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because i was in a fun part of town with my dad i was set on having breakfast though all i wanted was a latte and a piece of cake or something. the coffeeshop i actually wanted to go to had construction going on next door that was so loud i felt awful for the poor baristas who still had to work and i pray they dont get hearing damage. ended up finding a cafe that i thought was supposed to be greek, but when we went inside it was confusingly german and turkish??? despite the place being called "kaffe olympus" with the sign in the kingdom hearts olympus coliseum font?? they had a ton of german beer but also a bunch of menu items called like "turkish breakfast" or something or other and my dad was like ok i have to know what a turkish breakfast is so he ordered it and it ended up being the most generic mediterranean breakfast that i have literally eaten at my yia-yia's house (cucumber, feta, tomato, pita, some olives, mystery cheese, cured meat, and honey) except the quality was not good and it came with the saddest salami ever that tasted like bologne and a piece of cheese that tasted like nothing so we couldnt even tell what kind of cheese it was. my latte was fine but the piece of tiramisu i had tasted like the case it had been in was too cold. the most memorable thing about that place was that they had das boot. i wanted to know if you get to keep the boot but i didnt find out.

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napped for way too long today... had interview early in the morning and woke up feeling like i got hit by a bus. maybe things are looking up though

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nothing beats bed time when the weather is cold

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth

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When you come out your shit is gone

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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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didnt even get to relax before work because when i was in the bathroom the smoke alarm started beeping and my dog freaked out and peed all over my room and i walked in and found him trying to shove himself under my bed. augh. not even at work yet and off to a bad start

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weirdly enough i found out more about this. there was apparently never any unlimited version of base set machamp, and machamp only came in the 2-player starter set deck and was never released in booster packs. so even unlimited runs of cards still had machamp printed with the 1st edition stamp. so either i had the theme deck, or someone traded the card to me but i dont remember it was way too long ago lol

needed to feel in control so this week i reorganized all of my pokemon cards in chronological order by set and got protective sleeves and toploaders and a special toploader binder for my more rare cards lol. the funny thing is i have sporadic cards from a random set that dont even make a full booster pack such as a singular first edition holographic machamp but no other first edition cards, and a singular base set 2 squirtle but no other base set 2 cards. what i think might have happened is when i moved houses in 2010 i got rid of a lot of duplicate cards and not realizing a difference between first edition and unlimited cards i gave away all the first edition duplicates of unlimited cards i already had. the non holographic ones aren't even worth that much so its just kind of funny, i couldn't have fuckin known at 14 years old

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

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do u guys remember one bad gloop and she do what i yoinky

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Just thought to myself "can't women have a bad time in fiction without rape being involved" which really shows you how much you're in the fucking trenches if you are both a horror fan and women fan

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the us needs to get on banning your workplace texting you on your day off.... please....