, Sir Gem?

【GEM】❝Such as… Nothing, never mind. I think I’ll go chuck rocks at giant lizards in my backyard.❞

🍎

【MARV】❝Ahahaaaaa!! Love is in the air, isn’t it, Delion… My princess! Oh, and on such a wonderful day, your beauty shines even brighter than that of the Gods above, honey!❞

【DEL】❝No, Mar, my prince! That’s simply not true…❞

【MARV】❝Oho? Why would I ever lie to you, my dearest?❞

【DEL】❝Because you’re one of those Gods, and there’s no way anything can ever be more beautiful than you!❞

【MARV】❝Ah, Delion, you truly are special. There’s so much pure love in your heart, it pains me so to think you might accidentally direct it to someone undeserving of it. Truly, I am so grateful to destiny and fate for bringing me to you. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love!❞

【DEL】❝Eh? Valentine’s… Day? I don’t think that exists yet, Mar.❞

【MARV】❝Hmm? Oh, you are right as always, princess. As of me speaking, it’ll be about 5 billion years until humanity creates the holiday on Earth.❞

Marveil has accidentally revealed important lore.

【DEL】❝Huh… How do both I and you know about it in this post, then?❞

【MARV】❝That, my dear, is a mystery. Just like my still being alive while your brother and Glenn are staring at us from behind that hedge with murderous intent.❞

【DEL】❝HUH?!❞

【GEM】❝Why candy apples… WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE CANDY APPLES?!!❞

【DANTE】❝AWAY FROM MY BROTHER, YOU INSECT–!!❞

【MARV】❝As you can see, I must immediately take my leave, honey! But, fear not, I shall be back for you!! I love you, Delion!! Farewell, now!❞

【DEL】❝Oh… Oh no… WAAAHH!! Ambulanceeeeeeee!!���

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【MARI】❝MWEHEHEHEHEHE!! LIFE IS GOOOOOOODDDD!!❞

the evilest BOO!!

mari from kr0wns.exe, mare, mary and mars from dreamless project by kurangi and marveil from dante millionlights la divina tragedia are here to spook you as a halloween special post!!

【MARI】❝MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am SO evil, the DrePro gang chose to cosplay MEEEEE on this terrifying holidayyyy!! Marveil over here dressed up as Mary instead, an outfit so scary even HE is crying!! Out of pity, I dressed up as him!!❞

【MARI】❝Wish y’all a fun Halloween, my dear villains!! Stay evil!!❞

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the evilest BOO!!

mari from kr0wns.exe, mare, mary and mars from dreamless project by kurangi and marveil from dante millionlights la divina tragedia are here to spook you as a halloween special post!!

【MARI】❝MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am SO evil, the DrePro gang chose to cosplay MEEEEE on this terrifying holidayyyy!! Marveil over here dressed up as Mary instead, an outfit so scary even HE is crying!! Out of pity, I dressed up as him!!❞

【MARI】❝Wish y’all a fun Halloween, my dear villains!! Stay evil!!❞

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this is late. but that never stopped me before

as scorching hot as a black burnt toast.

check out the extremely malicious mari show here!!

also thats tomato sauce

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'Sup mortals! I am the villain of villains, embodiment of evilness, purest form of evil Lord Mari Krowns and this is my extremely evil post!

Which is long, so do get ready if you want to see what this is about!

Even though I am the lord of death and despair, I have a creator, Kura Krowns, who coincidentally "owns" this blog.

As you clowns definitely didn't know before, I live here in the kr0wns.exe multiverse, which is a completely black void filled with shiny stars and planets. 

I have a very evil, completely gray and black house that's mercilessly floating in space along with all the other worlds. From my evilly-placed windows, I can cruelly see Dreamless and Ambrosial very well, along with a lot of other planets.

Because of my very dangerous evil nature, my creator, Kura Krowns, gladly banished me from every other world in the kr0wns.exe multiverse. I am clearly too dangerous to be allowed near those weak-ass, pathetic worlds. I have nothing but my house now. 

