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When ya girl bout to pull a titty out...but she was just adjusting

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Mag and yoong chapter 2 "here ya go"

Yoongi POV:

Sometimes I wonder if I’m just prone to these kind of things…like honestly. I look up and see nothing because she has fallen onto my face. Her lips are on my eye and I feel saliva dripping down to my nose. Instead of being pissed, I’m actually kind of amused… The feeling of her soft glistening scarlet pink lips resting on the top of my eyelid, makes me feel kind funny…oh fuck, SHIET NO NO NO GOD FUCK MY LIFE

°×°×°×°×° Maggie POV

I have trouble getting off of him. The smell of his hair is beautiful, and I can help but get anxious. Unrealizingly, I get up slowly and a string of my saliva comes off of his eyeball, and I scremn so loudly that the birds in the tree about a block away fly off. I quickly apologize…but to my surprise I look down and OH SHIT HE HAS A FUCKING BONEEE WHAT THEB ANCTUALLY FUCKIDY FUCK

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I take my shirt off his head and wipe his eyes. I’m so glad the bleeding stopped, otherwise I would think he had a concussion, probably still does, idk what a scab has to do with it. Anyways, I get up and dust my self off. I look back at him and his face is so red, probably because he got a boner and is embarrassed about it. I wonder why he got it, mmm maybe he wants this dick ….probably not but I’m hopn’.

He quickly gets up and makes a point to me that my glasses are missing. I forgot I even had any tbh. I look around and see my glasses under his foot, wow amazing. Kinda surprised at how chill I’ve become with my ultimate fucking bias, but ya now, I’m the sexy Sabina (Savage bean) so mmkay. Now he’s telling me that my finger is cut, oh shit the scab fucking broke..fuck.

“Oh I see American style.” He says out of no where. I realize he said it because it’s my middle finger.

°×°×°×°×° Yoongi pov:

I realized I said some pretty weird shit, but come on, “American style”, she has to laugh. She doesn’t.

I notice her face is kind of red, she looks like she’s really hurt.

“Don’t Tell me youre trying not to cry..” I say shaking my head.

She looks up and calms down kind of, but her face is still pretty red. I notice her cut is so fucking big wtf. I grab her arm, the left one I’m not stupid, and I take her to the apartment. I don’t tell her where I’m taking her but I kind of think she knows, only because she’s screaming, “NOOOO I CANT MEET THEM RIGHT NOW YOU KNOW I A FUCKING FAN SMEJJEUSUS CJRISTKFODO!”

“Don’t you think that you not bleeding to death is a little more important than your feelings right now? Who knows how deep that cut is…or if it’s infected.” I say slightly raising my voice.

While walking we stop by a water fountain, seems useful. I take her right hand under the faucet and turn on the water…or at least try. The water won’t turn on, I notice a sign on it saying “out of order.” I look at her and back to her hand, and see a huge red rash around the cut, and so I need to do something to stop the blood from eating her skin.

°×°×°×°×° Maggie’s pov:

He takes me by the hand.

“What are you doing???” I yell.

"Here you go," he says.

He proceeds to put his mouth right in between my pointer finger and my middle finger. I have never shut up so quickly in my entire life. He starts making sucking noises and I quickly move my hands away out of shock. He doesn’t say anything as his face is red as ever. I think that move was kind of stupid, I mean I know I don’t have STDs or anything but really??? Also his face is red as hell, he probably feels that way too. Either fucking way I can’t think of anything right now because MIN FUCKING YOONGI JUST LICKED MY HAND.

°×°×°×°×° Yoongi POV:

I look away as I lick my lips. Wait….why did I do that?? My face turns so red, I hope she didn’t see me licking my lips…

I look up and notice that I starts to rain and I rush over to our apartment. I open the door but to my surprise no one is home.

