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[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

Hold on.

*gives you 465 geodes*

There's the daily geodes since August 2023

I am now geode anon

uuuuuuuuhhhhhh

what am i suppsed to do with all of these

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

*gives you a geode*

oh?

thank you

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

can confirm

Kobolds can discern whether or not a rock is a geode by smell.

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

i dont know him

what else am i supposed to say

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

uuuhhh who is the onceler

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

bought a third- or fourth-hand il-18 from some guy in europe today

it doesnt look exactly like the images ive seen of them online but the engines run good enough and its still mostly in one piece

it will make a good addition to the air fleet

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

i have the worlds rustiest jeep if you want it

[ i don't care that halloween is over, i just want free stuff. ]

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

(if you don't know one of them, look it up!)

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

same

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

i think he tried to sneak onto buss island once

we told him to get lost

Okay, having all these adult adventurers come here and attack me was bad enough, but this morning a kid with some of the spikiest hair I've ever seen showed up and said he was there to capture me, and he threw this red and white ball and a dragon came out and attacked me. But before it did too much damage the boy said "Now for the catch!", and threw another red and white ball at me.

...And it worked. He caught me. I mean, he caught a copy of me; there was a second copy of me from when that adventurer cut me in half last week, and it's that copy that's typing this now because the other copy is... I guess still in that kid's possession somewhere.

How did that work?

I mean, I am not a Pokémon.

I don't think I'm a Pokémon. I'm not sure how I could be a Pokémon. This whole thing doesn't make any sense.

How did that work?

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

ive had to make a little meeting arrangement with the folks over at kangerlussuaq airport

i should be back soon though

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

you can try wrecking their cars

Okay, so the HOA here has had it out for me and @unexpectedly-wizardposting for a long time, but now they've sunk to a new low. They've started spreading the word to adventurers that @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house is a dungeon where they can get loot and experience.

Like this evening two different guys with humongous swords they shouldn't be able to carry and one guy who was basically just glowing eyes in a hooded cloak showed up to the house looking for a challenge.

I don't even know where the HOA found these people.

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

dont worry about it

I should get into marketing business

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

yeah shoot him

My royal jester keeps thee thying me even though im pretty clearly transfem, and also referring to me as Halfbrinson as opposed to Halfbrindohter, any advice for getting him to stop?

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

gex

say gex

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

leave it man

remember all those times I've spoken about how I despite being intersex hadn't had IGM forced on me?

Well guess who just found unexplained scars today around my private bits...

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

eh the best dressed contest can wait don't worry

... so yeah, life happened.

I've been really sick all summer, so I wasn't able to really do the best dressed and I'm so sorry for that. I'll get to it eventually, so yeah

I'm unsure if I should still host the halloween event, so lmk if there's still interest