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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

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i love this image so much

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i love it actually when nonnative speakers make mistakes that reveal how their native languages work.

lots of koreans online say they "eat" drinks which would assume they only have one word which covers the concept of consumption.

arabic immigrants in sweden (my mother included) have a hard time differentiating between "i think/i believe/my opinion is" which suggests that in arabic these different modalities of speaker agency is treated as one or at least interchangeable.

swedish speakers in english will use should/shall/have to/must with much higher nuance precision than native english speakers, to the point where they sound well awkward, because the distinction between these commands in swedish is much clearer than in english. i make mistakes between is/am/are and has/have constantly because swedish only has one pronoun covering all grammatical persons.

i've heard speakers of languages without gendered pronouns (finnish, the chinese dialects, and a tonne more) make he/she mistakes because it's hard(!!) to learn two or more gendered pronouns and when to use them correctly.

how neat is that?! it add a charm to international english usage in particular and make our appreciation of both our native languages and our learnt ones stronger...!!

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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felices fiestas

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the voices in my head tell me to quadruple the amount of garlic required for any recipe. and i listen

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anyone here know what a fractal is?

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My favorite moment was when official-linguistics-post said "it's fricking absolute friday" and fricated.... Fric... Froke... F... All over the place

i'm a blog of the people

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goncharov

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another one of my great ideas is that there should be a jukebox-like device that you load all your DVDs and blu-rays and whatnot into, you integrate it into your entertainment system, and then you can browse and select titles from your own collection via remote. it should be the size of a toaster oven and cost maximum $80

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El Uruguay si el FA fuera tan comunista como advierten los fachos:

el mundo si la universidad fuera tan comunista como advierten los fachos

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A pic of my boi just chilling

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