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do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them

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Worst dog name, go.

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my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

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An ad for your deepest desires :)

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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

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i thought watching breaking bad would make this picture make more sense and it did not. who made yhis and why. why would you make huell a star

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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just trying to get my christmas shopping done man

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You should have reblogged that from me… ME…!

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yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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I bet biting cardboard feels good as hell if you're a cat