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boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what
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how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
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Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.
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Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place. - Kurt Vonnegut
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who decides what goes on the tumblr radar

like seriously

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I just saw Heather Morris on Punk'd
Greatest episode. Ever. Could not stop laughing. "Who knew there was a smart Jonas?!" LOL.
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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It got to Lea Michele's and I was just like "Wtf O.O"
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You never know how strong you are, until strong is the only choice you have
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We see the Glee Club kids graduate and flip the tassels on their caps, one by one; Blaine hands a tearful Kurt a tissue as he heads for the stage, and Santana hugs Brittany as she does the same. Sue and Will also hug, which is cute, and then Finn and Rachel kiss on stage in front of everyone, which is totally in character, since if they don’t suck face at least ten times per episode the planet stops spinning on its axis and plummets in a deadly decaying spiral toward the sun.
After Elton - Goodbye Recap (x)
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