kobold-armiger
Kobold Armiger
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Ty | They/Them | Kobold | No minors, please! | Yaps about kobolds. Sometimes doodles, too.
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kobold-armiger · 2 days ago
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AMAZON IS STRIKING LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!! LETS GO!@!
as someone who has worked in amazon warehouses for many years, this is crazy like. oh my god. DURING PEAK SEASON?? LETS GOOOO
media and companies are already trying to say "DONT LET THE UNIONS MISLEAD YOU WE PROMISE WE TREAT OUR WORKERS WELL!!!" well hey ive worked there for YEARS. they do not ! dont listen to their bullshit. it might be difficult to not get frustrated if packages are late at the most important time of the year but thats the whole point -- strikes happening when the workers are most necessary is a massive blow to showing just how essential the workers are . anyways stand with amazon workers this holiday season god fucking bless
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kobold-armiger · 6 days ago
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kobold-armiger · 6 days ago
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kid, when life gets you down you got three choices
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kobold-armiger · 7 days ago
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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
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kobold-armiger · 12 days ago
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Pokecember days 4 and 5: grass and electric types with leafeon and jolteon!
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kobold-armiger · 12 days ago
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kobold-armiger · 20 days ago
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Prehistoric 🦖🦕✨
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kobold-armiger · 20 days ago
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TELL IT HOW IT IS GIRL 👏
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kobold-armiger · 23 days ago
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Some phone wallpapers from the Project Eevee Twitter for Eevee Day!
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kobold-armiger · 23 days ago
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"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.
"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.
"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.
"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth
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kobold-armiger · 23 days ago
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kobold-armiger · 23 days ago
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Patrons get not one but TWO kobolds in the mail next month ✨ Plus a possum. As a treat ❤️ www.patreon.com/nicopossum
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kobold-armiger · 23 days ago
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leap
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kobold-armiger · 23 days ago
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in honor of shark week starting tomorrow 🦈
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kobold-armiger · 1 month ago
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I'll apologize to those who followed me for art and pictures of nature. I know y'all didn't come here to watch me metaphorically bite worm-brained politicians.
Unfortunately Danielle Smith (The Alberta Premier) and the United Conservative Party (Alberta's Republicans) are being freaky creeps about transgender people again and now it's everyone's problem in Alberta, Canada.
Danielle couldn't function on a school board and got fired. I don't want her trash bin paws meddling with ANYTHING to do with ANY students, trans or not.
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"trash bin paws" isn't just a throwaway diss btw. girl really was known as Trash Can Dani for a while oof
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kobold-armiger · 1 month ago
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Bill 29: The Fairness and Safety in Sport Act
Danielle Smith and the United Conservative Party are being creepy weird about children again and since this also directly targets people like me [trans people] I have opted to skip the niceties cut scene and get right down to choosing violence.
Seriously, I cannot be the only person weirded out over how creepily obsessed Danielle Smith and the United Conservative Party are over trans people. They talk more about trans people than anything else. Just in October they pushed out three anti-trans bills - the above included. For what? There's MAYBE 2000 trans kids out of the 800,000 students in the whole province. It's pretty damn insane they're trying to legalize gender checks on children at all.
Ofc, some people are waving it off saying "No! It's just for the trans kids!! >:C". Nah mate. If your kid is a slight bit too effeminate or masculine or just plainly doesn't fit the Gender Roles, you bet their ass is getting reported by faculty members acting in bad faith. Hope you aren't aiming for sport scholarships in college / university👍
Some people are also whining about trans people having "athletic advantages" again so lemme say here: I have cis friends who played girl's rugby in high school. They were VERY capable of decimating the boys. If your cis kid can't measure up against a trans kid, that's just a straight up skill issue. get good maybe? lmao
This ain't the time to take the moral high road. If Danielle Smith and the United Conservative Party want to throw the tiny 0.3% of Albertans under the bus in the name of snatching authority over kids' bodily autonomy, then yeah I Will stoop to their level and be a dick about it because that shit is unhinged freak behavior. They keep saying trans people are out to get their kids but girl... the call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
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kobold-armiger · 1 month ago
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I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂
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