I have been dubbed a villain without a plot by everyone in the multiverse, as I was never given a story with a hero to fight with my destructive powers. 

All in all, I carry out my extremely malicious daily routine in my extremely malicious gray and black house in space in which I extremely maliciously live alone. 

Said extremely malicious daily routine includes extremely maliciously eating bland toast every morning.

As I speak, I am actually extremely maliciously cooking my bland toast in my extremely malicious toaster.

Why bland, you may ask. That's simply due the fact I extremely maliciously lack money in my household, so I can't afford anything but extremely maliciously bland toast.

Being an extremely malicious villain without a plot isn't an extremely maliciously useful job, since by lack of a world to extremely maliciously torture, I am rendered extremely maliciously unable to gain money in extremely malicious ways. 

This has been an extremely malicious worry I've been having recently. I'm growingly extremely maliciously increasingly broke, and I'm extremely maliciously unwilling to commit tax evasion, which means, as of late, I've been extremely maliciously thinking of getting a better, evil job instead of staying as a villain without a plot.

Either way, I am evil.

I am the purest form of evil.

All the walls and floors in my house are black, and all my furniture is gray, and all my appliances, which means only my toaster, are… neon yellow. The only things I have in my closet are my main outfit, and six replicas OF my main outfit, SO one for each day of the week. That's the extremely malicious reason why I'm always dressed the same.

Isn't that ultimate proof of how cruel and merciless I am?

I evilly live out my evil days on my own, in my evil-looking house in space, doing nothing but being evil. That's evil, isn't it?

Mwehehehe… MWEHEHEHEHEH!! I know, I know you agree~!

…

Oh, SHIT!

By extremely maliciously having an evil monologue, I've accidentally burnt my toast and now it's completely black! NO! This's the seventh time this week… and it's only monday…!

Well…

Isn't burning my toast until it's completely black also an extremely malicious act of evil? Burning my toast beyond edibleness completely defeats the purpose of the entire existence of bread, which is food and meant to be eaten.

Robbing this piece of food of its edibleness is the most cruel thing I could possibly do to it-- YEHEHEHEEES! I AM SO EVIL!!

AHAHAHAH… MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!

So, I evilly sit down on my only gray chair, in front of my only gray table, and start eating my completely inedible, black, bland toast.

Why only, you may ask.

I don't have much furniture at all. My house is nearly completely empty.

But that just means you'll see the black floors and black walls more easily. I'll have you know, I spent most of my money buying the darkest black paint in the worlds and painted them with it, which is-

*SLAM*

…

…

…

I was saying, which is Soyin's censor paint. I evilly bought it in Dreamless before being banished.

Why *SLAM*, you may ask. Well, well, well~, it's because it seems someone has just broken into my house.

【MARI】❝...❞

Being evilly busy eating my inedible toast, I silently stare at the intruder.

Why, they look exactly like me!!

There's a person standing at my entrance door after having kicked it open, and they look like a carbon copy of me!

They have the same evil appearance as me, down to my extremely malicious main outfit and intricately merciless hairstyle, and my exaggeratedly cruel purple eyebags below my threateningly neon yellow eyes!

What in the multiverse is this…?!

【MARI】❝...❞

I menacingly take a bite out of my black bland toast, without breaking eye contact.

【?MARI?】❝...❞

My oh my, they stare at me in silence as well.

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...Uhh--❞

【?MARI?】❝Uh, well… See… I… I--❞

【MARI】❝Uhhh...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...I am a Lunate… A shapeshifting monster from the world of Dreamless… And I had come here to steal your treasure...❞

【MARI】❝...You HAD…?❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

The impostor awkwardly looks at me.

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...Uhh… My… My treasure…? You want my treasure…?❞

【?MARI?】❝...I… heard you have a treasure.❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...Was I mistaken-❞

【MARI】❝...If you, uh, if you want… I can give you… A bite of my… black bland toast.❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

I extremely maliciously rip off a piece of my black bland toast and evilly offer it to the intruder. They, however, simply stand at my front door, still awkwardly staring at me.

