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no tail to wrap around someone. no claws to knead into anything. no way to purr. not even whiskers. we are fucked as a species.

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the "ACAB" leaving peoples bodies the second the NYPD tells them its okay to cyberstalk this random guy

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WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK

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Prosecutors argued that Mangione was carrying about $10,000 in cash and that his bag was a Faraday bag that blocks cellphone signals—all proof that he was a sophisticated criminal who should be held without bail. “‘I’d like to correct two things,’” Mangione said after the prosecutor finished speaking, according to CNN’s Danny Freeman, “‘I don’t know where any of that money came from—I’m not sure if it was planted. And also, that bag was waterproof, so I don’t know about criminal sophistication.’”

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

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im genuinely convinced that they used ai for the monthly thing on spotify wrapped. what do you mean may was my "coastal grandmother ukulele oldies" phase. august was "pink pilates princess strut pop??" no one would say that september was my "sweater weather permanent wave indie" moment. no way we waited so long for this. multiple people and i also noticed that it took a few seconds longer than usual to load, maybe im just impatient but i wouldnt be surprised if that was ai preparing like all of it as i clicked through. spotify has been using a lot of ai lately with the playlist making, dj, playlist cover designer and now whatever this ai podcast thing is.

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i'm too tired for anything more than a sketch but this little moment is living rent free in my head. nobody tell him they're still in ear-shot.

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I'm so fucking tired, nothing is interesting, and I can't bring myself to work on the things I love to do and want to finish. I just wanna scream and cry and quit my job and completely pivot and I fucking hate it

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He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry

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i'm too tired for anything more than a sketch but this little moment is living rent free in my head. nobody tell him they're still in ear-shot.

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first dance

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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only princesses allowed at tea party

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of all the people, I hoped it'd be you to come and free me, take me away to show me my home where I was born where I belong

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symphoniacostumes on ig