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[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

boog

Tumblr posts have 3 options.

1. 0 notes. Big flop.

2. #10k (failure, you get 2k)

3. About 1000 comments and a total of 50k notes still going around while your boog is dead

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

nah

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

i do

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

Mage titles like "Lord of Lightning" or "Child of Darkness" are no different from army nicknames: They're usually based on inside jokes. You didn't realize this until you got one.

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

same here ^_^

they only want me for my orb

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

this is fucked all the way up

imagine if they pulled this shit with dwarves

thered be riots in the streets

wanted to fact check this with @evilwizard, seems pretty reliable to me though

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

...what the fuck?

wanted to fact check this with @evilwizard, seems pretty reliable to me though

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

I could literally be so vicious and mean but the voice of my trusted friend pops into my head and says "no, that's cringe, you're better than this." And I don't because she's right. I'm better than all of this

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

merry chris

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

Practicing my spells

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

wouldnt be the strangest thing that happened in the world

Why is there a depiction of Rainbow dash fucking pinkie pie with a strap on my toilet?!?!?!?!??

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

i mean i think we do air charter there?

its hard to keep track but im pretty sure thats something we do

Dang it, the Wizard Yellow Pages only have one entry for "slime obstetrician", and the person in question lives on the Plane of Saffron Sorrows, which I have no idea how to get to without an enchanted emerald key, and I have no idea where to get one of those, either.

Plus I tried calling them for an appointment and even if I do figure out a way to get there apparently they're booked up for the next two weeks anyway.

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

kobolds are already unionized

remember—there’s no “i” in homunculus. that’s why they do 90% of the manual labor around my tower

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

without sauce

you want me to eat geodes without sauce

Hold on.

*gives you 465 geodes*

There's the daily geodes since August 2023

I am now geode anon

uuuuuuuuhhhhhh

what am i suppsed to do with all of these

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

Hold on.

*gives you 465 geodes*

There's the daily geodes since August 2023

I am now geode anon

uuuuuuuuhhhhhh

what am i suppsed to do with all of these

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

*gives you a geode*

oh?

thank you

[kobold-sanctuary-buss-island]

can confirm

Kobolds can discern whether or not a rock is a geode by smell.