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

The impostor, standing still, looks around my completely black living room.

They look at my only gray table, at the neon yellow toaster on top of it, at my only gray chair, at the inedible bland toast in my hands, and finally realize those are the only things I have in my completely black living room.

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...You… You live like this?❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...I… spent all my money on Dreamlese pure black paint… and… my plan was to get more cash… working as an evil antagonist...❞

I crunch on my black toast as I speak.

【MARI】❝...But since I don't have a plot… it's hard to continue my villain job properly… so I haven't gained a single coin in the past billion of years. Thus, the only furniture I could afford is what you can see...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...Now, if I could slaughter some heroes, spread some evil in the galaxy, and make planets explode into evil shiny fireworks, things would be different… But I am so inherently merciless, that I've been banished by the creator of the kr0wns.exe multiverse, Kura Krowns themself, and now I'm not allowed near a single world.❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

...Awkward silence ensues, and I finish eating my inedible toast.

The impostor stares at me, and I stare back at them for several minutes.

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【?MARI?】❝...So… uh...❞

【MARI】❝…?❞

【?MARI?】❝...That's fucking depressing, mate.❞

【MARI】❝…!!❞

I audibly gasp, my shock so intense that I jump off my only chair and slam my hands on the table.

Is that PITY I hear?!

【?MARI?】❝I'm gonna be honest, you're pitiful, Miss Mari. I feel bad for you.❞

THAT'S PITY I HEAR!

【?MARI?】❝I had made it my mission to steal from very evil, very rich people who abuse their power to hurt others around the multiverse. I shapeshift into them and break into their evil hideouts. But it seems I picked the wrong villain today...❞

【MARI】❝!!!❞

Are they saying I'm a SUBPAR villain?!

【?MARI?】❝You aren't even a villain. You're a cosplayer who went broke by buying paint in order to look more evil.❞

THEY'RE SAYING I'M NOT EVEN A VILLAIN!!

【MARI】❝...ALRIGHT, YOU'VE SAID IT, YOU LITTLE SHIT--❞

I menacingly unplug my toaster, strongly grab it with both my hands, and approach the impostor with evil intent.

【MARI】❝CATCH THIS--❞

I am ready to hit it against their head, but the impostor takes something out of their pocket.

【?MARI?】❝Here, mate. You take these.❞

…

THEY HAND ME EXACTLY THIRTY GOLDEN DREAMLESE COINS!

That's exactly the price of a new, better toaster that automatically turns off instead of burning my bread, in Dreamlese online retail stores!

【MARI】❝...WHA--❞

The impostor stays still with their hand outstretched towards me.

I also stay still with my toaster in my hands, ready to hit it against their head.

AND hit it against their head I do, mercilessly throwing it at them with full evil power!!

【?MARI?】❝BWAAAAARGH!!❞

Attempting to dodge my extremely malicious toaster, the impostor jumps backwards, but ends up falling out of my entrance door, into outer space!!

In order not to get pulled away towards another world, they desperately cling onto the edges of my door with their hands!!

My toaster, however, flies away into the black void!!

The coins fall onto the floor!!

【MARI】❝MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! IF YOU THINK I AM TO PITY, YOU'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!!❞

【?MARI?】❝GAAAH!! I AM JUST TRYING TO--❞

【MARI】❝LEAVE MY LAIR, YOU WANNABE HERO-THIEF!! I AM A VILLAIN!! I AM THE PUREST FORM OF EVIL!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME BY SHOWING ME MERCY?!!❞

【?MARI?】❝YOU JUST THREW OUT YOUR ONLY GOOD APPLIANCE!! DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, TAKE MY MONEY AND GET YOURSELF A NEW JOB!!❞

【MARI】❝OFF WITH YOU, YOU SHITTY MAIN CHARACTER!! I, THE VILLAIN OF VILLAINS, AM N O T ABOUT TO LISTEN TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!❞

And with these last words, I mercilessly slam the entrance door shut, thus hitting the impostor's fingers!!

