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wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

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i really hate it when people draw cleo skinny. i mean i guess its up to interpretation but have you ever . looked at her vtuber model

shes not skinny absgshrh idk it bothers me so much

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Ren: One of the most surprising things from the weekend was watching Martyn swim like an Olympic swimmer.

Impulse: Yes. Yeah.

Skizz: Yeah.

Ren: Like, he has the most insane form? He—it’s actually insane. He swims like an Olympian.

Skizz: Well he—

Impulse: He’s the most athletic person in a gamer bod I’ve ever seen.

Ren: Yeah (laughs).

Skizz: Yeah dude, yeah. He did a backflip! He did a backflip off the dock like it was nothing, dude.

Impulse: Yeah.

Ren: He did a backflip. It was so good.

Impulse: Insane.

Bdubs: (to Ren) You love him.

(Skizz and Impulse begin giggling, Ren and Bdubs joins in)

Impulse: He was-he was great, he was fantastic. Well, Bdubs—

Skizz: Martyn and Diggity, sittin’ in a tree—

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OH LORD HE’S DONE

I spent 1,025 hours over 3 years making this glitter bomb of a jacket 😭😭😭

wtf do I do now though

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cute frame i forgot to appreciate last ep :3

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🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

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goodness gracious his face .

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"I am not up for auction everybody so please nobody place any bids" -Rendog

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Not like that!! It’s gonna get tangled

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How to catch a fish in 4 easy steps by Nindiri the jaguar (pics by Nancie Cunningham Casey)

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yaoi break

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I used to be a powerlifter

(please reblog this version, as it is finished!)

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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A Chinese Water Deer taking a swim with her fawn 

Photograph by  Hans Watson

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in honor of easter, @apollothetransboy and i present the hit new life series season:

Jesus Life

(as made by a christian and a catholic. guys it’s fine)

Mechanics include!

• two lives. you get one respawn, but you must wait three in game days to use it- or for extra challenge mode, three sessions

• the only food you can eat is bread. to gain the golden apple effect, you must drink a potion of wine. if you find fish, you can infinitely dupe them and eat them, but there are only two on the whole server! good luck

• new weapon: nail gun

• new server member: fWhip. like whips. he has admin and can smite players for half their health whenever he wants

• instead of a boogeyman, every session a judas is chosen. this judas must betray a member of their alliance. if they succeed, they get 30 iron ingots. if they fail, fwhip smites them

• the alliances are named after different sects of christianity/catholicism

skizz dies first, because rule of three. dies three days in, respawns in three days, dies three days later. angel boy is the first victim of Jesus Life.

cleo gets third place because she’s used to coming back. yknow. zombie. martyn gets fourth because she punches him off a cliff. Three seasons later! three continues to shine

joel wins by getting judas and betraying rendog. this is because that man keeps making organized religion in servers i think he can win Jesus Life. this is added to by the fact that apparently rendog is Jesus Christ so it would be judas betraying Jesus. thank you for coming to my TED Talk