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free to use template for written interrogations. the file is in psd but i made it in sai so do mind you can't edit text that is already written. no really need to credit me but it's appreciated so others can use it too

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font: rousseau deco season, answer, judge: size 50 prisoner's number: size 180 (number 001-003 is included in the file, after that you're on your own) Q. number: size 85 text in runes on the side (didn't include it, see below): milgram *number* prisoner (milgram second prisoner, milgram fourth prisoner, etc.) rune font and other ocgram things can be found here

the original includes more things, and the "interrogation" thing is in japanese and is positioned differently depending on the prisoner:

but i made it the way that would be comfortable for me so do what you wish

credit to the texture used: link

the folder for download:

the end byeee

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HELP TEXT: YOU JUST PICKED UP THE ＴＡＵＲ ＵＰＧＲＡＤＥ

ME: radical

HELP TEXT: ＴＡＵＲ ＵＰＧＲＡＤＥ INCREASES YOUR SPEED BUT NOW YOUR PANTS WON’T FIT AND IT WILL BE AWKWARD TO GET INTO MOST CARS

ME: i’m ready for the full range of experiences that will come with this upgrade

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Sure i guess

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fuck you, matt mullenweg.

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nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

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16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012

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Day 202 🦭

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@sunny-haven as Susie from Deltarune

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Day 204 🦭

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Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

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Sometimes I think a lot about my mom's cat

My mom's cat is a common domestic shorthair we found on the side of the road as a kitten

Regular cat, not a maine coon or one of those massive breeds. His mom was smaller than a loaf of bread

But in a sort of a Clifford The Big Red Dog situation, he grew super fast, and really really big, and took a super long time to stop growing

Worried that she was overfeeding him, she eased back his portions, but he stayed a massive round baby

When he started having kidney problems, she took him to the vet.

The vet took a look at him and said, "holy fuck, what are you feeding him", checked the nutritional listings on his chow, and told her "Yeah, maybe he's reacting badly to the amount of grain in this, try a meatier diet"

So my mom wound up special-ordering this specific high-protein prescription cat food made of like. Kangaroo meat or some shit that cost like sixty bucks a bag

And, as typical act two in an episode of House, he somehow got worse on the fancy specialized stuff that was supposed to be Primo Athlete Olympic Feline Blend

Like. WAY worse. His guts were inflamed and his kidneys were shutting down and he was all sore and HE WAS STILL HUGE, just miserable and sad

So shetook him back to the vet, where they had to help him pee (he was apparently close to bursting and had some kind of blockage too) and went "Yeah no this is NOT normal and we don't know what's going on, we're gonna do some tests but in the meantime you should go back to what he was eating before, at least that wasn't actively killing him" so she did

And he still wasn't great, but he also improved

And so they take his blood and do an ultrasound and a couple g's later she gets a call back like "this is gonna sound crazy, but we want you to put him on a low-meat diet. Just the least amount of protein and iron and shit. We need you to find the grainiest, filler-iest dollar tree kibble available and give him some of that bad bad shit"

And my mother is a woman of science. So she did

And he GOT BETTER

His energy picked back up, inflammation went down, he started drinking normally again, got back to pissing like a fuckin champion

And so it turns out that out of all the random ass freeway bonus cats we possibly could have scooped out of a ditch, WE got the one-in-a-million freak of nature with a SPECIFIC genetic defect that means a paleo protein free range diet is essentially poison and he THRIVES on cheap ass garbage

Like. He medically NEEDS junk food

I dont really understand how that works, but i cant argue with results.

If we had four of him, they'd outweigh my mom. And he's FINE

Also blind, but that's unrelated

Im not using him as a symbol or a metaphor or anything. I just keep catching myself thinking about my mom's Big Fucking Cat

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post from me because shameless self advertisement but follow me on pillowfort it's literally just my tumblr but not really 🙏🙏 I need more people to follow

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All voices by me!

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The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

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slept in and woke to find the dog playing with matches

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haunting me