【MARI】❝MWEHEHEHEHEH… MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!❞

The impostor has no choice but to take their hands away and fall!!

And fall they do… And so does my head onto my hands.

…

I just threw out my only good appliance.

I drop to my knees and have an existential crisis.

My fucking toaster, floating in outer space. Who knows in what pathetic world it'll end up.

I have just been extremely malicious towards myself, I guess.

But that's what being a villain is...

Hurting everyone, even yourself.

Being the purest form of evil and destruction, wrecking everything your hands touch, spreading despair to everything and everyone… Even your own home.

Torturing every soul, including yours.

Being a villain is being horrible, no matter what…

So why do I still try so hard…? Why do I still--

WAIT.

THAT PERSON GAVE ME THIRTY COINS.

THEY DROPPED THEM ON MY FLOOR.

I CAN JUST BUY ANOTHER TOASTER.

I immediately snap out of my crisis and evilly grab the money that's been left at my feet.

I'm just gonna give these to my creator, Kura Krowns, and they'll buy me--

【KURA】❝bro what❞

【MARI】❝--YIIIKES!!❞

My creator, Kura Krowns, has just appeared right behind me!!

They look up at me in disappointment.

Since they’re 54 centimeters smaller than me, I squat to look them in the eye.

【KURA】❝are you seriously okay spending so much money to buy a new toaster because you threw yours into outer space❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【KURA】❝you probably arent gonna get another chance like this since i cant be assed to give you a plot too yknow❞

...I'm being lectured by a baby-sized writer!!

【MARI】❝...❞

【KURA】❝look im sorry you took me making you a villain so seriously❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【KURA】❝its time for you to do something actually useful to society and get a job like the thief told you to❞

【MARI】❝...But Kura--❞

【KURA】❝fortunately i have the perfect job for you and im willing to pay you over it❞

…

【MARI】❝...WAIT, REALLY?!!❞

Kura nods.

【KURA】❝so kr0wns.exe is doing pretty badly and i think you know that. i am also doing pretty badly and have a hard time running everything here and you know that too.❞

【MARI】❝...Well, yeah...❞

【KURA】❝thats why im asking you……. do you wanna help❞

【MARI】❝Help how?❞

【KURA】❝for starters you could run the twitter and discord accounts❞

【MARI】❝...❞

【KURA】❝...❞

【MARI】❝...WOAH!! I GET TO EVILLY TAKE OVER TWO WEBSITES AND SPREAD MY MALICE THERE?!❞

【KURA】❝yes indeed❞

【MARI】❝MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YES!! THAT'S PERFECT!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!❞

I very very evilly laugh in anticipation!!

【KURA】❝annnnd…….❞

But there seems to be more!!

【MARI】❝Annnnddd?!!❞

I look at the short emo with shiny eyes.

【KURA】❝….youre gonna have ur own series!!❞

…

…

…

…

…

【MARI】❝...EEEEEHHHHH?!!!!!!!❞

【KURA】❝u heard me right. ur gonna have--❞

Unable to contain my excitement… No, I mean, EVIL impulses, I slam my entrance door open, and look into the immense black void that spreads out in front of me!

So many shining stars, so many planets in front of my eyes… Heck, there's even something neon yellow floating in the very far distance! Oh, that's my toaster. THERE'S THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE IN FRONT OF ME!!

And proudly, I proclaim:

【MARI】❝PAY ATTENTION, PATHETIC KR0WNS.EXE MULTIVERSE!! STARTING FROM TODAY I, VILLAIN OF VILLAINS, DESTROYER OF LIVES AND WORLDS, KILLER OF UNIVERSES, LORD OF DEATH AND DESPAIR, PUREST FORM OF EVIL… FROM TODAY, IIIIIIII, IIIIIIIIIIIIII, I,,,,,, WILL HAAAVE A PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT---!!!!!!!!!!!!❞

MY VOICE RINGS THROUGHOUT OUTER SPAAACEEEEEE!!!!!

