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i question my decision-making sometimes you know

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reblog to share some mint with your followers. just don't let it escape containment, okay?

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Public Nuisance Nr.1

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"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

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He didn't look very excited about getting his stone back.

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shout out to all the bad bitches out there who funnel sun chips in their mouth at work and then drop them on the floor of the office and have to get down under the desk on your hands and knees and individually pick up harvest cheddar sun chip residue with the same vigor as a poor victorian boy who dropped the coins he stole from the vendor down the street because he desperately wants to help his dear papa whom is stuck bedridden after a terrible tragedy with a horse and must gather them before the cops find him and take him to prison for 140 years

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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cold, cold feet || xavier

"you're already ready for bed? that was fast." xavier smiles as you beam at him, snuggled into his quilts for the night. he turns off the lights in the room besides a small glowing mushroom lamp you'd bought for him, and he opens the quilts to quickly dive in in a valiant attempt to protect you from the cold.

"you sure took your time changing from a hoodie into another hoodie," you tease as you cuddle up to him, exhaling as he wraps his arms around you. "whatever shall i say, hmm? perhaps my boyfriend decided to abandon me in favour of hunting wanderers in some far off zone again?" you laugh as xavier frowns like a kicked puppy, one of the most prominent expressions on his face.

"i would never," he insists as you turn away from him to laugh, burying your face in a pillow that smells too much like him, heavy and heady with his scent. "[name], listen to me. i would never. [name]. [name]." turning back after a good long chuckle, you see his lip jutting out ever so slightly, clearly affronted by your lack of attention and affection for him.

"you're like a needy puppy," you hum as you pull him into your chest, xavier humming as he snuggles closer, not even bothering to deny what you said. "needy puppy who mildly sucks at both cards and the claw machine."

"watch it, he grumbles half-heartedly, an arm extending towards your lower back to rub and pat it. "you're threatening my masculinity here." you laugh, attempting to slowly slide your feet over to xaviers as he frowns once again and pulls away. "no. i know what you're going to do, and i won't allow it."

"please? pretty please? you're my boyfriend, this is a boyfriend duty!"

"the last time i agreed to this, i was feeling ice stamps on my back for most of the night. no thank you." he retorts, kicking your feet away as the duvet rises, letting in a draft as the two of you huddle closer for warmth. "okay. maybe i understand your pain a little bit. but it is still a no," he adds quickly as you beam and then grimace.

"y'know, why do i even care," you mumble as you shove him off of you, turning him around and putting your feet on his calves. xavier flinches and kicks his legs, hopefully to throw you off, but you aren't the hunter's super rookie for no reason, and you stay exactly where you burrowed yourself, waiting for xavier to stop thrashing around like a piece of meat.

and when he eventually does, you kiss his shoulder as he mutters his own version of expletives at you, a silent apology for the pain he will be going through every other day now. "come spring," you murmur next to his now flushed ears, "i'll let you put your cold feet on mine, okay?"

some of my headcanons for xavier, i hope y'all don't mind :3 i hc he gets cold in spring instead of winter (idk, it just suits the image i have of him). as of reposting this from my old account @.ameleii, i've finished book 8 (almost)!

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do .. do yall appreciate a cat drawing ?

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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telling people my goal is to be a showrunner is so embarrassing it feels like I’m telling everyone I wanna be hokage

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The first rule of cutting your hair is to have fun and be yourself, the second is to never look back