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"And what kind of food are you thinking of? I'm partial to some indian right now myself." She hummed noncommittally while she stretched her limber body. Currently she was wearing a pair of red shorts, which cut off right at midthigh and a white tank top. Casual clothes for the summer heat.
Covers eyes and blows a shit ton of smoke at her to cover their vision. "Guess who." @smoke-n-dragon-scales
@smoke-n-dragon-scales A small smile crept across her face as she decided to humor him. "Hmmmmmm. It's so hard with all this smoke. Surely it isn't Andy right? He is supposed to be at his agency right now, surely he wouldn't be playing hooky right now." She says in a teasing tone.
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"Then it looks like we'll be crossing paths tonight" she replies, a pleased pur evident in her voice. Her arms wrap lightly around his waist. "So what are you going to do before your shift now mr hero?"
Covers eyes and blows a shit ton of smoke at her to cover their vision. "Guess who." @smoke-n-dragon-scales
@smoke-n-dragon-scales A small smile crept across her face as she decided to humor him. "Hmmmmmm. It's so hard with all this smoke. Surely it isn't Andy right? He is supposed to be at his agency right now, surely he wouldn't be playing hooky right now." She says in a teasing tone.
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Covers eyes and blows a shit ton of smoke at her to cover their vision. "Guess who." @smoke-n-dragon-scales
@smoke-n-dragon-scales A small smile crept across her face as she decided to humor him. "Hmmmmmm. It's so hard with all this smoke. Surely it isn't Andy right? He is supposed to be at his agency right now, surely he wouldn't be playing hooky right now." She says in a teasing tone.
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To the tune of YMCA
Mothman!
Your a moth and a man
I said
MOTHMAN
Your a man whose a moth
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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short tall sentence starters
short
“stupid…!…jar..! come here already!”
“who the heck put that way up there? grr!”
“where is the stool…? oof! if only i was two centimeters taller!”
“i swear to god, if you are laughing at me because i can’t reach i will punch your face”
“are you…laughing at me? well, let you know that I’m closer to your bottom. be careful, jackass.”
“eek! p-p-please! don’t laugh at me!”
“is it bad that i want to chop people’s legs if they were taller than me?”
“Tsk…stupid tall guy/girl.”
“hey, hey, turn for a bit….yeah….and done. What? your back looks like a good table.”
“Hey! come down a bit. My neck hurts.”
“Don’t you dare bend to talk to me.”
“Oh my god! Are you okay? You hit your head hard…heh guess i wouldn’t know the feeling since i am…short.”
“HAHAHA! YOU HIT YOUR HEAD! ARE YOU BLIND?!”
“Aah…it feels great to see a tall person hit their head like that. Satisfying.”
“Damn..that must have hurt. Are you okay?”Â
“Hey! watch it! what are you? a raging bull? look where you are walking before you bump into people!”
“Ouch! I-I’m sorry..I was in the way. You probably didn’t see me…”
“Can you….get that for me? Please…?”
“Oh, oh! Can you help me? I was trying to get that over there.”
“….Listen, just pick that up and shut up.”
“Ughh just get it already!”
“Thank you for picking it for me!”
“Thanks, I guess…for reaching to pick that up.”
“Gah! shut up! thanks, okay? Happy? tall jerk.”
“Oh! I can get that! It is easy for me!”
“….are you asking me to crawl in there just because i’m short?”
“you did not call me just so i can be your santa little helper, did you?”
“Just because i am short does not mean i am not scared of closed places and dark ones! i cannot go in there!”
“Y-you gonna lift me up?! N-no, it is ok! i can see just fine!”
“Don’t you dare lift me up.”
“Can you lift me up? I am trying to pick up [item] from there.”
“Hey, lift me up! Quickly!”
“I was trying to reach for that–huh? lift me up?….sure. I think…”
“Whoa! The view is amazing here! I’m staying. Nope. I’m not going down.”
“P-please, put me down ….n-now.”
“Are you planning to keep holding me up for a long time?”
“Hey, tall handsome/beautiful~”
“Wow….so tall….”
“Tch…that height is not bad.”
“Care to switch heights?”
“It is my dream to be swept by a tall guy/girl like you~”
“i like it when I fit in your hug…”
“I-it’s creepy how you can …hold me like that.”
“This is my place. mine. I sit here. On your lap. I fit. No complains.”
Tall
“need help with that? i can pick it up for you.”
“let me reach and..here you go.”
“Hahaha, i’m sorry. you just looked so funny trying to reach for that.”
“Pft–sorry, sorry, i didn’t mean to laugh at you. your height problem is not a laughing matter.”
“I was not laughing at you, I was …uh, admiring your determination.”
“Yeah, right I was laughing! Are you an idiot? How can you reach with these baby legs?”
“Whoa! where did you come from?! i didn’t see you.”
“I’m sorry! I was not paying attention. I’m sorry again for bumping into you.”
“A-are you okay?! you fell from there! You could have asked for help.”
“–pft ahaha! you can’t even stand on a stool! Shorty!”
“hey, shorty, what are you doing?”
“Pipsqueak came, what’s up?”
“Here comes tiny. What are you up to?”
“Can i lift you? this way you can reach up.”
“Lift you…up? sure. i can do that.”
“E-eh? lift you up? i don’t think i have the strength but…i can try…”
“No way!! I will not lift you up!”
“What will you do for me if i lift you up, eh?”
“I may be tall but that does not mean im strong.”
“are you trying to…climb over my head?”
“Can you see? How about I hoist you up?”
“…..if you wish…i can…carry you on my shoulders…”
“Uh, can you get down already? my back hurts.”
“Someone likes it up there too much…”
“You are so going to give me a massage after this…”
“Hey, cuddleable.”
“You know what i like about you? I can use you as my armrest.”
“You are so adorable, small and huggable.”
“I’m glad I can wrap my arms around you.”
“Heh, you are adorable. Do you like it sitting on my lap like that?”
“You know, it is great that you are shorter. i can rest my chin on your head.”
“I could use you as a weight lift.”
“I could pick you with one arm for sure.”
“Hey, crawl in there. You fit in there, shorty.”
“Did you just…came out of that window? How..?”
“How old are you? W-what?! you are as old as me?! Impossible!”
“Huh..I figured you would be older than you look.”
“Do all short people look mad 24/7?”
“Why are you kicking my legs? I am not going to get shorter by that.”
“Ouch! oww…my head…stupid door frame!”
“Oof–! A-almost…bashed my head into a wall…”
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new ask game:
send me what type of mythical creature vibes i give off!
(unicorn, centaur, dragon, etc, or some other one i’ve never even heard of)
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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post
me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.
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“He could do only one thing at a time. If he held her, he couldn’t kiss her. If he kissed her, he couldn’t see her. If he saw her, he couldn’t feel her.” - Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things
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I want to see this, this sounds great
[Image Description: Tag reading “Alternate Universe - The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: What
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Look at this cute sea doggo, just wanna give its nose a little kiss
(source)
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Always active for me
Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
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Why have you trapped my relatives. Free them.
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Capsyn
Actually, yeah. I like it.
your creature name
first letter of your first name
last two letters of your last name
last 2 letters of your first name
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