【MARI】❝MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA--❞

【KURA】❝...bro when did i say its gonna have a plot❞

【MARI】❝what❞

【KURA】❝its gonna be the lowest budget slice of life ever made in the entirety of earth bro. i gotta cut costs, i have other series to write.❞

【MARI】❝...But your other series have no budget.❞

【KURA】❝by budget i mean my time bro i still go to school❞

【MARI】❝   ❞

【KURA】❝   ❞

【MARI】❝   ❞

【KURA】❝   ❞

【MARI】❝So wait--❞

【KURA】❝its just gonna be cheap shots of you living your evil life in order to hopefully market my two better series more❞

【MARI】❝   ❞

【KURA】❝   ❞

【MARI】❝   ❞

【KURA】❝the most youre gonna do is meet my other characters and interview them for that sweet sweet promotional content❞

【MARI】❝   ❞

【KURA】❝   ❞

【MARI】❝   ❞

I drop to my knees and have an existential crisis.

My only fucking chance to have a plot, my only dreams, have been shattered before even having a chance to begin.

My own creator and writer has been extremely malicious towards me, a villain without a plot.

But that's what being someone's character is...

I know I have so much potential.

Kura made me to be their mascot. The face of their brand. They made me as a perfect combination of all their favorite things in character design.

Kura put so much love and care into me, they made me an unnecessarily detailed reference sheet and even drew me in their first ever animation.

But since they refuse to give me a plot, I have to comply.

Being a character is being horrible, no matter what…

So why do I still try so hard…? Why do I still--

WAIT.

KURA SAID I CAN MEET OTHER CHARACTERS, DIDN'T THEY?

[ Cue epic, black and white flashback ]

【PAST KURA】❝the most youre gonna do is meet my other characters and interview them for that sweet sweet promotional content❞

[ End epic, black and white flashback ]

THAT MEANS…

THAT MEANS MY COMPLETE ISOLATION AND BANISHMENT IN THIS SHITTY BLACK AND GRAY HOUSE WITH NEARLY NO FURNITURE IS FINALLY OVER!

BY MEETING KURA'S OTHER CHARACTERS, I HAVE A REAL SHOT…

...AT EVILLY RUINING THEIR LIVES!!

I immediately snap out of my crisis and get back up.

My creator, Kura Krowns, has been looking at me in disappointment this whole time.

【MARI】❝MWEH!! MWEHEHEHEHEHE!!❞

【KURA】❝   ❞

【MARI】❝ALRIGHT, CHARACTER DESIGN-GIVER, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER!!❞

【KURA】❝dude im the one whos writing this, i know what youre planning because i chose it❞

【MARI】❝   ❞

【KURA】❝...❞

【MARI】❝WELL, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!! I'M GONNA HAVE A BLAST!! MUAHAHAH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!❞

【KURA】❝   ❞

【KURA】❝okay❞

✨💀✨

【KURA】❝so this is the very stylish announcement post …….or prologue …. . or whatever for maris so called series, for lack of a better word tho.

this series is gonna be called--❞

【MARI】❝KR0WNS.EXE PRESENTS: THE EXTREMELY MALICIOUS MARI SHOW!!❞

【KURA】❝.....or lamely shortened as "marishow"❞

【MARI】❝MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!❞

【KURA】❝its gonna be a whole bunch of nothing.

youre gonna get slice of life mari oneshots whenever i feel like it. theyre gonna have no plot whatsoever.

mari is either gonna do extremely malicious evil acts like burning a toast ORRR meet characters from my other series and interview them because thats what ill be paying her to do.

generally, shes either gonna do random shit, or ask characters relevant questions regarding whats currently happening in their own series.

as a disclaimer, the mari show takes place a fuckton of time AFTER both drepro and whysoln.