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When she ride you like a scooter

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When ur 24 seconds into Netflix and chill and ya gurl pull a titty out

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mag and yoong

This is for my fuking Wife Maggie but if you want you can enjoy aswell…😒 Also this will use HARSH LANGAUGE if ur not into that then leave goodbye have nice day(+ - +) ALSO THE TIME IN THE STORY IS IN 2024 and yoongi is 24 not 31 don’t ask

Scremn= scream/ screaming

°×°×°×°×° Maggie POV:

Today was like any normal day. I wake up next to Bushushu (Bushura) my son/cat. She is so beautiful, she has mostly black fur, but her back left leg is almost all white, reaching her butt, except for the medium sized black dot on the middle of her leg. On her face the hair around her nose and under her jaw going towards her belly is all white. She always makes me smile with her less pigmented lime green eyes. I look at my Bushushu and scremn (inside joke), because she puts her paw on my face…I can’t help myself, my heart is just scremn now. She starts meowing pretty loudly, meaning she wants to leave, and I have to do the right thing by letting her out, mostly because it’s annoying af, but I still want her by my side.

“Bye my son,” I say sofly, so softly that it hurts.

I sit back on my bed, it’s somewhat cold and empty without my son. I plug in my head phones and lean back on my pillow after making my bed. The soft blue and white fabric reminds me of old times when I was younger, mostly not that good because of titty(twin brother), but it also reminded me of the time when I discovered BTS. That was in 2016 when BTS came out with their song fire🔥 lit af, but by then I was already a fan, but after that song I became a hard core army. I look at the ceiling and continue thinking about YOONGI AGUST D BOI FIRE RAP GOD, but suddenly FIRST LOVE comes on and I scremn so loudly my mom has to come in and ask if I’m okay. That song is the reason I’m going to an art school, and following my dreams, because my first love was and still is art. I would call my wife up but she’s still at the school unfortunately. I get up and jump out the window so I can walk to the park without having to maneuver myself around the house to go play basketball. I cut my middle finger on the side of the window because there was stick stuck there but it scabbed pretty quickly afterwards, so that’s nice. I walk around the neighborhood until I reach my destination, THE HOOP BRO ITS FINNA BE LIT GONNA PLUG IN MY HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO SELFISH BECAUSE IM SELFISH AND WANT TO FUCK THIS BALL IN THE ASS SO HARD THAT IT BOUNCES BACK FOR MORE. Anyways, I’m already at the basketball court and I already feel my adrenaline kicking in cause AGUST DADDY just came on (TONY FICKING MONTANA) and I’m ready to do this shit. I take off my hoodie and start dribbling, once through my legs, and then I spin, and slam dunk on that ass. Shit someone was right there, THEY HEAD IS VLEEDING OH YMKFKSFUCK!

°×°×°×°×° Yoongi POV:

Fuck why am I even doing this shit, how do you step on a Lego when you don’t own any?? For one, why are we staying at an apartment, for two, why in this crappy town. Good thing I brought my doggey she so cute, she make me heppey, so beautiful Holley. Jin told me that there is some kind of basketball court around here somewhere. I’ll just walk around until I find something. Okay fuck I forgot my basketball, oh someone’s already playing. Maybe they want to play with me? That’s not me though I don’t ask for that shit to nervous fuck. Okay why am I going to ask, why am I walking there?? Why fuck??(Because it’s your destiny)

“Hey can you stop, let’s pla–” I have been halted. I look up to see a horrified face, and once we make eye contact she falls backwards and lands on the concrete. She points at me and starts talking gibberish. I ask her in broken English, “Are you Army?” She says “yes(in korean)” and im like, “oh shit, you speak so good.” She gets up ans dusts herself off, and just stares at me. “Hello??”

“IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO LET ME GET YOU A BANDAGE IM SORRY I LOVE YOU.” okay her Korean is amazing af, thats fucking weird. I touch my head with my hand and theres blood. Thats fuckin cool af. She puts om her hoodie, zips it up, while keeping it on, she taked off her shirt and raps it around my head. I try to keep a straight face, but im blushing so hard right now for a fucking fan, this is weird.

°×°×°×°×° Maggie POV:

“So, what was it you wanted to ask me about?” I try to say as calm as possible without scremn.

“I wanted to play basketball since I forgot mine.” He says so unblatantly like he was telling a lie and is now admitting the truth. I say okay.

Im not losing to him, idc if hes Min fucking Yoongi the God of all, my daddy, I will win. I pretend like I’m going to turn and head straight for the basket, but I turn back and brake them ankles, except only i dont break his ankles. I slam straight into his chest making us both fall onto the ground, and I have fallen on to his face.