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clearing out the ar(t)chives pt 1—invicible fanart from may of last year that I never posted

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Potentially mildly controversial Psych take: I think the amount that Shawn uses a gun in canon is actually a pretty good amount. I think if he used one more it would be kinda boring. The way it is now it’s like, “oh shit! Shawn has a gun! Some shit is about to get real!”

Besides that I think Shawn actually having easy access to a gun wouldn’t be a great plan because he may be a fantastic shot but he is not a discerning shot.

That being said more fanfic should have him get the opportunity because I am pretty sure it would make Lassie want to jump his bones, like, immediately.

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Like Him

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trying to get through my geology lecture but i can't stop imagining a scene in psych where gus has a lot of knowledge on how to identify rocks and minerals and shawn can't stop giggling at the names for the identifying features. like cleavage?? luster?? hardness?? cmon

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Potentially mildly controversial Psych take: I think the amount that Shawn uses a gun in canon is actually a pretty good amount. I think if he used one more it would be kinda boring. The way it is now it’s like, “oh shit! Shawn has a gun! Some shit is about to get real!”

Besides that I think Shawn actually having easy access to a gun wouldn’t be a great plan because he may be a fantastic shot but he is not a discerning shot.

That being said more fanfic should have him get the opportunity because I am pretty sure it would make Lassie want to jump his bones, like, immediately.

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actually the most insane fucking thing shawn spencer ever did was chain his rick astley piñata that he hated to a rock and drop it to the bottom of a lake like a fucking mobster. i know im late for tuesday the 17th but what the hell was that man. he was like ten. what the fuck

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i was waiting until i had more psych art to post this along with but it never happened so here's the lassie i've been holding hostage

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Rip Carlton Lassiter you would’ve loved making extremely detailed builds in minecraft survival mode

Rip Burton Guster you would’ve loved building redstone machines in minecraft

Rip Shawn Spencer you would’ve loved rigging traps for your friends to fall into and robbing Gus’ chests in minecraft

Rip Juliet O’Hara you would’ve loved having a very efficient base with many types of farms in minecraft

Rip Henry Spencer you wouldn’t really enjoy minecraft and I think it might confuse you tbh

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masterpost of ALL my psych fanart EVER!!! (mostly 2022)

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IMAGE 1: psych fanart of shawn spencer holding a furby in his childhood bedroom, exclaiming, “dude! did you know i had a furby?!” on a red rotary phone.

IMAGE 2: shawn and gus sharing a pineapple drink. shawn is excited abt sharing it with gus while gus looks apprehensive/flustered about it.

IMAGE 3: gus showering, peeking an eye open as a question mark pops above his head. a shadow forms behind the curtain.

IMAGE 4: shawn pulling back the curtain and nonchalantly asking gus a question: “hey are we—stop screaming, it’s just me—are we out of cheetos?” gus shrieks and covers himself up.

IMAGE 5: shawn holding lassiter and gus’s heads in psychic concentration. annoyed, lassiter asks, “does he have to do this every time?” gus responds indifferently, “you get used to it.”

IMAGE 6: shawngus redrawn as twink boutta pounce meme. gus is infodumping about special interest #148, explaining what T-rexes used to sound like, while shawn looks at gus fondly, very much not listening.

IMSGE 7: shawn putting his fingers up to his temples, directing all of his energy at a floating slice of pizza. gus pretends to look shocked, holding the pizza up by a string behind his back. lassiter is taken aback, wondering, “how is he doing that?!”

IMAGE 8: headshot busts of lassiter looking annoyed, shawn and gus looking at each other with a knowing apprehension, and juliet looking serious. 

IMAGE 9: lassiter grabbing shawn by the collar and shoving a finger in his face, angrily saying, “now you listen here, spencer—“ shawn is distractedly looking down at his mouth and smiling like the cat who got the cream. a tiktok screenshot in the background reads: me instigating a fight becuase the guy was hot and i want him on me.

IMAGE 10: juliet, gus, and shawn redrawn as the powerpuff girls applebees comic meme. gus rambles about state capitals while shawn says exasperatedly, “stop talking about states.” juliet turns to gus and asks “do you wanna go to applebees?” gus responds, “sure, hang on,” then turns to point at shawn and says, “fuck you.” shawn crosses his arms petulantly.

IMAGE 11: various shawn doodles. the 1st looks unimpressed and says, “i could solve all of the unsolved mysteries myself. it’s not that hard.” the 2nd is a redraw of a screencap subtitled: [shawn meows]. the 3rd shawn has his hands up in unearned surrender, saying, “i’m staying out of this” while an arrow pointing at him reads: guy that started it. the 4th is a redraw of shawn covering his mouth in a laugh.

IMAGE 12: 2 shawn doodles. the 1st shawn walking in with a speech bubble of a textpost that reads: hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions. the 2nd shawn gestures to himself humble-braggingly with a speech bubble of a textpost that reads: talking about your feelings is SO important i won’t do it but you guys definitely should. an arrow points to him reading: local man w/ undiagnosed adhd + autism allegedly “proud of not having to go to therapy.”

IMAGE 13: 2 gus doodles. the 1st gus is leaning over as if to gossip and says, “heard about pluto? that’s pretty messed up.” an edited textpost above him reads: absolutely love it when gus goes “lately i’m obsessed with” and then says the most mundane thing ever. the 2nd gus points to a laptop agitatedly with a speech bubble of a textpost that reads: did it hurt? when i told you google it and i was right.

IMAGE 14: gus is obliviously typing on his laptop as shawn is staring at him in concentration with his fingers to his temples. brain wave doodles are sent in gus’s direction. shawn’s thought bubble is a textpost that reads: it’s so rude when someone doesn’t feel you yearning deeply for them… bestie how much more brain waves do i have to fire at you.

IMAGE 15: shawn is leaning on gus’s shoulder with an airy delight and says with a speech bubble of a textpost: love the way we finish each others sentences. it’s like we’re soulmates or the beastie boys. gus smiles at him fondly.

IMAGE 16: shawn and gus as furbys named shawnby & furgus. shawn is pineapple-themed with a pony bead necklace that says SIKE! gus is blue and purple with busines pinstripes and a purple-pink tie.

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“I asked chatgpt—”

well I know you know that I’m not telling the truth. and I know you know they just don’t have any proof. if you even care

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google docs load my 60k shawn gets framed for lassie’s murder (no one is actually dead tho) fic rn or im calling your mom

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One sad side effect of big box stores is that you just don’t get lifelong hyper fixation guy access like you used to.

Like yeah I can go to Menards and buy a door.

But it used to be I could go to the door store, and speak to a man whose sole passion in life was doors and who would talk about the history of door insulation patterns over the last 50 years without stopping to breathe.

That man is gonna find me the BEST door option for me.

Seriously my neighborhood had one of these. They were across the street from the lighting shop owned by the guy who could tell you the exact date, off the top of his head, that your property got electrical wiring based on your address.

Now these guys rarely get to own a shop, make a good living, and sell the very finest doors for decades. They’re relegated to Reddit posts which are informative but ultimately do not replace door guy having a door shop.

I don’t want to talk to some miserable, underpaid 20 year old who was in plumbing last week and in doors this week and doesn’t know a hammer from a hanger.

I want my door guy back.

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housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer