growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess
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I placed an eBay bid on this one deer figurine not realizing it came with a huge as hell nasty dog that came wrapped in plastic Laura Palmer and now he's haunting my home with his polygonal body and his tasteful pearl choker. Too scared to unwrap him.
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sentence i found on a grocery store review
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Brie Larson in hair and make-up tests as Envy Adams for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
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i hate you youtube shorts i hate you instagram reels i hate you tiktokification of all social media
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this weed got me talking like a vampire
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hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now
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question what the tv tells you, question what a pop star sells you, question mom and question dad, question good and question bad
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I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign
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as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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now why are they shortening the notes
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“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world
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