which means mari will meet these characters AFTER theyve already had their plot end.

the things shes gonna ask will be shit like "so dude how did you feel when you were doing this"

this will give you a chance to see new sides of these characters since the plot is already over and theyve gone through lots of shit i wont spoil

so youll get to see wholesome acerithys content and wonder how the fuck he got to this point.

thatll keep you speculating for a few years.

thats pretty much it.

everything related to this will be posted here on kr0wnsdotexe

ill also reshare relevant interviews with relevant characters on the drepro and whysoln blogs.

itll be a lot of fun to work on

that said i hope you enjoyed mari being evil

wonder who the impostor was?

youre gonna have to wait for that and speculate.

ok see you then kura out❞

【MARI】❝Heheheh…. Mwehehehehehheee… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!❞

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mari but ANIMATED™ whoaaaaaa

okay so this is pretty much my first ever animation and im amazed at how well it came out. 👀 

it was a new experience and im rly proud of it >v< love mari ✨✨✨

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Birthday! // Antam&Rikka

July 20th is both Antam and Rikka’s birthday! In a far off multiverse, they say it is known as World Lollipop Day - A perfect date for Antam and Rikka, both of which love this kind of sweet!

To celebrate, Nebula made some cherry-flavored lollipops… They gave them out to Antam, Rikka, and a certain cherry-loving girl from another world!

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【AN】❝BIG THANKSSS to Nebby for the amazing sweets!! Love ya SOOOO much!! And also EVEN BIGGER THANKSSSSS to everyone reading this post!! I wish you all a great Lollipop Day!! Hope everyone enjoys it as much as me right now!! Y’all deserve the best!!❞

【RIKKA】❝Your… “Highness”, it is my duty to inform you that it’s your birthday and other people are supposed to wish you well… rather than the opposite.❞

【AN】❝WH- HUH!! WHAT’S THIS MAD SCIENTIST DOING HERE IN MY POST?!❞

Antam has a severe case of sciencephobia.

【RIKKA】❝Unfortunately, I happen to share a birthday with the likes of you, so we’re meant to celebrate together. That is the exact reason why we’re wearing each other’s clothes.❞

【AN】❝We’re wearing– WHAT!! IT’S TRUE!! YOU’RE WEARING MY OUTFIT!❞

【RIKKA】❝You only just noticed?❞

【AN】❝I AM WEARING A LABCOAT!! NO!! NO!! NO!! GAAAAAHHH!!❞

Antam storms out of the… post.

【RIKKA】❝Sigh… It’s going to be a loooooong daaaay.❞

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evil ITSELF!

she is mari, she is the lord of death and darkness, the incarnation of evilness, and out for blood!

(also completely harmless.)

i love her

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Birthday! // Gea

July 16th is Gea (Gladys Elaine Agnes)’s birthday! In our universe, it is known as World Cherry Day - A perfect date for our local cherry-loving aspiring Goddess!

To celebrate, someone made Gea some cherry-flavored lollipops… For the birthday of another character who really loves sweets is coming up in no more than a few days!

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【GEA】❝I’d really like to thank Mx. Nebula and Miss Hanako for the sweets they made me! I couldn’t be thankful enough! And I’d like to thank Sir Antam for buying the ingredients for them! It was such a big surprise! I’m so, so, so grateful for both of them!! I’m very lucky to know them and be friends with them… Even if they come from another universe! Sir Antam’s birthday is on July 20th and I wish him the best day already!!❞

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info !!

kura here currently writing this for reasons beyond your understanding because it needed to be done at some point.

hellu hellu and welcome to THE™ kr0wns.exe about post !!

kr0wns.exe is a multiverse composed of several series created by yours truly noblefish kura and my steampunk partner angi !!

these series are passion projects that we worked on as a collab, making the stories, plots, characters and art AAAALLL together !!

hopefully youll enjoy them as much as i do !!

