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i think boone and arcade had known each other from novac and in fact arcade used to visit daisy fairly often and thus ran into boone every now and then but they never really talked because boone is boone. but then one time they kinda bumped into each other near the motel and struck up a convo, but boone felt mad awkward due to being boone and lasted maybe two responses before being like Alright great but like have you met manny yet. the other sniper. yeah hes busy during the day but hes free after 9pm you should try and catch him. you wanna talk to manny not me. youll like him hes nice. dont talk to me talk to manny. should i let manny know you wanna talk to him? because you dont wanna be talking to me you want to be talking to manny yeah manny vargas and i can tell him about you first if you want. yeah my friend manny vargas you should talk to him. gotta go. *jogs away autistically*
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Iloav my boufurbiend
Hes so fucjin dreamny and i lovr hime
Suchd a dormk
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watching the stupid Tyson v Paul fight cause why not I leech off my parents Netflix account. and holy shit. holy shit women are terrifying. why do people watch fights there's so much blood what I just was hoping to see a paul bro get hit
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serrano got robbed and we got flashed by mike tyson help me
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I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.
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the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league
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Regretevator update is in 2 hours
whats the name of that new tyler album again?
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Top-Tier Villain Motivations
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
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Srry I’ve been offline today I’ve been listening to chromakopia :3
I luv Tyler (>∀<)
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