knivesofgravity

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

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love is stored in the bite mark

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I want to leave the JD Vance and destiel memes aside for just a moment to tell you all guys that I, personally, as a Catholic, mourn the loss of Pope Francis.

Over the 12 years that he spent at the helm of the Holy See, Pope Francis proved himself one of the most progressive and reform-minded Supreme Pontiffs we have had, perhaps ever, the pleasure of being led by.

For all his personal failings and blunders -and believe me, there's a list- he did tremendous work on dragging Canon Law and the institutions that make up the Catholic Church towards becoming a better and more modern version of themselves. I can only hope that whoever is chosen as his successor will be even half as committed to internal reform as Francis was, and that he will continue the work Francis sadly leaves unfinished.

Descanse en Paz.

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the answer is always more ear piercings

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3d-model commission for @/Blackholed on twitter

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party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head

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youare all just jealous of my severed head

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is it cool if I invite my decapitated head

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actually the craziest impact animorphs has had on me is that i never really got an urge to eat cinnamon buns from reading them BUT the phrase "the refreshing beverage known as vinegar" has forced its way into my head every other week for years to try and convince me it would be a good idea to chug a whole glass of it

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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

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to bite. Fondly.

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ok. and why is it your business that the clouds are swirling in a giant purple vortex over my ancient tower? maybe they just do that sometimes

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non-practicing human being

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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

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Height is vibes based and not physical, I know this is true because I am at eye level with people several inches taller than me and look uo to people shorter than me. One guy five inches taller than me asked if I could reach something for him and I had to ask him why he thought I could do that. Your height is assigned by my own personal instincts, and yes I am aware that this is the mindset of a chihuahua.

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if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back