kpopxhoe
Namjoon’s Hype Women
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Y’all already know what’s going down 😤 Bitch I love that stiff hoe Namjohn 🤧Lurk around and read my trash smut/imagines below. Peep my memes too. If you’re a hating ass babosa we 🚀 Enjoy y’all 😊
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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PLS
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reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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K-Pop mafia AUs are my guilty pleasure and I don’t care if I’m judged
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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THE WAY I EMBARRASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH AT MY PARTY. IM SO SICKSNSBSHE WHY CANT I TALK TO HIM WITHOUT PANICKING
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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It’s that time of the year again y’all 😔
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I’m becoming a meme account now. Y’all can still read my trash imagines though
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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summer glow up
1. sleep well. everything begins here. you’ll look better, you’ll feel better and you’ll function better.
2. make exercising and stretching a daily ritual. not just for the sake of getting a hotter body but also to feel better and have a stronger body so that you are better prepared  to handle the obstacles that you might face. take a karate lesson, do yoga or run.
3.nourish your body with fresh foods. freshly picked fruits and vegetabled, lots of water.
4.create a skincare routine and follow it religiously. it doesn’t have to be fancy. rose water, honey, clay and oils.
5.protect your self from the sun. wear spf and cover up when you need to. it’s harmful for the health and the skin.
6.swim in the sea. the salt water does wonders for the skin.
7.love your hair and protect it. try to limit heat styling, apply masks, oil your roots and massage your scalp. use apricot oil, castor oil, jojoba oil.
8.take a break from life. watch the films you’ve had on yur watchlist forever, read the books you’ve always wanted to, play the sims…it’s very important to make time for leisure.
9.drink berry smoothies
10.take cold baths with green tea and rose petals
11. soak your feet in vinegar.
12.clean your space naturally. use vinegar with water and essential oils or buy natural cleaning products. its better than those toxic chemicals that harm your skin, hormones and lungs.
13.cutt off toxic people. start over, begin a new chapter in your life with people who only appreciate, love and support you. fake friends and two faced familt members are not to be tolerated ever again.
14. organize your life. start a bullet journal, habit tracker, planner.
15.be clear about your goals and put all the effort you have in fulfilling them.
16. take your pleasures seriously. indulge, enjoy,be wild every now and then.
17. always do what you love  
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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Oh my hobi. Be happy girly. Take it as a sign as it wasn’t meant to be. There are so many other colleges and universities that are out there. Don’t let this bring you down or settle for less. Continue to have a growth mindset and work harder. You’ll find the perfect university for you. Just be HaPpY my...J HOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPE
my nAMJOHN thank you so much for this daksk i really appreciate it and just everything you do, i’m happy to call you my best friend love you mochi 😫💕
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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Y'll have no idea how hard I fell in love with Jake Gyllenhaal.
I mean, LOOK AT THAT SWEET BOY MY GOD
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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he’s so handsome 😭
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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Would y’all trust a Craigslist roommate
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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Y’all I need some advice on tips for hair growth. I had virgin hair and decided to bleach it twice with a week between because I really wanted to dye my hair an ash blonde ,,,, my hair hated that. It use to be to my hips and now it’s to my lower back. My hair has thinned out so much. Like did I really deserve this. I need a miracle rip pls help
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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i love cats
you have long cat (serval)
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ear cat (sand cat)
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small evil cat (black footed cat)
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spherical cat (pallas cat)
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cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)
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very round cat (leopardus guigna)
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water cat (fishing cat)
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cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)
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grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)
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and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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We’re going to work and gym on no sleep. luv that for us. When I tell y’all I wanna die and go back up my mommas p*ssy for a redo. Eye-
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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Oof a hoe mood. He’s my daddy
Jake Gyllenhaal... we luv he
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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Aight but y’all ,,,, DID ANYONE EVER EXPECT THIS?? HE REALLY SNAPPED. STAN THIS BITCH ASS YEEHAW NAMJOON 🤠
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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Y’all I’ve been dieting and trying lose weight... she’s really out here trying to have that positive and healthy lifestyle y’all 🤪 pero ... why .... can’t .... I .... lose .... this .... fatass stomach faster and wHY CANT MY FACE GET SKINNIER ALREADY LIKE ???? I’m in need some good brujeria magic and spells shit asap cause a bitch just trying to look good 🥺
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kpopxhoe · 5 years ago
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Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.
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