in kr0wns.exe youll find:

dante millionlight’s la divina tragedia (@whysolnnovel)

dreamless project (@drepronovel)

god-for-nothing’s codename: catastrophe (upcoming)

the extremely malicious mari show!! (here)

below youll find a short infodump of all of them !!

you can find kr0wns.exe on:

tumblr (....here, and the sites linked literally just above HSHSHSHS) (which is the main MAIN thing)

discord (which is the second most main thing) (check it out for literally all news !!)

twitter (which is kinda useless)

instagram (which is even more useless)

we consider the tumblr accounts the official sites of kr0wns.exe and its universe (by the way please look at them from a browser, our coder [and admin on the discord server] will cry if you dont Witness her web design). while the discord server is our official community and the place where we always put all the newest info !! (it is Paramount that you join it, because kr0wns.exe updates arent scheduled. the only way youll have of knowing them is Through It)

yours truly noblefish kura shall now attempt their best to introduce you to all projects and the current state of them !!

Dante Millionlight's La Divina Tragedia

...or whysoln novel for short ! (found at @whysolnnovel​ ; the series is ongoing) la divina tragedia is a definitely not blasphemous at all slice-of-life comedy about the Prestigious™ gods college of ambrosial.

in which a group of 9 teenagers (including the titular dante millionlight) go to a big school to learn how to become deities and create their own worlds. heck, some of these worlds are ones you might even know personally... (hint hint nudge nudge stab stab)

the main focus of whysoln lies in its cast of charming characters that definitely would have gotten all of us exiled a few centuries ago. (including but not limited to god, satan, the only straight character here who somehow got mistaken for jesus, zeux because thats how its really written, the other satan, and MUCH more !!)

follow THEM as they make friends and take part in various shenanigans in this very heartwarming and chill funny story.

that is, until they learn there have been Some Murders in their very own school.....!! who and why could do such a thing, and will our main cast be truly okay ?!

but ofc im not telling you. for the rest, go read it yourself >V<

Dreamless Project

...or drepro novel for short ! (found at @drepronovel​ ; the series is on hiatus) dreamless project is a long ass dark fantasy & psychological horror series with lots of gods, devils, rainbow aesthetics, royalty shenanigans, hell, even a steampunk army and..... a sadistic murder god villain ?!

it has been in the works since 2016 and is currently undergoing a massive reboot. i dont know when it will be back, but it definitely will be !!

follow about 20 characters as they try to defy fate once and for all... and learn that no matter how grim their past was, its never too late to change and become a good person.

until then, do look forward to lots of light, darkness, time loops, suffering and found family adventures !!

God-For-Nothing’s Codename: Catastrophe

...or godfornovel / GFN for short ! (the series is upcoming)

codename: catastrophe is an upcoming story set in a world that just so happens to be both post and pre-apocalyptic called eskhatos.

judgement day draws near... and a young 13 year old boy with a loving family and no memories of his past sets off on a big journey to find out who he truly is, never to look back again. eventually, he will learn that no matter what, every life is a miracle worth living. also oranges are tasty.

the series is in its very early phase and wont be coming for a while. join the official kr0wns.exe discord to get all them cool ass updates !!

The EXTREMELY MALICIOUS Mari Show!!

...or marishow for short ! (found here !!)

the mari show is a miscellaneous series following VILLAIN OF VILLAINS, EMBODIMENT OF EVILNESS, PUREST FORM OF EVIL LORD MARI KROWNS (thats her full name) as she interviews characters from the other series.

its basically our genius way of offering you more content of them.

lord mari also just so happens to be our extremely malicious mascot character !! SHE runs the discord server and SHE will deliver most information both on this site and the server from now on. to learn more about her, check her bio here !!

and that is All.

i hope you enjoyed this not-so-deep dive which took me from 16.58 to 19.35 to write !! also, check my (kura) and angi’s carrds !!

i hope you enjoy kr0wns.exe and please sleep for 8 hours every night or ill be sad. thankyou for reading >V<

yours truly, local emo prince, noblefish kura krowns