koboldbartender08

[koboldbartender08]

I tried to join but it said I wasn't white listed

How do I get whitelisted?

[-Go join the funky discord server] [-Drop your ss14 user in the "whitelist" channel] [-Wait and pray for an admin to go white list it]

[-Optional, open a ticket to time transfer any other hours you may have on other servers, this is funny because if you do I'll most likely be the one doing it]

[koboldbartender08]

Any server recs for a new player?

[If you're interested in MRP/HRP I would suggest trying Funky Station Cirno! Currently the staff team is trying to make a grasshopper situation where it can be the "learning" server for new players!] [https://funkystation.org/] [Also note that I mayyy be baised in my recommandation because it is where I mainly play on]

[koboldbartender08]

[A small crow walks up to you, dragging a box of something]

*caws!*

[It grabs a blanket out of the box, flying up and wapping it around you. It flies back down and removes the cover of the box with its beak, revealing a hot coco]

[The crow mimics the words]

"Its cold, keep warm!"

(For reals tho, its getting pretty frigids, at least around here. So make sure to stay nice and toasty!)

"Thank you!! It'th so nithe!!! You gotta stay warm too, kay?" [You too! Stay hydrated as well >vo)b]

[koboldbartender08]

"Huh? The album? Oh! It's of my friendth on the thtation! We had to all line up that one time! It wath a bit weird..." [Characters all from players on Funky]

[koboldbartender08]

You play spess and make good lizards. I follow.

[Out of character, thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoy my silly little kobolds! I'm not the most particularly robust at the game but I try my best!]

[koboldbartender08]

*gives super matter grenade

Go, do crime

Bzzzz….. [INCOMING ENCRYPTION] [PLEASE WAIT] [---------] “I really, really hope you know what you are doing.” -S.L

[koboldbartender08]

[out of character: I AM HORRIFIED HEHHHJgfjf ty so much!!! I'm glad you enjoy the silly kobold!! o(^^)o]

"it contain chemicalth! It'th bad for your health"

[koboldbartender08]

"NOO- HFHJGH HDJD LE- AAAAAAAA" Kip-Kic screams

[koboldbartender08]

What server(s) do you usually play on?

"I'm at the...uhh...Lemmie thee.... Funky thector!! I like it there! People are nithe and I serve 'em drinkth!" [Out of character, I play Kip-Kic, Argon Argentum, and Staedus Lysende on Funky station lrp and mrp, you can find me in game under the username CubicalLeaf ^^)b]

[koboldbartender08]

CLASSIFIED INFORMATION

CRIMINAL FILE FOR NANOTRASEN DOCUMENTATION PURPOSES ONLY: BURN IF FOUND, DO NOT OPEN. SUBJECT NUMBER [██████] FIRST NAME:  ███████ LAST NAME: Cirrus [1] EYES: Black HEIGHT: 4’11 WEIGHT: 85 lbs AGE: 18 SCALE: Butter-yellow CHARGES: 26 ARRESTS: 5 CONVICTIONS: 21 FACTOR OF RESIDENCE: Planet [082],  █████ ██████, Fourteenth System. FLIGHT RISK: Yes No [2] AFFILIATIONS: This subject is a prominent member of the Syndicate, working specifically under Cybersun Ind. as an operative. Discovered records [3] show years of involvement, likely starting from the age of ██. Subject is proficient in ranged and melee weapons, utilizes storage implants, and is prone to be extremely aggressive during encounters. Subject seems to enjoy taunting official figures verbally, regardless of monologuing, the subject is effective and focuses on specific objectives over collateral damage.

Furthermore, the subject was also associated with an unofficial group named “The Cirrus” before the Syndicate. The group consists of five individuals including the subject. Jingle Cirrus, Jangle Cirrus, Wren Cirrus, Sol Cirrus, and  ███████ Cirrus [1]. An additional file about this is attached in the subject’s information folder. Four of the members were confirmed ████████ during the events of incident [█████] on Bagel Station within the █████ ██████, Fourteenth System. Nanotrasen has been declared as not responsible for this incident [4]. CONVICTIONS: Minor Possession/Use of Minor Contraband Vandalism Trespass Moderate Failure to Comply Possession/Use of Major Contraband Damage/Destruction of Property Major Breach of Arrest Possession/Use of Syndicate Contraband Grand Theft Mass Destruction Secure Trespass Assault/Battery Manslaughter Extreme Breach of Custody Kidnapping Attempted Murder Murder

Capital Refusal of Mental Shielding Terrorism Prevention of Revival Mass Murder

SENTENCING: Due to the unpaid contracts of Jingle Cirrus, Jangle Cirrus, Wren Cirrus, and Sol Cirrus, who were all Nanotrasen employees at their time of expiry, it has been suggested by Central Command Official █████ ████████ for the subject to pay their debt in their steads. This more humane and ethical punishment could possibly rehabilitate individuals from the Syndicate propaganda with the additional help of cutting-edge Nanotrasen technology. The final sentencing is for the subject to serve as a fully-paid bartender on Nanotrasen stations within the Funky Sector, Fourteenth System until he is deemed rehabilitated. During this time, a ██████ ████████ implant should be in place, essentially █████████ the █████████ ██████ ██ ████ before the events of incident [█████]. For this to be effectively enforced, any information regarding the subject’s past is to be not disclosed, and file requests for subject [██████] is not to be considered for approval unless issued by a Command or higher ranking member of crew. Under no circumstances is the implant to be removed without the approval of Central Command. The subject’s recovery is to be watched and documented closely. FOOTNOTES: 1. Upon further investigation, it is confirmed that the subject’s last name is not Cirrus despite previous statements from said subject. Subject has no blood relation with the rest of “Cirrus” despite insistence from both parties. 2. Documentation changed as of 32██/██/██, upon observation of subject [██████]’s first shift after sentencing. 3. Refer to evidence [█████████ ███████████ ███████] in the subject's information folder.

4. Refer to court case documents regarding the incident [█████] on Bagel Station within the █████ ██████, Fourteenth System.

[koboldbartender08]

"it contain chemicalth! It'th bad for your health"

[koboldbartender08]

"Ian hath been patted!"

[koboldbartender08]

[Do not feed the kobold Cognizine]

[koboldbartender08]

"Nith people in the cargo department gave me finanth advith!"

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